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[colleen the convivial curmudgeon]

Ala wrote: "Magic"

And something to do with water, fire, air and dirt...

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I am having a good day, despite the fact that I am trying to pack & wrap everything to get it in the mail for Christmas. How is this possible? I got the third interview, bitches.

[Becky]

Yay! Congrats Denae! But damn, how many interviews are they going to make you do? They should start paying you for doing them, it's like a full time job already.

'Interview 45835774... Haven't we heard these questions before?"

I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Becky wrote: "Yay! Congrats Denae! But damn, how many interviews are they going to make you do? They should start paying you for doing them, it's like a full time job already.

'Interview 45835774... Haven't we..."

Three interviews. I'll only be talking to one guy twice. The rest have been with peers or managers from other parts of the company.

[[deleted user]]

The interviews are that guys only way of getting a second date

[Becky]

This thread title makes me want to listen to ICP.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Ala wrote: "The interviews are that guys only way of getting a second date"

lol!

[Becky]

LOL

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

lol!


lololol!

[Chris]

Becky wrote: "This thread title makes me want to listen to ICP."

I can honestly say that in my entire life, I have never once gotten that urge.

[Becky]

I love how Mom gets all SUPERMOM on him and is like "I need to take you to the doctor" rather than "You need to see a doctor".

O_o

[Becky]

Chris wrote: "Becky wrote: "This thread title makes me want to listen to ICP."

I can honestly say that in my entire life, I have never once gotten that urge."

Haha... I used to listen to them every day when I would get ready for work at a crappy waitressing job. It would always put me in a good mood for some reason.

That never lasted long once I clocked in though.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Becky wrote: "Chris wrote: "Becky wrote: "This thread title makes me want to listen to ICP."

I can honestly say that in my entire life, I have never once gotten that urge."

Haha... I used to listen to them eve..."


This was my going to work song when I worked at this place I HATED.

http://youtu.be/Qw3Z8Oa7E3Y

[Becky]

LOL that's a good song. I like Jill Scott. :)

[Dawn]

Pfft, I want an iPhone just so I can have silly auto carrot mistakes like that. I love auto carrot.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Becky wrote: "LOL that's a good song. I like Jill Scott. :)"

Me, too.


Sometimes when I was really upset I would put on my iPod and blast that song on repeat to myself.

[Dawn]

Yes. Just like that. That website... damnyouautocorrect.. It's like an anti-depressant all on it's own. I can be crying and down and out, open it up, and I'm laughing within minutes. Love it.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Dawn wrote: "Yes. Just like that. That website... damnyouautocorrect.. It's like an anti-depressant all on it's own. I can be crying and down and out, open it up, and I'm laughing within minutes. Love it."

:-D

[Dawn]

I have a blackberry and I turned on the autopredict thing just so I could maybe have some stupid inappropriate text mistakes.. But nope. My phone refuses to get all posture on me, it totally swords me out. It's auto carrot function is smarter than apple.

Lots of autocorrect jokes in there, all intentional, just for the record.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Dawn wrote: "I have a blackberry and I turned on the autopredict thing just so I could maybe have some stupid inappropriate text mistakes.. But nope. My phone refuses to get all posture on me, it totally swords..."

lol!

Posture up!

[[deleted user]]

Mess up one time and she won't forget it


I'll swords you out, Dawn





Innuendo, as almost always, intentional

[Dawn]

I just have a Blackberry Bold. My work pays for it. Unlimited everything. They're changing to iPhones in the future, but it will be a while before they trickle down from management to us regular folks.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Dawn wrote: "I just have a Blackberry Bold. My work pays for it. Unlimited everything. They're changing to iPhones in the future, but it will be a while before they trickle down from management to us regular fo..."

I've got a blackberry for work and a iPhone for personal. I hate my BB cause I can't use it - email only, lol. It's often out of pwoer as well.

I'm horrible. I should get a better one so that I would use it...but I'd rather just find a way to have my email come to my iPhone. Then my company would pay for it. But I'm on a family plan.

The logistics boggles me.

[Dawn]

I had a personal phone, but I had it shut off earlier this year. Pointless to have two when I can just use one for free. And no family plans for me to worry about. Loner :P

[[deleted user]]

I should use that cards and fellatio line...

