Jacky

“Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.”
― J. A. Konrath

“If they cheat, can I shoot them?”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

“I want to cut off her head and take out her heart.”
― Bram Stoker, Dracula

“If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.”
― Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten