The Twin Obsessions: Daemon and Dawson discussion
Funniest/Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened to You?
"It's all Maida's fault!!!" WHAT THE HELL SHREYA!!! Babe your mind was already dirtified long time ago...like when you were born!!!! SO, it is NOT my fault thank you very much!!! ;p *sticks out tongue*
That what my sis tell me ;D.. Tho I still believe she corrupted a bit more!!! It's all about encouragement
LOL!! Encouragement is key!! =)
Dude. We. Get. So. Off. Subject. On. These. Things.
Sorry, that would be my fault....
LMAO.....fine!! What were we talking about again!!??
Has any of you ever slapped a boy?
Cause I have, and I'm not sure it embarrassed me. But it was in class... wanna hear it?
Cause I have, and I'm not sure it embarrassed me. But it was in class... wanna hear it?
I have! I will tell you my story after you tell yours. :)
Oh okay...well last night I was watching She's the Man...and it was like 1 in the morning....so I had to go to the bathroom and all the lights were off cause my parents were sleeping! So I go to the bathroom and I forgot that I closed my room's door and SMACK....my face right to the door!!! Very embarrassing...but in my defence I couldn't see anything!!
Maida wrote: "Oh okay...well last night I was watching She's the Man...and it was like 1 in the morning....so I had to go to the bathroom and all the lights were off cause my parents were sleeping! So I go to th..."
That happens to me all the time...can you imagine a graceful clutz, that's me!!!
That happens to me all the time...can you imagine a graceful clutz, that's me!!!
Oh yeah!! My forehead feels like it's gonna explode!! It hurts!! And that is not funny!! CLUTZ.....thats me!!
LOL I have so many ditzy moments. This conversation could go on forever.
I was sitting at the computer in the dark and the house phone rang and it's black so, it was hard to see. I picked up what I thought was the phone and said "Hello" and the phone was still ringing so I was like WTF? I looked at what I had in my hand and it was a damn stapler!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that's sooo lame!!! JKJK, lov you, please continue to make us laugh.
LMFAO.....very nice Stormy!!! ;p Shreya you know you could tell us something about you too!!! It would probably make us look less clutzy!!
Okay, the slapping thing!!!
First thing you need to know is that me and my younger bro barely have a year in between. So, our parents force us to take the school years (which I always thought unfair).
The second thing is that I stand up for them no matter what...
And the last thing was that in my culture Boy/girl fights are unheard of.
Now for the story...since my brother was the younest and shortest student in my sixth grade class, he was the punching bag for the other boy's (most of the bullying I didn't even know about!!) Well I was used to the name call trash, but day they really pissed him off...and bamm the teacher was out from here and they all went for him. His face was all red and he looked prepared to beat the shit out all of them combined (except I knew he couldn't). I stood up immediately and grabbed the first boy I could get my hands on!!! I shook him in his shirt and slapped him so hard the entire class looked at me with dropped jaws. I looked back at the and stated threating "You better not TOUCH my brother!!!" I felt so powerful!!! And I keep reminding my bro of it when he shows off his muscles & calls me weak!
First thing you need to know is that me and my younger bro barely have a year in between. So, our parents force us to take the school years (which I always thought unfair).
The second thing is that I stand up for them no matter what...
And the last thing was that in my culture Boy/girl fights are unheard of.
Now for the story...since my brother was the younest and shortest student in my sixth grade class, he was the punching bag for the other boy's (most of the bullying I didn't even know about!!) Well I was used to the name call trash, but day they really pissed him off...and bamm the teacher was out from here and they all went for him. His face was all red and he looked prepared to beat the shit out all of them combined (except I knew he couldn't). I stood up immediately and grabbed the first boy I could get my hands on!!! I shook him in his shirt and slapped him so hard the entire class looked at me with dropped jaws. I looked back at the and stated threating "You better not TOUCH my brother!!!" I felt so powerful!!! And I keep reminding my bro of it when he shows off his muscles & calls me weak!
LOL Emily, POWER TO THE FEMALES!!!! Is every guy at school scared of you now? ;P
That is not embarrassing Emily....I think that is the sweetest thing ever!!! YOU GO GIRL!! WOOT WOOT!!!And Shreya nobody is too cool to be a clutz!!! *STATEMENT REVISION NEEDED*
I'm scary everywhere. At home they call me scary mary , but I left that school long ago....
