Gingerlily - all cleaned up!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

More like a hoofshake?

[David]

I believe it involves greasing up with lanolin first.

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

ewgh

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

don't you mean ewe, Rosemary?

[Patti (baconater)]

Missed opportunity there, Nosemanny!

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Bah.

[Patti (baconater)]

That's better.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I think I'll have lamb for dinner tomorrow.

[M.T.]

I had pork today. Marinaded (as opposed to serenaded) and slow roast for four hours.

Cheers

MTM

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You mean you don't sing to your dinner? I thought everyone did that....

[Jim]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Not even in your younger days when you were free, single and wowing the local lasses?"

And starting work every morning at 5.30AM to milk

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ah. Well that would cramp your style a little...

[Jim]

But it was an excellent excuse for getting out of boring evening events

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim wrote: "But it was an excellent excuse for getting out of boring evening events"

Yes, very useful that! :)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[David]

This is a very dusty thread. Atchoooo!!!!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Sorry, but I haven't been in here for a while, and Will blew all his dust in here as well.

[Will]

I get blamed for everything. Have you noticed that, David?

Just because of Nottingham. You going this year, GL?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I hope so. I don't know yet what I will be doing in November.

[David]

Will wrote: "I get blamed for everything. Have you noticed that, David?

Just because of Nottingham. You going this year, GL?"

I suspect you secretly enjoy the attention ;~)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well he doesn't get much attention. Particularly not from his teenager!

[Will]

Everyone seems to ignore me.

I SAID THAT Everyone oh never mind

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Did someone say something? I could have sworn I heard someone speak...?

[David]

I heard a shout. Thought it was you GL.

[Will]

*Sniff*

[Will]

*Coughs in the dust cloud*

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl...

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

Because everyone needs a little comfort now and then.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Thanks Gaff, but I think its more than a bit of Comfort needed here! An industrial cleaning team jumps to mind....

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

I do have friends in crime scene cleanup if needs be!?!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Do you think they would come and help me out?

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

That depends ... How many corpses are there?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well I only saw a few dead rats and squirrels, but there might be a dog or two. And about 50000000 flies.

[Patti (baconater)]

Told you to wash your dishes.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Yes, I know Patti. Just shows how things can get out of control.

[Jim]

Given the trouble I went to, dismantling old threads across on Amazon to get you all this dust and spiders, I'm a little hurt!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I'm sorry Jim, I don't want you to think I don't appreciate your hard work. You did a wonderful job. And the dungeon will still be using them. Its just I feel the need for a makeover in here. After all, at some stage I will be needing it for a new book, and I want to have the place looking it best.

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

are they the bodies of the birds and squirrels you had in here to help you tidy last time, ala Snow White?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Snow White wouldn't last 5 minutes in here, she would end up 50 shades of dust!

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

I remember someone saying Snow White must have been miserable. I told them not to confuse it with the fact that she was always f@&£@&g Grumpy!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I wonder why he was Grumpy then...

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

I would imagine that he started out Grumpy, then Happy, before being quite Sleepy. Who knew!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And now he's Horny, and Snow White is Slushy.

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

Or bandy ... Possibly.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

She has gone to have a word with Doc, and he's Grumpy again.

[Will]

Or Itchy & Scratchy, to mix cartoons..

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Then Seepy?

Ok, this is not the direction I would like my thread to go in. Lets clean it up a bit.

[G J (Gaff to my friends)]

With all those dwarves, you may need to start with antibiotics.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ah yes, this is more like it!

[Will]

Is that the STD clinic in Dublin?