Gingerlily - all cleaned up!

[David]

I thought it was Jim's principal character. No?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Are you mixing Jim's book up with mine?

[M.T.]

Aaa art no. We've hit a new low. Mollusc porn phnark.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Oh good grief! Where is the brain bleach??

[Jim]

David wrote: "A rum drinking cannibal with a fetish for erotic slugs!"

well if that doesn't bring Patti, nothing will

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

If you write it, Patti will come.

[David]

Don't we need to clear a corn field, or some such?

[Darren]

Gingerlily - Expendable Redshirt wrote: "If you write it, Patti will come."

Not going to say it...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Darren wrote: "Gingerlily - Expendable Redshirt wrote: "If you write it, Patti will come."

Not going to say it..."

I bet I know what you're thinking though.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

David wrote: "Don't we need to clear a corn field, or some such?"

Are you going to make popcorn?

[M.T.]

Making popcorn? Is that some kind of euphemism?

[M.T.]

You know like making bacon

[David]

I was thinking of the Costner film, but your obviously determined to hark back to the 70s popcorn porn situation.

[Patti (baconater)]

Did someone mention bacon?

[Jim]

David wrote: "I thought it was Jim's principal character. No?"

No, in fact no rum drinking cannibals appear in any of my books. Honest. Not one.

[Jim]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Did someone mention bacon?"

Only as part of a summoning incantation, there isn't any bacon here, just a long pig of Gingerlily's

[Patti (baconater)]

GL has been stretching pigs again?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I leave my thread for half an hour to answer a phone call and look what happens. Really!

[Patti (baconater)]

You can't complain about bacon occupancies GL.

[Patti (baconater)]

Occupancies???

Occurrences!!!

[David]

Ocularities?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I hate to think what will happen while I'm on Skype.

[M.T.]

Hmnurrrrr hmnurrrrr hmnurrrrr hmunrrrrrrrrr.

[Patti (baconater)]

Skype was tame.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Anne-Mhairi and I had a lovely chat about writing after you left.

[Patti (baconater)]

Mhairi is lovely. :)

[Patti (baconater)]

On the second epic novel since the beginning of the month, eh?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "On the second epic novel since the beginning of the month, eh?"

Sigh... Smack, smack, smack!

[Patti (baconater)]

Kiss me more!!!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

He can do it for me

http://youthguychris.files.wordpress....

[Patti (baconater)]

Yes, Darren needs a hat.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And a few more teeth from that picture!

[Patti (baconater)]

He won't get many from that picture.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I give up!

[Patti (baconater)]

You're very French.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

French? only 1/16th.

[M.T.]

Ah ho ha hoongh I trump you with my 1/8th.

[Jim]

I think I'm about a 16th Irish (or it might be 1/32) if it's any consolation

[Patti (baconater)]

We love you anyway Jim.

[Jim]

You say the nicest things :-)

[Patti (baconater)]

It's my tactfulness.

[Darren]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "tactfulness."

"Every time you use that word ... I do not think it means what you think it means"

[David]

I don't think I have any Irish in me, unless Guiness counts.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I don't have any irish in me either. I will have bacon in me in a few minutes.

[Patti (baconater)]

I want bacon, dammit!

Tactfulness is a perfectly cromulent word, Darren. Jeez.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Sorry, I've just finished the pack.

[Patti (baconater)]

Greedy guts.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

There was 3 left.

[M.T.]

Gingerlily - Dark and Mysterious Stranger wrote: "I don't have any irish in me either. I will have bacon in me in a few minutes."

Should I say this....? Yes. I have some Scottish in me sometimes.... Birthdays, Christmas, bank holidays Mw aha ha haaaargh

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Trust you to bring the tone down Mary!