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“This time Claire responded. “It was like something in the bottom of the lake ... burped. There was a giant bubble that appeared on the surface of the lake and then popped.” “Maybe one of your priests farted in there,” said Otis.”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
“The man paused. “Who’s asking?” “Jimmy Slade.” “Jimmy Slate?” “Slade. Slade.” “That is a stupid name. My name is Maynard Vladimir McGullicuty Gomez de Souza Reynolds. That is a proper name.” It was something all right.”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
“Well, gee,” I say. “If I’m so goddamn unlikable, why did you marry me in the first place?” “Beats me.”
― Want to Know a Secret?
― Want to Know a Secret?
“What could he have done that would be of interest to anyone?” I said. “He’s just a weird old man.”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 28
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 28
“Don’t tell me,” I said. “Um, the other player is named Death_Dealer_Alltime_God_8324.” “No,” Swagger said, scowling. “The other elite Guardian player is named Gabby. We all call her Gabby.” I almost fainted. “A player with a normal, basic name?!?”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32
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