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Please tell me all I need to do is eat more bananas (AKA BUNNY SAVE ME FROM MY MISERY) or "I hate my aching head"

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message 1: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I have been getting a headache every afternoon for nearly 2.5 weeks. OTC painkillers only help a little. I'm getting fucking pissed off. Please someone tell me they know of a miracle headache cure.


message 2: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I think tension because it's NOT sinus or migraine and it is accompanied by tense muscles. I was thinking dehydration too because I've been really busy at work any maybe not drinking as much water. But drinking lots of water and gatorade didn't help. I'm now so desperate that I'm actually going to give up alcohol.

THE HORROR!


message 3: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I hear decapitation will help cure a headache-- you could try that.




I've been told that apple cider vinegar, preferably organic unfiltered, will help with headaches. Two tablespoons twice a day. Also supposed to help with blood pressure and digestion. I tried it, with mixed results, but quit because, well, it's vinegar.


message 4: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I'm going to try Bunny's first, Tom, but if that doesn't work I won't rule out decapitation.


message 5: by Rusty (last edited Jul 19, 2011 02:35PM) (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Sounds to me like a standard case of unborn twin putting pressure in the brain.


message 6: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Rusty wrote: "Sounds to me like a standard case of unborn twin putting pressure in the brain skull."

Fixed that for you.






Yes it was easy, and obvious. I couldn't help myself.


message 7: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Actually, it was supposed to be "on the brain", but my I-touch always thinks it knows best.


message 8: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments It obviously has no idea how unborn twins operate.


message 9: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Maybe a bug crawled into your nose/ear while you were down by the river with Monkey and now it's eating your sinusus/brain.

Try using a neti pot or dangling something shiny outside of your orifices and see if you can tempt the fucker back out.


message 10: by Megan (new)

Megan I've been getting a headache all week but I think mine is due to going from 110 degrees + outside then to 65 degrees everytime I walk in a building. It is so damn hot here.

Smetchie, I get headaches like that a lot. It sucks and they are painful. I use an icepack and most the time it works. My chiro sometimes uses Myofascial Therapy when nothing else will help, which is a very weird thing to experience, but it works. It gets all the tension and stress out of your body.


message 11: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I think you're both pregnant.


message 12: by Monkey (new)

Monkey (reydemono) Kristina wrote: "Maybe a bug crawled into your nose/ear while you were down by the river with Monkey and now it's eating your sinusus/brain.

Try using a neti pot or dangling something shiny outside of your orifi..."


raw hamburger is supposed to work too!

I don't know about that facial stuff, I tried giving my wife one when she had a headache and it just made her knees sore.

I'm with Rusty, I think the unborn twins are pregnant.
It's better than giving up alcohol.


message 13: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments The ice packs did help a bit while I had them on.


message 14: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Monkey wrote: "Kristina wrote: "Maybe a bug crawled into your nose/ear while you were down by the river with Monkey and now it's eating your sinusus/brain.

Try using a neti pot or dangling something shiny outsid..."


That happened to my cousin. Her unborn twin is a real slut.


message 15: by Monkey (new)

Monkey (reydemono) Have you tried drinking more alcohol?
Especially in the afternoon?


message 16: by Megan (new)

Megan Just put alcohol in your coffee.


message 17: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Upgrade your tinfoil hat-- the CIA is using their mind control ray again, and that could be causing your headaches.


message 18: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments I know this is just a little relief and nothing big Gretchen but rosemary, mint & tea tree vapors sometimes help me, as well as putting dried eucalyptus around your shower head before taking a hot shower.


message 19: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Also chocolate. Doesn't that help everything?


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

It definitely helps you recover from a dementor's kiss.


message 21: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Erika wrote: "I know this is just a little relief and nothing big Gretchen but rosemary, mint & tea tree vapors sometimes help me, as well as putting dried eucalyptus around your shower head before taking a hot ..."

Hippie. Had to be said.


message 22: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I read in a recent AMA Journal that sex helps with tension headaches.*










*You're welcome, Harry.


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

I heard that, too. They said that it was funny that women used the headache excuse when men could just point out how helpful sex is for headaches. Why didn't I think of that?


message 24: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Oddrun!


message 25: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Tom, I knew someone would say it but where was Rusty on that one?

Tom - 1
Rusty - 0


message 26: by Tom (last edited Jul 21, 2011 05:41PM) (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Erika wrote: "Tom, I knew someone would say it but where was Rusty on that one?"

Rusty was busy letting hippies in his back door.


message 27: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Thanks Erika!!

I like hippies.


message 28: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Erika wrote: "Tom, I knew someone would say it but where was Rusty on that one?

Tom - 1
Rusty - 0"


Tom can beat me to the punch all he wants, but that doesn't change the fact that his Prius calls him a hippie on a daily basis.


message 29: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments smetchie wrote: "Thanks Erika!!

I like hippies."


That's (one of the reasons) why you're part of the problem.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments wait!


Greatchen likes hippies!!!!????? ewwww!


message 31: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Not using my back door, though.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments it don't matter how you love a hippie! if you love a hippie you a hippie lover! and you must be destroyed! !!!!


message 33: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Alfonso wrote: "wait!


Greatchen likes hippies!!!!????? ewwww!"


Gretchen is the product of hippies.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments your parents were hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????


message 35: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Monkey, sore knees are far better than a headache right?


message 36: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Rusty, I've been using the sex cures headache angle for years. Well, attempting to use. Even for my own headaches!


message 37: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Alfonso wrote: "your parents were hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????"


...and worse


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments what they french canadians too!!!???? ewww! you a hippie spawn! how do you live with the shame!?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments god damn you, Rusty! have you anyidea how hard i've worked my entire life to forget aout fucking mimes!!!!! damn you!!!!


message 40: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Alfonso wrote: "god damn you, Rusty! have you anyidea how hard i've worked my entire life to forget aout fucking mimes!!!!! damn you!!!!"

Why were you fucking mines?


message 41: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Community theater people.


message 42: by Monkey (new)

Monkey (reydemono) Tom wrote: "Alfonso wrote: "god damn you, Rusty! have you anyidea how hard i've worked my entire life to forget aout fucking mimes!!!!! damn you!!!!"

Why were you fucking mines?"


when you grow up on the street, you can't be picky where that next dollar comes from.


message 43: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments either it's getting better or I'm getting used to life with a headache.


message 44: by Monkey (new)

Monkey (reydemono) from wikipedia:
"In 1960, Lawrence was appointed Town Manager of Provincetown, Massachusetts. That August he made a request to the state government to provide financial aid to help fight the infiltration of Beatniks into the town."

fuckin' infiltratin' beatniks!


message 45: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments It hurts! My head still hurts! And my Dr's phone has been disconnected.


message 46: by Monkey (new)

Monkey (reydemono) seen a specialist?
I think it's a bad sign when your doctor's phone is disconnected.


message 47: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) smetchie wrote: "My head still hurts!"

Want to see if Myke Hawk can help tonight.


Reads with Scotch And the room goes silent. Chin up sport I'm sure that wasn't the first time you won that response and it probably won't be the last.


message 49: by smetchie (last edited Aug 08, 2011 02:50PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Old lady update: I got glasses for the computer. No more headaches but my ego took a big hit.
OY!


message 50: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) But we already knew you were old!


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