Dave the Villager 32 Quotes

“And remember to give them a bashing,” said Carl. “Repeat after me — Bashing! Bashing! Bashing!” To Dave surprise, all the illagers and cowmen joined in: “BASHING!” They began to chant. “BASHING! BASHING! BASHING!” “Er, right,” said Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“All right,” said Carl, rolling his eyes. “Alex came up with Cakerothbrine. She can summon cakes and is Herobrine’s long lost wife, who left him after he never helped to clean the house. She has triplet daughters who are all ninjas: Firerothbrine, who has the power of fire, Waterothbrine, who has the power of water, and Porkchoprothbrine, who has the power of porkchops.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I’ve taken control of your suit, creeper,” said Marie. “Well, I’m going to take control of your face,” said Carl. “What does that even mean?” said Marie. “I’m not sure,” said Carl. “It sounded a lot cooler in my head.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Yeah, we’re gonna kick their butts,” said Alex. “It will be like a real-life version of The Legend of Carl the Creeper.” “Um, what’s The Legend of Carl the Creeper?” asked Mayor Grady. “It’s an award-winning comic book that’s hitting shelves soon,” said Carl. “Look out for it in your nearest comic book shop.” “What’s a comic book shop?” Tom asked. “And what’s a comic book?” “And what awards has it won?” asked Dave. “Well, it’s going to win awards one day,” said Carl, “so we’re going to write ‘award-winning’ on the cover now, so we don’t have to add it later.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“they’re normally led by an illager called Marie. She looks skinny, but according to the stories we’ve heard about her, she’s a vicious fighter.” “I don’t care how vicious she is,” said Spidroth, “she won’t stand a chance against the Lady Spidrothbrine.” “That’s right,” said Carl. “As soon as those bad guys see Spidroth’s face, they’ll flee in the opposite direction.” “CREEPER!” Spidroth roared, pulling out her netherite sword. Dave quickly rushed to stand in front of her. “Come on,” he said, “save all that rage for Mad Mulligan’s gang.” “Pah,” said Spidroth, putting her sword away. “You got lucky this time, creeper.” “Not that lucky,” said Carl, “I still have to look at your face.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Good idea,” said Carl. “Maybe there’ll be some traders in town with more potatoes.” “Can you give this ridiculous obsession with potatoes a rest?” said Spidroth. “Hey,” said Carl, “don’t insult potatoes.” “I wasn’t insulting potatoes,” said Spidroth, “I was insulting you.” “Oh,” said Carl. “That’s not so bad then.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Don’t forget us when you’re both rich and famous, chaps,” said Porkins. “I can’t promise that,” said Carl. “If I get rich and famous, I’m going to live in a big diamond house with lots of guard wolves, so I can just sit around eating baked potatoes all day. If anyone tries to disturb me, the wolves will slay them on sight. So, you’d best be careful.” “Crikey,” said Porkins, his cheeks turning pale. “Idiots,” said Spidroth, rolling her eyes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I think these are feral creepers, Porkins,” said Spidroth. “They’re as brainless as Alex.” “Yeah,” said Alex, not noticing the insult, “they’re as brainless as me.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Few of the illagers and cowmen who lived in the town had ever used a sword before,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“they were inexperienced at hand-to-hand combat, and their iron swords were outmatched, as many of the soldiers in the invading army had diamond swords. “Stop!” a voice screeched from above them. Dave looked up and saw Marie on one of the nearby rooftops, along with a load of illagers with crossbows. The illagers all had their bows pointed down at Dave and the others. Dave looked around at the other nearby rooftops and saw that they had illagers”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Looks like it is up to Lady Spidrothbrine to save the day once again.” “And the Lady Alexrothbrine as well!” said Alex.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“And the Lady Alexrothbrine as well!” said Alex. “Pah,” said Spidroth. “Just don’t get in my way, fool.” Spidroth ran forward towards the yellow creeper queen, her diamond sword clasped in her hand. “Carl, do you think Spidroth likes me?” Alex asked. “I don’t think Spidroth likes anyone,” said Carl. “Apart from Dave, of course. But I think that’s only because she’s got a thing for bald heads.