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Funniest/Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened to You?

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message 101: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) DAMN!


message 102: by [deleted user] (new)

Shocked huh?


message 103: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Your parents...I'm not even going to say it. LOL They must be PRETTY happy with each other though. Ha ha. How can you deal? LOL My family is so big and dysfunctional. I just can't IMAGINE. All those BROTHERS! You are one tough chick!


message 104: by [deleted user] (new)

About the parents thing....yeah, they don't over do it, but my dad really cannot live without my mom. About the tough stuff.. Absolutely!!!*laughing* I kick Ass!!!


message 105: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) You would have to to live with all those boys! I have to kick ass because my little sister is the type that everyone wants to fight because of her mouth.


message 106: by [deleted user] (new)

There are ten mouths out here...but the most I want to kill right now, is the oldest. Ugh he is so unnerving!!!!


message 107: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL Kick him in the nads that will shut him up or...make him cry.


message 108: by [deleted user] (new)

*laughing* yeah...I think you just echoed my own advice back at me!


message 109: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Dude...I have a weird story for you guys. I swear. You guys are going to think that I'm making this shit up but I promise I'm not.


Me, my dad, and my younger sister were waiting in the ER waiting room for my youngest sister to get checked out because she was in a wreck where the truck rolled. (she was fine, just a baby cut in her knee)So, we are just sitting there. Me, I'm thinking about how much I hate sitting there and all the germs surrounding me and then all of a sudden the sliding glass doors slide open right in front of us and everyone goes quiet. A scrawny black guy with dreads comes limping in TOTALLY NAKED. I saw his EVERYTHING! And I'm sitting next to my dad and he's like WTF! and I'm like WTF! and my sister is like WTF! everyone there including the nurses were like WTF! He's not covering himself up and he's dripping blood on the floor. Finally a nurse ushers him into the back and a minute later the doors open with another guy. This one is bigger and has a mouth FULL of gold teeth. He can barely walk he's in so much pain and they roll him out a wheel chair. As they are trying to get him to sit he's yelling "It's bitin'! It's bitin'!" I thought there was some kind of rabid squirrel on him somewhere or something but nope. He was shot in the butt. Turns out the first guy was shot in the abdomen and they were both in a home invasion where someone broke into their house, forced them onto the floor, stole their shit, and shot them. I guess the first guy's clothes were bothering him so he stripped them on the way to the hospital. It was a weird night.


message 110: by [deleted user] (new)

WTF...that is so funny, my god! it sounds like something off TV. Not real (I still believe you) Wow, I hurt from laughing!


message 111: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) I see my life as pretty uneventful seeing as how I've only been out of Florida to go to Georgia and I've never ever attempted to smoke or do drugs. (I did get drunk two times) but I have some pretty weird stories to tell. Maybe my life is a little exciting after all. :)


message 112: by [deleted user] (new)

It is, or some of it is...


message 113: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Dude! Have you guys seen that show Lizard Lick Towing?


message 114: by [deleted user] (new)

Nope, I don't watch that much TV...more Movies


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL...Stormy that's one weird ass story!!! I laughing too hard!! ;p And is that a show???? WTF!

Speaking of ER.....okay so my brother was playing football and ended up breaking two of his fingers so we had to take him to the hospital....the thing is the waiting period was super long....so we're waiting (me, brother and dad) and this guy comes in with a split head....and sits down beside me! He starts talking to me and I asked him about his injury and everything....and out of no where we start complaining about the stupid doctor not showing up! So what he does is takes out his phone and turns on a game and turns to me and says, "hey you wanna play this game with me..I'm bored of waiting!" OMG...I was laughing so hard...and the funniest thing is he had a split open head!! LOL ;p


message 116: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Yeah, that's a show. It's about repoing cars.

Ewwwwww! I would be freaking out!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Ohhhh...I didn't know that! HUh?

And he had it wrapped in some cloth to stop the bleeding...and you could only see the stain of the blood seeping through, so nothing to be freaking out over....and besides I figured if he's not freakin then there's nothing to freak over! =)


message 118: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) guys, whatever happened to stormy's review of garret delaney? ;D


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) That was demolished way way bak when!


message 120: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL I have a hard time keeping track of all of our conversations.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) ME TOO!!! Mostly cause you guys type way too fast...and i get like a million notifications all at once! LOL


message 122: by [deleted user] (new)

Maida you crack me up. And you played the game on his phone ;D


message 123: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Dude...talk about embarrassing...

http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/8...


message 124: by [deleted user] (new)

WTF!!! That pic is just asking for comments!!!!
Not whole-fully nice either


message 125: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) I can't believe it...Why?! Why?! Would anyone want to take a picture like that?! LMAO....It's so disturbing.


message 126: by [deleted user] (new)

Agreeed!


message 127: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) But hey, it gave me a laugh! LOL


message 128: by Harsha (new)

Harsha (lopitsa) | 296 comments Mod
LOOOL, well she does have guts


message 129: by [deleted user] (new)

Stupid Guts!!


message 130: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Yeah, you can't say that she has balls because...we would see those. So, yeah, she's got guts.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO....that's too mean you guys...although the picture is highly disturbing!!! And yes Emily I did play the game on his phone....what can you do you know...I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND!!


message 132: by [deleted user] (new)

*laughing*


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Glad I could make you laugh...;p Where is everybody today??


message 134: by [deleted user] (new)

Not sure, but they must have something more exciting than us in their lives.....


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL....or they're either sleeping, at work, or don't care!


message 136: by [deleted user] (new)

I vote "don't care" JJ


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL....We'll give them a piece of our minds when they come back online....we'll show em!


message 138: by [deleted user] (new)

OHHHHhhhhh yeah!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL....although they'll have their excuses ready....I'm sure of it!


message 140: by [deleted user] (new)

Who doesn't?
In case of war or injury...call my lawyer! bla bla bla... then comes the excuses to my boss, then my friends, then my goodreads friends.
In that order ;)


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO....got that right!! Don't you think we should include moms in there somewhere too!??


message 142: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) WHAT are you guys talking about?


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Welcome back Stormy....we were talking about how nobody was online...it was just Emily and me! So, we wondering what happened to you guys...and yeah!


message 144: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Oh, I was sleeping in late and then I was putting my car speakers on craiglist and then...I was thinking about laying out in the sun to tan but I decided to stay inside and now I'm reading Vampire's Kiss. :)


message 145: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) ......


message 146: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) And Shreya was .....


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Valid reasons Stormy....and what were you doing Shreya?


message 148: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) .....................yah? what about me!? YOU WANNA GO SISTA?!! YOU WANNA GO?!!! >_<


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE....B WITH AN ITCH!!!!!


message 150: by Stormy (new)


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