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“butt into its face”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 21

“think these are feral creepers, Porkins,” said Spidroth. “They’re as brainless as Alex.” “Yeah,” said Alex, not noticing the insult, “they’re as brainless”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“man paused. “Who’s asking?” “Jimmy Slade.” “Jimmy Slate?” “Slade. Slade.” “That is a stupid name. My name is Maynard Vladimir McGullicuty Gomez de Souza Reynolds. That is a proper name.” It was something all right.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Finally, we were all able to select surfboards, pay our rental fee,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Claire wasn’t as hungry as I was, so she ordered a single pork chop, two carrots, and a glass of apple juice.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“I pushed my butt into its face and slowed down”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 21

“With all due respect Mr. Mayor, shut up,”
― Dr. Block, Origins

“But I did left anyway.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Warrior Villager Box Set: Ru's Adventure Begins!

“Although Ciaran was powerful, I knew we had weaknesses.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 30

“Chaps… I don’t feel so good…” groaned Porkins. “BLUUUUURGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!” Suddenly Porkins vomited, and it flew backward, covering Dave and Spidroth, who were both sat behind him. “Porkins, no!” Dave screamed. “Arrgh, stop!” yelled Spidroth. “Stop, you oaf!” “BLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Porkins vomited again, and once more, Dave and Spidroth got covered. “How much mushroom stew did you eat?!” Dave groaned. “I’m sorry, chaps, I’m so sorry…” said Porkins. “I think that’s all of it now, I — BLUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “PORKINS!” Spidroth screamed. “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“Regarding my form, I am pissed!” I replied.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Hoglin Book 1: How It All Started

“Tory, what is going on? You told us there were around 40 Pillager enemies. There must be close to 80 now!” Berevir shouted. “They keep coming! I don’t know what is going on!” Troy replied.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Hoglin Book 1: How It All Started

“Trust me, honey; I’m the safest man on earth!” “The thing is we’re not on earth right now…”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Book 8: Saving the Nether Dragons

“You really are a group of imbeciles, aren’t you?” “Thank you,” said Steve, grinning. “Me most of all though, yes?” “That’s not a compliment,” said Alex, rolling her eyes. “He’s insulting you.” “Oh.” Steve’s pleased expression vanished. “But he insulted you and Collin too, right?”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 4: Going Batty

“You cannot spot the difference between a koala fingerprint and a human fingerprint!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“In the past, a headache would be cured by drilling a hole in your head.”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“The Ancient Romans used pee for whitening their teeth!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“Hurry up!’ their mother said, and the three boys clambered on to the train. They leant out of the window for her to kiss them goodbye and their younger sister began to cry. ‘Don’t, Ginny, we’ll send you loads of owls.’ ‘We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.’ ‘George!’ ‘Only joking, Mum.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

“Harry sniffed and a foul stench reached his nostrils, a mixture of old socks and the kind of public toilet no one seems to clean.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

“It’s obvious,’ said Ron. ‘You can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick, you know.’ He put on a high voice, ‘Oh Professor Flitwick, I’m so worried, I think I got question fourteen b wrong …’ ‘Oh, shut up,’ said Hermione,”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

“Hedwig was still angry with Harry about the disastrous car journey and Ron’s wand was still malfunctioning, surpassing itself on Friday”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“Pinching his nose, Harry drank the Potion down in two large gulps. It tasted like overcooked cabbage.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“Fine,’ snapped Mrs Weasley. ‘Go naked. And Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?”
― J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?’ Dumbledore asked calmly.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Fish don’t sleep.”
― A.J. Diaz, Herobrine In Real Life

“They run off eckeltricity, do they?’ he said knowledgeably. ‘Ah”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“SHUT UP!’ roared Mrs Weasley.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Of course, he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died … but I mustn’t get my hopes up.’ Fred, George and Ron laughed;”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Yes, shut up, Potter!’ barked Fudge,”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix