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[Will]

In fact the ayes have it.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

[Kath]

Will wrote: "In fact the ayes have it.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)"

Must try harder!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You have to have eyes in the back of your head round where MTM lives!

[Will]

Ignite wrote: "Will wrote: "In fact the ayes have it.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)"

Must try harder!"

I thought it was down to my normal standards, Ignite!

[M.T.]

Well, obviously there are people round here with eyes (and ayes) in the back of their head but he's fictional. Phnark.

Thank you everyone, all crap jokes gratefully appreciated. If you want to get the eyedia (lordy, I typed that by mistake but I've left it) just go to pinterest and search for eyebombing.

I have a secret love of urban art, when it's funny and it cheers up the place. I've a board of the stuff I like best on pinterest, here, http://www.pinterest.com/mtmcguire/fu... basically, it's the kind of stuff I used to do when I was a kid and which I would still do, were it not illegal and were I married to a lawyer.

Cheers

MTM

[M.T.]

Wait a minute. I've got confused. This is Jim's thread! Sorry Jim.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

M.T. wrote: "Wait a minute. I've got confused. This is Jim's thread! Sorry Jim."

Its like musical threads around here!

[Jim]

M.T. wrote: "Wait a minute. I've got confused. This is Jim's thread! Sorry Jim."

Keep it tidy, I'm hopefully going to be away till Friday

[M.T.]

Lorks don't tell Patti, have you fireproofed the curtains? Have fun wherever you're off to.

[Will]

I've see Jim claim it's work related, but I don't believe him...

[Jim]

Will wrote: "I've see Jim claim it's work related, but I don't believe him..."

I have to do research. After all how can I advertise the finest holiday destination in the Galaxy if I don't see what the competition is like.
For the update https://www.facebook.com/TsarinaSector

[Jim]

More exotic travel, I might have to set up as a travel writer http://jandbvwebster.wordpress.com/20...

[Patti (baconater)]

Meh.

Blog was okay, I suppose.

[Jim]

Not a good morning for you is it Patti, I suggest a bacon butty, some good coffee and a good book :-)

[Patti (baconater)]

Yeah, I woke up grumpy.

Next time I wake up so early, I'll let him sleep.

[Will]

Patti has got a Snow White complex.

Hope none of her students offer her an apple on Monday....

[Patti (baconater)]

I've got them trained.

They bring me chocolate.

[Jim]

Try one of these to cheer you up

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl...

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh yum!

[Will]

Patti is not impressed wrote: "I've got them trained.

They bring me chocolate."

Trained or bribed?

[Jim]

At Last,The Cartographer's Apprentice is out.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Cartograp...

[David]

Good luck with it, Jim. :~)

[Jim]

Thanks David
Everyone else could put it out on the 1st of August! Amazon takes until the 24th September!

[M.T.]

I've bought it before I even got here. That must be a first.

Cheers

MTM

[M.T.]

Not that I'm a smug git or anything.

[Jim]

No angel could be smug :-)

[M.T.]

Mwah ha haha hargh! Maybe not. But I could! ;-)

[Jim]

I'm shocked :-)

[Kath]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Yeah, I woke up grumpy.

Next time I wake up so early, I'll let him sleep."

Didn't some wise woman recently say,'Nothing sadder than recycled jokes.' ? ;)

[Will]

That's me stuffed, then.

[Jim]

How are sales of Have Frog, Will Traveldoing, I'm tempted to order it on http://www.amazon.com/Have-Frog-Trave... :-)

[Will]

I've no idea, Jim. Can't get pre sales data of the Zoo. Or I can't anyway.

[Patti (baconater)]

Ignite wrote: "Patti (baconater) wrote: "Yeah, I woke up grumpy.

Next time I wake up so early, I'll let him sleep."

Didn't some wise woman recently say,'Nothing sadder than recycled jokes.' ? ;)"

Hush, you. ;)

[Pat ()]

Jim wrote: "At Last,The Cartographer's Apprentice is out.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Cartograp..."

Thanks Jim just got it.

[Jim]

Pat (Scorpio) wrote: "Jim wrote: "At Last,The Cartographer's Apprentice is out.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Cartograp..."

Thanks Jim just got it."

Good :-)

[Will]

Seasick Steve has just released what must become Jim's theme.

"I've got two tractors, one yellow one green"

[Jim]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMd04... :-)

[Will]

Oh I liked that....

[Jim]

This is one of his most evocative, speaks to me of the 'fly over' states

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-D82...

It was a Canadian who got me hooked on his music

[Jim]

Moving swiftly on from Music loving Canadians to violent crime

We have a book cover http://www.safkhetpublishing.com/book...

[Will]

And you have an author page, too!

[Jim]

It's a bit sparse, but it's mine http://www.safkhetpublishing.com/auth...

[M.T.]

Ooo check you! ;-)

[Jim]

M.T. wrote: "Ooo check you! ;-)"

I did think of writing up an entirely different biography on each different author page

[M.T.]

You'd upset Will. We can't allow that!

[Jim]

But for a SF/Fantasy writer surely it should be compulsory?

[Jim]

Anyway on a different tack http://jandbvwebster.wordpress.com/20...

[Patti (baconater)]

Another blog entry Jim?

Good thing you posted the link in several threads or I'd not have noticed. ;)

[Jim]

I'd hate you to miss it Patti, what would I do without my sternest critic :-)

[Will]

Jim wrote: "M.T. wrote: "Ooo check you! ;-)"

I did think of writing up an entirely different biography on each different author page"

It's time I had a new life, anyway