Gingerlily - all cleaned up!

[Will]

Can we go back to the popcorn?

[David]

M.T. wrote: "Gingerlily - Dark and Mysterious Stranger wrote: "I don't have any irish in me either. I will have bacon in me in a few minutes."

Should I say this....? Yes. I have some Scottish in me sometimes....."

Your husband's Scottish, I assume?

[Jim]

Popcorn sounds good at the moment

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

To me too. Unfortunately I didn't buy any and its too late now.

[Patti (baconater)]

I'd just be happy with a shower.

[M.T.]

Phnark.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

See this is a well-behaved and respectable thread. Just like me...

[M.T.]

Sorry David, I didn't answer your question, yes he is. :-)

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily - Dark and Mysterious Stranger wrote: "See this is a well-behaved and respectable thread. Just like me..."

You're just asking for it now.

[Jim]

Obviously a lady of influence, have you seen Gingerlily's dragon? https://www.facebook.com/TsarinaSecto...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I do hope this doesn't mean you are calling me a dragon?

[Jim]

Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "I do hope this doesn't mean you are calling me a dragon?"

would I?

Of course I wouldn't (he answers himself hastily in case there should be any doubt)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You have just saved yourself a smiting!

[Jim]

Does that mean I'd end up smitten?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Smited? Smitten? Smote? I'm really not sure... they didn't cover this in school.

[Jim]

Just keep feeding the dragon then :-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I'll have to ensure a steady supply of zombies.

[Patti (baconater)]

Smited.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Smited."

So speaks Madame Teacher ;)

[Patti (baconater)]

Miz, if you please.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ok Miz Picky!

[Patti (baconater)]

Yep

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Or Miz Piggy.

[Patti (baconater)]

Oink

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Have some bacon.

[Patti (baconater)]

Mmmmmmmmmbaconmmmmmmmmmm

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I got smoked this time :)

[Patti (baconater)]

I should bloody hope so.

[Patti (baconater)]

GL, your thread needs hoovering and dusting.

And ferpityssake will you toss the furry food out of the fridge?

[David]

Saw a light on and thought GL was home. Why are there mice in the fridge?

[Jim]

David wrote: "Saw a light on and thought GL was home. Why are there mice in the fridge?"

do you know nothing!

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic...

[Darren]

Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "I got smoked this time :)"

Is that some sort of drugs reference?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I just opened the fridge and saw a portal into another dimension. I'm sure there were way too many tentacles for this one...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Darren wrote: "Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "I got smoked this time :)"

Is that some sort of drugs reference?"

I know Patti gets high on bacon, but I don't.

[Will]

You get low on it instead?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Will wrote: "You get low on it instead?"

That's a low blow...

[Will]

No tall pigs, are there?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Not that I know of. Long pig is another story.

[Will]

Wouldn't surprise me if Patti ate that too, if it was cured as bacon.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I wonder if anyone has bred actual long pigs. Could cause a bit of confusion.

[Will]

Not to us veggies.

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

If you want to contract kuru it's the way to go

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

What's kuru?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Will wrote: "Not to us veggies."

You can have long turnip instead.

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "What's kuru?"

It's Human Spongiform Encephalitis. What you get if you feed a species to itself cf mad cow disease

[Will]

My ex is a mad cow.

Maybe she's got it.

[M.T.]

I live in BSE. But it doesn't stand for that.

[Will]

I've been to BSE.

Are you absolutely sure about your statement?

[M.T.]

Everyone round here writes Bury St Edmunds as BSE, not Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis. I didn't know you've been here.

[Will]

I've been everywhere, man....

My Uncle lived (until he died) in Hadleigh, and I used to have a client who lived near Base Green, both a long time ago now