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Funniest/Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened to You?
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Mar 11, 2012 02:43PM
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Your parents...I'm not even going to say it. LOL They must be PRETTY happy with each other though. Ha ha. How can you deal? LOL My family is so big and dysfunctional. I just can't IMAGINE. All those BROTHERS! You are one tough chick!
About the parents thing....yeah, they don't over do it, but my dad really cannot live without my mom. About the tough stuff.. Absolutely!!!*laughing* I kick Ass!!!
You would have to to live with all those boys! I have to kick ass because my little sister is the type that everyone wants to fight because of her mouth.
There are ten mouths out here...but the most I want to kill right now, is the oldest. Ugh he is so unnerving!!!!
*laughing* yeah...I think you just echoed my own advice back at me!
Dude...I have a weird story for you guys. I swear. You guys are going to think that I'm making this shit up but I promise I'm not.Me, my dad, and my younger sister were waiting in the ER waiting room for my youngest sister to get checked out because she was in a wreck where the truck rolled. (she was fine, just a baby cut in her knee)So, we are just sitting there. Me, I'm thinking about how much I hate sitting there and all the germs surrounding me and then all of a sudden the sliding glass doors slide open right in front of us and everyone goes quiet. A scrawny black guy with dreads comes limping in TOTALLY NAKED. I saw his EVERYTHING! And I'm sitting next to my dad and he's like WTF! and I'm like WTF! and my sister is like WTF! everyone there including the nurses were like WTF! He's not covering himself up and he's dripping blood on the floor. Finally a nurse ushers him into the back and a minute later the doors open with another guy. This one is bigger and has a mouth FULL of gold teeth. He can barely walk he's in so much pain and they roll him out a wheel chair. As they are trying to get him to sit he's yelling "It's bitin'! It's bitin'!" I thought there was some kind of rabid squirrel on him somewhere or something but nope. He was shot in the butt. Turns out the first guy was shot in the abdomen and they were both in a home invasion where someone broke into their house, forced them onto the floor, stole their shit, and shot them. I guess the first guy's clothes were bothering him so he stripped them on the way to the hospital. It was a weird night.
WTF...that is so funny, my god! it sounds like something off TV. Not real (I still believe you) Wow, I hurt from laughing!
I see my life as pretty uneventful seeing as how I've only been out of Florida to go to Georgia and I've never ever attempted to smoke or do drugs. (I did get drunk two times) but I have some pretty weird stories to tell. Maybe my life is a little exciting after all. :)
Nope, I don't watch that much TV...more Movies
LOL...Stormy that's one weird ass story!!! I laughing too hard!! ;p And is that a show???? WTF! Speaking of ER.....okay so my brother was playing football and ended up breaking two of his fingers so we had to take him to the hospital....the thing is the waiting period was super long....so we're waiting (me, brother and dad) and this guy comes in with a split head....and sits down beside me! He starts talking to me and I asked him about his injury and everything....and out of no where we start complaining about the stupid doctor not showing up! So what he does is takes out his phone and turns on a game and turns to me and says, "hey you wanna play this game with me..I'm bored of waiting!" OMG...I was laughing so hard...and the funniest thing is he had a split open head!! LOL ;p
Ohhhh...I didn't know that! HUh?And he had it wrapped in some cloth to stop the bleeding...and you could only see the stain of the blood seeping through, so nothing to be freaking out over....and besides I figured if he's not freakin then there's nothing to freak over! =)
ME TOO!!! Mostly cause you guys type way too fast...and i get like a million notifications all at once! LOL
Maida you crack me up. And you played the game on his phone ;D
WTF!!! That pic is just asking for comments!!!!
Not whole-fully nice either
Not whole-fully nice either
I can't believe it...Why?! Why?! Would anyone want to take a picture like that?! LMAO....It's so disturbing.
LMFAO....that's too mean you guys...although the picture is highly disturbing!!! And yes Emily I did play the game on his phone....what can you do you know...I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND!!
Not sure, but they must have something more exciting than us in their lives.....
Who doesn't?
In case of war or injury...call my lawyer! bla bla bla... then comes the excuses to my boss, then my friends, then my goodreads friends.
In that order ;)
In case of war or injury...call my lawyer! bla bla bla... then comes the excuses to my boss, then my friends, then my goodreads friends.
In that order ;)
Welcome back Stormy....we were talking about how nobody was online...it was just Emily and me! So, we wondering what happened to you guys...and yeah!
Oh, I was sleeping in late and then I was putting my car speakers on craiglist and then...I was thinking about laying out in the sun to tan but I decided to stay inside and now I'm reading Vampire's Kiss. :)




