Gingerlily - all cleaned up!

[Patti (baconater)]

>>>hides the milk

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

milk? who need milk?

[Patti (baconater)]

Me need milk.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

me don't

[Patti (baconater)]

Me do.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

ok - you keep the milk for yourself then and I'll keep the rum for myself.

[Patti (baconater)]

Milk n vodka. Yum.

Or not.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

isn't there a song... 'Milk and Alcohol' ?

[Patti (baconater)]

Dunno. I bet Phil would, though.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

yeah - or i could google it

[Patti (baconater)]

Naw, ask Phil. He'd appreciate the attention.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

true - he does't like being the invisible man!

[Patti (baconater)]

Exactly.

[Alison]

Hi GL
I'm still chuckling at your post over on Morning!
"...You may have sussed my secret there so I might as well come clean. I am actually a multi-unit android assembly with high speed communications capabilities. I have multiple genuine people personalities. Gingerlily was generated specifically for on-line posing. I have a cyborg that can be sent out for use in people situations.. "

Have you thought of writing some millifiction for the Elsewhen website? Some of the other writers have been posting stuff there. I haven't yet but I mean to at some point. I just know yours would be brilliant ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I have thought about it but being very lazy have not actually done any yet.

[Alison]

Let me know when you do, so I can pop over there and check it out ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Okay - but don't hold your breath.

[M.T.]

Oh blimey, Morning? Elsewhen? Are these more sites I should attend as a diligent writer marketing my book? Please say no or I'll become a professional socialite and have no time left for writing.

Phnark.

MTM

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Elsewhen is our publisher (Alison's and mine). You can go and have a look if you want details of us and our wonderful fellow writers, but you don't need to market anything...

[Patti (baconater)]

And Morning! Is the thread in here where we hang out chatting all day and half the night.

[M.T.]

Ah now I get it. I'm so slow to catch up...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You have a lot on your plate. (and I'm not talking about cake)

[M.T.]

Ah I'll go back to sleep then. zzzzz

Cheers

MTM

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

If there is anyone who had ordered the paperback from Amazon and not heard back yet - please let me know by PM. Amazon have messed up the orders! We have worked out a way of getting it straight from the publishers and not charging you postage, but I have to set up each person a secret code. Oooh - its delightfully secret agentish!

[Pat ()]

Wheres M T McGuire gone?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

She was on the Zoo earlier.

[Patti (baconater)]

Now it's the Bond theme with a Jaws backbeat in here...

Yeah where is phnarky?

[Pat ()]

Thanks Just wondered as couldn't find her thread.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti - I have to give you a secret code and give you a link to pay. Will email you in a minute.

[M.T.]

Writing... and finalising the paperback... phnark(y).

I'll go and bump my thread so you can find me!

Cheers

MTM

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Patti - I have to give you a secret code and give you a link to pay. Will email you in a minute."

Thanks GL.

No rush. Really. ;)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You sure Patti?

[Patti (baconater)]

I meant no rush in sorting out how I pay, silly girl!!!

Can't wait to see what you write in my copy! :D

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

oh. i suppose i have to think of something now. . .

[Patti (baconater)]

Yes. And write it legibly as well please!

[Patti (baconater)]

Legibly?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Of course I will Patti darling - its not like I have half a dozen copies to mess up on.. and you don't want it covered in Tippex!

[Patti (baconater)]

Yes of course you will GL.

Sorry. But legibly can't be the correct spelling.

Leg-ib-ly

Nawwwwww

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Accotding to the Word spellchecker it is...

[Patti (baconater)]

Nawwwwww.

Maybe it'll look correct after after another glass of wine.....


*plop*

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Is Simon there with you???

[Patti (baconater)]

I wish.

At least I get a cooked breakfast in the morning if he was.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Yes, he's handy for that... and a couple of other things...

[Patti (baconater)]

I wouldn't know. I went to bed.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

So did I...

[Pat ()]

Ladies ...(lol)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ok, just for Karl, here is the first few paragraphs of my forthcoming epic - The Kitchen Wars.

It was late, the dead of night. Not a mouse was stirring in the Kitchen. None of them would dare. They knew. Very few of them were left by now. At the first ominous tinkling from the cutlery drawer they would find a hidey hole and stay as still as possible.
Tonight, however, there was more to worry about than maurading knives and forks. Tonight, the Washing Machine was stirring in his chains. That was a statement to strike fear into any observer. Also panic, horror and the paralysis that comes with sheer terror. The last time that the Washing Machine had gone on a rampage was etched into the memory of all the Kitchen inhabitants. Some of them still bore the scars, scratches and dents. The mental scars ran deeper, therefore everyone hunkered down and hoped that this was a false alarm. Maybe it was just a bad dream. Maybe…
Over in the corner sat the Microwave. Although he looked quiet and inofensive, that was only a cover for some very dark schemes. He had been plotting for a long time, and waiting for the right moment to arrive. Soon, very soon, there would be some changes in the Kitchen.

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Aaaarrrggghh!

I'm gonna have nightmares now and be too scared to go into the kitchen at night...

;0)

[Emma]

Teehee!! That is so funny GL. Can't wait to read it all :-)

[M.T.]

Dan dan daaaaaaah! What is the dark, evil microwave plotting?