“butt into its face”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 21
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 21
“think these are feral creepers, Porkins,” said Spidroth. “They’re as brainless as Alex.” “Yeah,” said Alex, not noticing the insult, “they’re as brainless”
― Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series
― Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series
“Finally, we were all able to select surfboards, pay our rental fee,”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
“Claire wasn’t as hungry as I was, so she ordered a single pork chop, two carrots, and a glass of apple juice.”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
“man paused. “Who’s asking?” “Jimmy Slade.” “Jimmy Slate?” “Slade. Slade.” “That is a stupid name. My name is Maynard Vladimir McGullicuty Gomez de Souza Reynolds. That is a proper name.” It was something all right.”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
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