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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.”
― Anton Chekhov

“There's a fine line between thinking about somebody and thinking about not thinking about somebody, but I have the patience and the self-control to walk that line for hours - days, if I have to.”
― Jennifer Egan, A Visit from the Goon Squad

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry