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“Cassie hears the screaming as she backs away from the closet. It takes her a moment to identify the voice as her own.”
― Freida McFadden, The Ex

“This time Claire responded. “It was like something in the bottom of the lake ... burped. There was a giant bubble that appeared on the surface of the lake and then popped.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Don’t tell me,” I said. “Um, the other player is named Death_Dealer_Alltime_God_8324.” “No,” Swagger said, scowling. “The other elite Guardian player is named Gabby. We all call her Gabby.” I almost fainted. “A player with a normal, basic name?!?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32

“What could he have done that would be of interest to anyone?” I said. “He’s just a weird old man.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 28