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"Each time I think these dude can't get crazier... so I thought moses was responsible for a lot of crazy ,stupid and racist shot in mah city of fools! He proves me right. So... the pools are cold cuz us brown people dont like cold water . I.. christ ... nobody likes cold water! And for the record I dont mean refreshing cool water... I mean effing cold cuz us melanine infected freaks dont do well in the cold . Christ" Mar 13, 2020 11:45AM

Bill Watterson
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
Bill Watterson

Steven Erikson
“Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying.
'I think of futility, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about futility?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her.
'Because Adjunct, it is futile.”
Steven Erikson, Gardens of the Moon

Terry Pratchett
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
Kurt Vonnegut

Bill Watterson
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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