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Fool,” said Spidroth, rolling her eyes. “Looks like it is up to Lady Spidrothbrine to save the day once again.” “And the Lady Alexrothbrine as well!” said Alex. “Pah,” said Spidroth. “Just don’t get in my way, fool.” Spidroth ran forward towards the yellow creeper queen, her diamond sword clasped in her hand. “Carl, do you think Spidroth likes me?” Alex asked. “I don’t think Spidroth likes anyone,” said Carl. “Apart from Dave, of course. But I think that’s only because she’s got a thing for bald heads.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“think these are feral creepers, Porkins,” said Spidroth. “They’re as brainless as Alex.” “Yeah,” said Alex, not noticing the insult, “they’re as brainless as me.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I won’t ask again,” said Marie. “Come here, girl. Now.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Dave found his head moving towards Spidroth’s, the two of them getting closer and closer and — CLANG-A-LANG-A-LANG-A-LANG!!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I don’t care how vicious she is,” said Spidroth, “she won’t stand a chance against the Lady Spidrothbrine.” “That’s right,” said Carl. “As soon as those bad guys see Spidroth’s face, they’ll flee in the opposite direction.” “CREEPER!” Spidroth roared, pulling out her netherite sword. Dave quickly rushed to stand in front of her. “Come on,” he said, “save all that rage for Mad Mulligan’s gang.” “Pah,” said Spidroth, putting her sword away. “You got lucky this time, creeper.” “Not that lucky,” said Carl, “I still have to look at your face.” Spidroth scowled, but she said nothing.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Taek that craken! Itz creepa tiem! And above the picture of the squid was another speech bubble: O no Carl the creepa, u hav defeeted me!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“guess that’s an appropriate name for this town,” said Carl, looking”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Why do you use weak words like “said” or “asked” instead of strong ones like “coaked” or “exclaimed”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“see Dave, but he could see Carl: the creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“think these are feral creepers, Porkins,” said Spidroth. “They’re as brainless as Alex.” “Yeah,” said Alex, not noticing the insult, “they’re as brainless”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“We are pretty amazing, that’s true,” said Carl. “And just like true warriors, we don’t want any reward — apart from all the potatoes you can spare.” “What’s a potato?” asked a cow girl. Carl sighed. “I hate this continent.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Hey,” said Carl, “don’t insult potatoes.” “I wasn’t insulting potatoes,” said Spidroth, “I was insulting you.” “Oh,” said Carl. “That’s not so bad then.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Maybe we need to get up to the head,” said Alex, rushing over to join Spidroth. “Well, why don’t you try climbing up the neck and see how you get on?” said Spidroth. “Ooo, good idea,” said Alex. Alex ran and jumped towards the neck of the yellow creeper queen, intending to run up the side of it like a ninja, but as soon as her boots touched the yellow skin, she was blasted with electricity and went flying backward, rolling across the sand. “Fool,” said Spidroth, looking down at Alex with a nasty grin. “But you were the one who told me to do it,” said Alex, rubbing her head. “I said nothing of the sort,” said Spidroth. “You must be hearing things.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Carl, do you think Spidroth likes me?” Alex asked. “I don’t think Spidroth likes anyone,” said Carl. “Apart from Dave, of course. But I think that’s only because she’s got a thing for bald heads.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Fool,” said Spidroth, rolling her eyes. “Looks like it is up to Lady Spidrothbrine to save the day once again.” “And the Lady Alexrothbrine as well!” said Alex. “Pah,” said Spidroth. “Just don’t get in my way, fool.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“If you’re rude to people, they’re more productive,” Carl insisted. “It’s a well-known fact.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

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― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Alexrothbrine”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series