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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
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“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
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“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
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“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
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“Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?
Hobbes: (Reading Calvin's paper) "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes."
Calvin: Academia, here I come!”
― Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Hobbes: (Reading Calvin's paper) "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes."
Calvin: Academia, here I come!”
― Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Andrew’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Andrew’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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248 books
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831 books
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36 friends
1,688 books
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459 books
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48 friends
48 books
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6 friends
11 books
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2 friends
3 books
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1 friend
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