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Funniest/Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened to You?

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message 351: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) You+Pools= DON'T MIX...hehe ;D and Man!!!! That lifeguard didn't know what he was missing out on!! He is obviously attracted to bimbos then ;P


message 352: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL I would have killed my brother.


message 353: by [deleted user] (new)

I'll agree with Shry stay away from pools!


message 354: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) Yah, you never know what might happen next O_O You might slip and fall on your knees and reveal ur behind to people because ur swimsuit tore...or something


message 355: by Jessica (new)

Jessica (jerzbookishnerd) | 11 comments my brother tends to cause a lot of damage for me lol
So my brother had a friend over one day and they were on the computer( just a few feet away from the bathroom). Well I was taking a shower. I slipped. Fell out of the shower. Slid across the toilet. Onto the floor and slammed into the door. When I got out the bathroom they were on the floor laughing


message 356: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) pffft. how immature.. *plotting to self >:D*


message 357: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh I hate brothers sometimes!


message 358: by Jessica (new)

Jessica (jerzbookishnerd) | 11 comments I'm the person that trips and falls on anything and everything.
one day I was running out of the hallway at school. I had my brothers sweat pants on by the way. well I threw open the doors... next thing you know I get thrown back onto my butt. my pants pocket got caught on the handle of the door and ripped the whole way down my leg.


message 359: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LMAO OMG OMG OMG!


message 360: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) WTF STORMZ???!!! :D It's NOT FUNNY!!! then again, if that happened to you, you'd probably start strutting down the hall like nothing happened!


message 361: by [deleted user] (new)

You guys *puking* that's just....


message 362: by Jessica (new)

Jessica (jerzbookishnerd) | 11 comments lol yea i totally tried to play it off. face red and holding the pants together but i tried to be cute while doing it hahaha


message 363: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) LOL! "Hey guys...so what's up? It's come to school in rags, but make sure your underwear shows, Day, didn't ya hear??


message 364: by [deleted user] (new)

ha ha ha ha ha, I bet it didn't work, huh?


message 365: by Jessica (new)

Jessica (jerzbookishnerd) | 11 comments lol no. it didnt help i had a thong on so the guys were loving the view. one guy decided to give me a ride home so that i wouldnt have to take the bus (he was gay)


message 366: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh, nice of him..


message 367: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL No, I would have been embarrassed but I would probably be laughing so hard I would be crying and looking like some psycho.

I was really laughing about the bathroom one. That is too funny!


message 368: by Jessica (new)

Jessica (jerzbookishnerd) | 11 comments yea i laughed right when it happen for both of those times after i yelled ouch though.


message 369: by [deleted user] (new)

yeah laughing is the braving out method


message 370: by Stormy (last edited Apr 06, 2012 05:11PM) (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) It makes you look worse to cry and whine about it.

My sisters and friends and I were at a theme park and it had rained pretty hard and the ground was soaked and slippery and my friend went running across this gazebo that was placed in the middle of this open area and she slipped and landed on her back. She immediately started crying from embarrassment as we were all laughing. Normally she would just laugh it off but there were some boys around and they had caught it and were laughing too. She didn't want to get up and face them so we had to tell her to just laugh it off and get up but the damage was already done and the guys walked off shaking their heads.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Jessica you have the most hilarious stories ever!!! LMFAO....XD My sides hurt from laughing too hard...and I can definitely tell you that I fall and trip over everything...and I mean everything!

Last week after school, I was walking with a friend to the bus stop and we have to go across the school parking lot....we were walking and then the next thing I know..I tripped over a freakin speed bump and landed on my hands and knees! And my friend, he just kept on laughing! But, I'm used to my clumsiness...so I laugh it off and just sort of shake my head! LOL ;p


message 372: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL Maida, what a nice friend.


message 373: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) yah....i would laugh too? O_O why?


message 374: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL I would too but I would also help her up.


message 375: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) i would too....maybe...if there was a stick around...i think ;p


message 376: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Oh, goodness!


message 377: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Oh, goodness!


message 378: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) OH GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS! O_O...the comeback of stormy's infamous slogan....


message 379: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) HEY!


message 380: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Oh goodness! Oh my fucking goodness! Oh my shitty fucking goodness!

<3 Shreya


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message 382: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) OH MY SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS GOODNESS!!!!!


message 383: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Oh! I got an semi embarrassing story!

I was getting my BC shot and I have to get it in my butt cheek because my arm would be really sore if I got it there and so, I had my pants pulled down so the top of my cheek showed. I watched out of the corner of my eye as the lady bent over and pulled back her arm with the syringe in her hand and stuck it in me! Since I saw it coming, I tensed up and the needle wouldn't go in. She's like, "I can't get it in."
I'm like, "Yeah, I saw it coming and it scared me."
So, she finally got it in deep enough and squeezed the stuff in and when she pulled out my butt started dripping blood. She put one of those round bandaids on it but it filled up within a second of being on and she ripped it off, which hurt. She puts another one on and I'm like, "Ouch. Ouch. Ouch." As I pull up my pants because the bandaid is pulling on my butt fuzz. LOL When we get into the car, I have to tilt my butt so I'm sitting on one cheek because it hurts! It's so sore. And then I'm complaining because the damn bandaid is pulling my fuzz. My sister and mom are laughing and snorting. All through walmart I was walking funny.


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message 385: by shre ♡ (last edited Apr 11, 2012 03:16PM) (new)

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message 386: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) O__O


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO...STORMY THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! XD

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YOU HAVE THE BEST STORIES!!! =)


message 388: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) ()__()

Thanks...


message 389: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) :)


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL....I'm weird...what can I say! ;P


message 391: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL Your not weirrd. I;m weirded.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) HAHAHAHA....THE BLAME GAME!! Why don't we just say the mods of this group are weird....IT IS TRUE...so technically we're not lying!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) It does look good...I'm gonna read this! Is there only the one chapter out? I can't find more?


message 395: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay guys, this is just a place where we compete at who can be worse in character! I feel for you Storms, Shry that IS MEAN! I have a stupid embarrassing story for you...

I was so happy one day and to express my joy and jolly spirit (don't try this kids!) I decided to do a back-flip (daring!)
I can only half make a cartwheel yet along THAT. Well I'm stubborn and I kept falling and falling hoping I was getting better at it, until I twisted my wrist! And came down with my spirits...boohoo. It hurt so BAD! The next day I went around trying to look like I didn't do it to my self when I know I did, and my dad kept giving me a weird look. Get this, it never stopped me from falling straight on my face two years later, I still have hip bone pain from that... I'm sooo stupid sometimes


message 396: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Maida, there will be more posted on there. I guess they are posting it one chapter at a time. :/


message 397: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Em, that sounds painful. LOL There is no way I would ever tempt to do a back flip. I'm afraid of breaking my neck. I can do a front flip on the trampoline and land it though! Yay me!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Oh okay..thanks Stormy. And Em that does sound painful...!


message 399: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhh ur so funny.....:D


message 400: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Shreya! What are you doing??


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