Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20 Quotes

“I nodded my head and moaned in pain”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Make sure the rainbow-colored ropes are secure around his wrists and place him under 24-hour guard. I am certain we will need him for something later.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“lot harder than it looks.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“later.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Lamashtu. Harvester of souls. Drinker of blood. Murderer of women and children.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“roasted chicken.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“the destruction stone now?” said Otis angrily. “Let’s do this!” The Ender King looked at Baby Zeke. “Is he always like this? Completely clueless about strategy? Just wanting to go off and kill stuff?” Baby Zeke laughed while Otis fumed.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“A half an hour later, Baby Zeke and the two chickens came into the shore. “That was fun,” said Bob. “It sure was,” clucked Harold. “Yeah, once all this is over and I return to my dimension, I’ll have to install one of these surf parks.” I forced a smile. “That would be awesome.” “What happened with that player in the water?” asked Bob. “It looked like he ran you over.” I nodded my head. “He did run me over. Well, his body ran me over.” Baby Zeke looked at me with a serious expression. “What do you mean by that?” I explained to them that Lamashtu had possessed Kinttero’s body. And I also told them that Lamashtu had”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Biff”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“The wandering trader sighed. “I am Winston.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“This time Claire responded. “It was like something in the bottom of the lake ... burped. There was a giant bubble that appeared on the surface of the lake and then popped.” “Maybe one of your priests farted in there,” said Otis.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“This time Claire responded. “It was like something in the bottom of the lake ... burped. There was a giant bubble that appeared on the surface of the lake and then popped.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Mrs. Umbridge smacked her desk a couple more times – CRACK! CRACK! – to ensure we were paying attention”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“cuneiform”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“The man paused. “Who’s asking?” “Jimmy Slade.” “Jimmy Slate?” “Slade. Slade.” “That is a stupid name. My name is Maynard Vladimir McGullicuty Gomez de Souza Reynolds. That is a proper name.” It was something all right.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“yawned. It was contagious. Biff and I both yawned.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“I always have violence on my mind. It’s what I do.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Once you are dead, the odds are never in your favor.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Or, maybe the world just needs to be more like me! Fiery. Emotional. Dominant.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Who’s asking?” “Jimmy Slade.” “Jimmy Slate?” “Slade. Slade.” “That is a stupid name. My name is Maynard Vladimir McGullicuty Gomez de Souza Reynolds. That is a proper name.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“You piglins sure like gold, don’t you?” I said. The Piglin King’s head snapped around to look at me. “What’s wrong with gold? I seem to recall that villagers have an unhealthy attraction to emeralds.” Touché. “Just making a comment, man. Not trying to insult your entire species or anything.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Otis thumped his chest. “A good friend is hard to find. I vow on my life that we will save your friend Emma. Saving people is what I do, even if I have to kill a thousand others to achieve it.” Weird flex, but ... okay. I guess the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many in Otis’ worldview.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“It is. But, it is our job to de-terrible it,” said Otis, inventing an entirely new verb.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad,” said the Ender King, nearly choking on his own words.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Lamashtu laughed. The staccato sound echoing in my room. “I like you, Jimmy. You’re funny. And, you are this close to going over the edge. To becoming evil.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“I’ve never battled a dark one, died, been resurrected as a dark one, and then killed Entity 303 and a dark one on the same day. It was exhausting. You should try it sometime.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“#livinghisbestlife.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“livinghisbestlife.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“No encontré nada, Rey del Fin,” said Herobrine, attempting for some reason to speak Spanish.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20