[Dawn]

I pay $0 a month. Yay work phone! And when it breaks I just call IT and they give me a new one. Yay work phone!

[Dawn]

And I can text all I want. Like one word texts, just to text. Ahhhh texting, how I love thee.

[[deleted user]]

That would be annoying as hell


Why haven't I thought of it <.<

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

lol

[Becky]

Ronald wrote: "Oh, and I'm part of the loner club as well. *high five*"

Pfft. I have a crappy LG phone. You're a higher phone social status than I am.

[[deleted user]]

Mr fancypants over there

Pfft

[Dawn]

I'm a nerd, not a geek. Cause geeks are all techno, and I'm technostupid. Technology escapes me. I just like reading fantasy and playing video games, so that's like a nerd I think.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Ala wrote: "Mr fancypants over there

Pfft"

^This


My laptop screen is doing it's own thing color wise. I just nod at it and pray it lasts a bit longer.

[Dawn]

Someone else can plug in my video game system though.




Ok I'm not that bad. But I do need someone to do my wireless router so I can use my PS3 to get on the internet :P



*technodumb*

[Becky]

Sounds like my boyfriend.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Dawn wrote: "Someone else can plug in my video game system though.




Ok I'm not that bad. But I do need someone to do my wireless router so I can use my PS3 to get on the internet :P



*technodumb*"

lol! I just saw that cord the other day. I was all "what is this thing and where does it go??"

[[deleted user]]

Becky wrote: "Sounds like my boyfriend."

Dawn or fancypants?

[Dawn]

I have a wireless router. It had been in use, but ex had set it up. I don't know how to set it back up after I moved into the new apartment... Encryption and like ip addresses and passwords... I have no clue. I can like plug it in.... If the plug doesn't fit one way you flip it over... After that I'm done.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Dawn wrote: "I have a wireless router. It had been in use, but ex had set it up. I don't know how to set it back up after I moved into the new apartment... Encryption and like ip addresses and passwords... I ha..."

Call me sometime tonight and I can have hubby walk you through it.

I can't, lol.

[Dawn]

LOL, I totally would if I thought I was capable of being walked through it.. But when I say I'm technodumb.. I mean it. Someone starts talking to be about that stuff and I fall asleep or my brain explodes. I just don't know and don't care to know. I'm smart enough, I could do it if I tried.... I just want someone to come do it for me, lol.

[[deleted user]]

She won't let someone walk her through it. Too much work :P

[Becky]

Ala wrote: "Becky wrote: "Sounds like my boyfriend."

Dawn or fancypants?"

Fancy.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Dawn wrote: "LOL, I totally would if I thought I was capable of being walked through it.. But when I say I'm technodumb.. I mean it. Someone starts talking to be about that stuff and I fall asleep or my brain e..."

Now you sound like my mom.

My head exploded when I tried to talk her through putting books into Calibre to get them onto her Kobo.

[Dawn]

I figured out Calibre! I would have preferred someone else to do it for me though. Like I hand them my kindle, say what I want done.. Then poof! Done.

Seriously. I'm more than smart enough to handle it. It just bores the shit out of me.

[Dawn]

Ala wrote: "She won't let someone walk her through it. Too much work :P"

That damn streaming thing again? I'd need the wireless first! That's a lot of walking. Maybe we should start small. Teach me how to make the music on my computer play in my living room. LOL :P

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*]

Dawn wrote: "Ala wrote: "She won't let someone walk her through it. Too much work :P"

That damn streaming thing again? I'd need the wireless first! That's a lot of walking. Maybe we should start small. Teach m..."

So I guess you have no interest in hooking your Calibre Library up to your smartphone for easy ebook library access...


:-D

[Dawn]

Ronald wrote: "Dawn wrote: "Okay, here's what you do. Find the little button on the outside of the router (it's usually in a small depression)..."

That's about as far as I got before I fell asleep....



Anyone wanna talk about complex differential equations?!?!?



I'm weird.

[Dawn]

MrsJoseph wrote: "So I guess you have no interest in hooking your Calibre Library up to your smartphone for easy ebook library access....."

Damn you! NO! Books on computer. I figured out all the buttons I need to push to make them go on the kindle. That's alllll I need.

[Dawn]

I plan on making my brother do it. I just have to find a way to lure him into my lair... He's into that shit.

[Dawn]

I have technoADD.