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Funniest/Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened to You?

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message 451: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh I see, nah I'm like the great cave service down here, very cozy and five star indoor pools!!!!


message 452: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) i'm the one that takes them into custody and thoroughly searches them >:)


message 453: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) No, I don't think so! ME! I do it.


message 454: by [deleted user] (new)

Gals calm down, there's enough for all to share ;)


message 455: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) I call dibs on the hottest.


message 456: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) i calls dibs on the mega-hottest >:)


message 457: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Shreya! Why are you always trying to one-up me?!


message 458: by Harsha (new)

Harsha (lopitsa) | 296 comments Mod
I'm the one that...restrains them if there's any trouble ;) And then I enforce my authority to make sure there's no more disobedience ;D


message 459: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) because it's my job to one-up and get what i want, it's not you, it's me! :P


message 460: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Fine. Seth takes up most of my time anyway.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL....that's one way to end the conversation Stormy!! XD Fine you guys all search them and enforce your shit upon them...I get to take them to our...I meant their holding cells so they don't get lost!!! *waggles eyebrows* =)


message 462: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) im the boss, i say what you can do and what you can't do. Maida, take the day off, i'll gladly direct them to the holding cell :)


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Thought in head: Oh no you don't B with an itch!!!!

What I said to my "boss": It's my civic duty....so don't worry about it "BOSS"....the president said it was okay for me to work on my off day since I need the money and all!


message 464: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) im the PRESIDENT!!! IDIOT :P


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Yeah..sure!! Keep telling your self that! If you're the president then I am the royal Princess of Timbucktoo!!! SO HA.....royalty all up in your face!!!


message 466: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Hey! I came up with it.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Well....you just got robbed Stormy!! ;p


message 468: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) I.AM.GOD.


message 469: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Pfttt. Nobody robs me. I rob myself.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL.... :D There's a first time for everything sweetheart! *winks* And Shreya...no comment! God says that everyone is equal...so I guess that means I get to be the escort for the jails!


message 471: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) Yah, well, even GOD changes his mind. I'm allowed to, everyone's equal, so everyone has the same rights, which means me, being god, have the right to change my mind ;P


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD......*no pun intended*.....Fine....then I guess it all comes down to duty shifts....you have the morning one and I have the night one!!! WOOT WOOT!!!


message 473: by Harsha (new)

Harsha (lopitsa) | 296 comments Mod
Fine. Remember I'm the Black Jesus(and a cowsome dildo unicorn and a wise old bearded boob sister) Or else...-gets out baseball bat and knife while grinning wickedly-


message 474: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) We always somehow end up sharing........O_O


message 475: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) even with Stormy's leg...


message 476: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) There is no such thing as a black-jesus. Plus he's my son, I STILL RULE!! MWAHAHAHA


message 477: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) I'm the one that supervises their showers! AND NO ONE IS TAKING THAT FROM ME! meanies....


message 478: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) I supervise you supervising their showers...>:)


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Oh..fine! So it's been decided then.....Shreya gets to walk them to the jail cells...and only walk...I repeat..only walk....Stormy gets shower duty...I get night duty posted as a guard inside...outside their cells...and Loppy gets whatever is left...which is...OH YEAH...THE PAPER WORK! :D


message 480: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) The walk is pretty long, around 10-20 miles...:D so don't worry if it takes long to get there..


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) The point is....eventually you'll get there so Stormy and I will still get our turn!


message 482: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL Oh goodness...


message 483: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Loppy gets the part where they have to bend over and cough. LMAO


message 484: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) The comeback of stormy's great line....OK STORMY! You might want a book in handy, it'll take a while..hehe


message 485: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Yeah, I wont mind. I get to see them naked and wet and bending over for soap.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Yeah..that's what you think....10-20 miles is a piece of cake...and you can't change the distance..it's too late!!! Loppy gets...LMFAO...XD That's great!! Or she could you know...be their priest! ;D


message 487: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, Loppy gets that part. KK, i think we're done here.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL...yes we are definitely done here..that is hoping Loppy doesn't see this..other wise she is going to throw a bitch fit!


message 489: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) No, she'll like it.


message 490: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Look at this Llama

http://blabberize.com/


message 491: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) aww how cute.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) That is adorable! And funny! ;p


message 493: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Yeah, I couldn't figure out how to do it though...


message 494: by Harsha (last edited Apr 17, 2012 05:49PM) (new)

Harsha (lopitsa) | 296 comments Mod
LMAO I'm fine with that ;) Since you guys seem to have forgotten, I also do this:

message 458: by Loppy Apr 14, 2012 08:14pm
I'm the one that...restrains them if there's any trouble ;) And then I enforce my authority to make sure there's no more disobedience ;D


message 495: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) I told you guys she would be fine with it!


message 496: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) Loppy, don't worry, i'm sure there won't be that many troublesome hotties for you to take care of! Less work for you! YAY!! :D


message 497: by Harsha (last edited Apr 17, 2012 05:58PM) (new)

Harsha (lopitsa) | 296 comments Mod
Actually, I'm pretty sure there's gonna be MANY of troublesome hotties for me to discipline ;) A lot of work for me :D


message 498: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Shreya tries to bring everyone down, don't she? *shakes head*


message 499: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) hey....don't knock it till you try it. I enjoy bringing everyone down. MWHAHAHAHAHA and all that jazz. >:D


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL....only you would say that Shre!!! XD And Loppy if I have night shift you will probably gets loads of hotties who were being naughty..*waggles eyebrows* TEEEEHEEEE...:D


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