WOW! Scary Mary!! Sounds like Bloody Mary!! :o
well, i guess i'm special, didncha know? ok ok, i'll think of one( see? i even have to THINK about it)
Funny, funny, funny, NOT FUNNY!!!! Hurry up woman!!! We're waiting!!
LOL YOU GO EMILY!Okay, so, I befriended this nerdy boy named Dalton. Nobody really talked to him in class and he was weird but kind of cool so, I started to talk to him and let him sit by me and it went like that for a while. I had a crush on this boy named Ivan in that same class and Dalton knew so, he started talking to Ivan and hinting at it and then Ivan and a few other boys started to talk and joke around with us. So anyway I stood up and walked across the room to get my book and Dalton (trying to be cool and fit in with the guys and maybe he had a small crush on me) grabbed my ass. I turned around and he tried taking off to run away and I slapped him right in the middle of his back. It echoed loud in the room and everyone was like OOOOOOOOOOOO and the teacher was like what happened? and Ivan was like Dalton grabbed her butt and she smacked him. The guys pulled up Dalton's shirt because he was hissing like a snake in pain and there was a bright red hand print on his back. The teacher was pretty shocked that Dalton did that and didn't punish me or anything he actually thought it was amusing. That day Ivan walked me to my bus and asked for a kiss. :)
Maida wrote: "WOW! Scary Mary!! Sounds like Bloody Mary!! :o"
That was the inspiration!!! *laughing* cause my mom said not to swear, it was changed
That was the inspiration!!! *laughing* cause my mom said not to swear, it was changed
OH MY GAWD STORMY......NICE!!! I would've paid to see that!!! LMFAO....
I wish I could relive these moments. They were pretty fun even though they were embarrassing.
LMAO...I know right!!! It would be cool actually, now that I think about it!!
Stormy That boy sooo deserved it! Wow!!!
I might even flaunt it instead of cower and cover my red cheeks. LOL
LOL.....definitely do that!
Yeah, like boys have to be pervs to fit in? That's so stupid. I liked him better before.
This is all I remember since it was so long ago:1. I fell down the stairs and hit a gate 10 feet away from the gate. So i guess i was spinning spinning and spinning towards the gate and then hit it, BTW did i mention it was 10 FEET AWAY from where i was SUPPOSED to land. yah, i know it's a lame story (but u won't listen when i say i'm not a klutz)
2. I tripped on a pillow and broke my arm
3. In gym i got hurt. While CHANGING my clothes.
4. ......( i don't know anymore)
Shreya. You're tall! You are suppose to be a clutz! LOL
I hate pervs, words are funny when teasing (like Daemon) but don't dare get close without my permission!!!!
well i always trip on non-existent objects =_=
Emily wrote: "I hate pervs, words are funny when teasing (like Daemon) but don't dare get close without my permission!!!!"Exactly!
I tripped on an oil tank, you know those really big olive oil metal containers. Well, my mom was bringing in the groceries and I was helping not looking where I was going. The next I know my ankle meets the metal and I'm on the floor...I was so angry I got up and kicked it, which only resulted in intense pain!!! If only I could inflict it back...
I used to agrivate my older brother. He's in a wheel chair and there are certain parts of he house that he can't go because his chair wont fit so, I would piss him off and get him to run/roll after me and one time I ran out the front door onto the carport and there was water there and I slipped and fell on the concrete. IT HURT! My brother was laughing so hard he fell out of his chair. Karma is a beeeooottcchhh!
One I put three chairs close to each other one in the back, and two on my sides. So, I made this, where I would swing and the sit on the back chair. I was having so much fun, until my brother (sneaky little shit) swiped the back chair right before I sat, and I fell on my bum...and it was out side in front of everyone. OOOhh I was sooo made. I chased him all the way home, and he hid behind the fridge to get away before parental safety showed up, and sadly halted my revenge.
LOL I wish I had a little brother. I only have older brothers and they are no fun anymore.
I'm the eldest so I have no older sib. Sometime I pretend I did, cause to be honest my younger sis is more mature than me ;)
LOL I have 3 half brothers. 3 half sisters. And two full blooded sisters. The last two are my younger sisters and one of the half sisters is my new baby sister. She's one. We're a big family but hardly any of us get along.
I'm going to SHOCK you! ready, okay... I have two sisters (used to be three, but she passed away) and NINE brothers, two of them are twins. All full blooded. And I love them all (I'm currently denouncing one of them now!), I really hate it when some people look down at the large family thing... I have another story about that, you know...
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