This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For > Polls
Polls for This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For. Showing 1-30 of 523
created Dec 18, 2011 08:10PM PST
poll #1
In 2011, I spent my money on...
Books
Electronics
Alcohol
Tobacco
Firearms
Movies
created Dec 15, 2011 10:29AM PST
poll #2
The following are titles that will be released in January. Which are you most likely to read?
The Shirtless Cowboy Who Alternates Between Holding Babies And Giving It To The Hot, Lonely Wives Of Other, Emotionally Distant Men, Usually Out Of Doors
The Flaming Sword of Revn-T'aherrill And The Half-Man, Half-Badger
The Unabridged, Unedited Tome Of Something Spooky That Took Place In A Small Town In Maine
The Handsy Proctologist's Daughter
The Girl Who Spit On A Cop In Riot Gear, Took A Baton To The Kidneys, And Pissed Blood For A Week
The Cat That Likes To Watch Her Owner Doin' It As She Licks Herself
N Is For "No Way, You Guys Are Still Paying Me To Write These Shitty Alphabet Mystery Books?"
created Dec 14, 2011 01:01PM PST
poll #3
Most disgusting bizarro Kit-Kat flavor. Thanks a lot, Japan.
all of them! the fuck is wrong with the japanese!?
Apple Vinegar
Soy Sauce
Wasabi
Camambert Cheese
Yuzu and Pepper
Grilled Corn
Baked Potato
Earl Grey Tea
Fruit Parfait
created Dec 13, 2011 08:48PM PST
poll #4
What is it about the GREEN BAY PACKERS that makes them so awesome?
What sport is this?
They're the only publicly owned sports franchise in the US.
They're not Dallas.
Clay Matthews looks like a Norse god.
All of the above, except the "what sport is this" one.
Da Bears!
GO COWBOYS!!
Because their fans choke their children.
The history. They won the first Super Bowl! And the last one! And more in between, and NFL championships before that.
They're AMERICA'S TEAM.
They're gonna win another Super Bowl this year.
Aaron Rodgers is a MACHINE. Brett who?
Lambeau Field. Frozen Tundra, baby.
COWBOYS suck!!!
created Dec 13, 2011 10:19AM PST
poll #5
Best animated film. Submit write in suggestions in the comments, cause I ain't allowin' none of that anime crap.
How to Train Your Dragon
The Iron Giant
Toy Story
The Lion King
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Beauty and the Beast
Up
created Dec 12, 2011 09:45PM PST
poll #6
Smetchie "aspirated" a small piece of hot sausage this evening and then came here to tell us about it. What is the appropriate response?
Stunned silence.
If it's small enough to aspirate, you shouldn't have had that sausage in your mouth in the first place.
Was it carefully aged 15 year old sausage?
And you thought spit and swallow were the only options.
why?!?
Don't gobble so much at once.
Choke on sausage often?
created Dec 10, 2011 04:14PM PST
poll #7
Ok! Time to show some love!!
Who is your favorite MOD??
Who is your favorite MOD??
Smetchie!
Kristina!
Alfonso!
Rusty!
created Dec 10, 2011 07:49AM PST
poll #8
Fuck those love nazis from the other poll!! I'm making a real one! That will be free! Like love!! Which movie you think is the greatest love story!?
The first 20 minutes of Up.
Zombieland
The Human Centipede
Brokeback Mountain
Wall-E
The Passion
Evangelion Death and Rebirth
"The Dirty Thirty"- Poolside Orgy #7
created Dec 09, 2011 08:28PM PST
poll #9
Greatest love story of all time.
No write ins. This is my poll fuckers and the only options are movies I've seen. Vote for one of the choices I give you or abstain and bitch in the comments section. This isn't a goddamned democracy.
No write ins. This is my poll fuckers and the only options are movies I've seen. Vote for one of the choices I give you or abstain and bitch in the comments section. This isn't a goddamned democracy.
Brokeback Mountain
Pride and Prejudice
Dirty Dancing
Sleepless in Seattle
Tin Cup
Return to Me
Romeo and Juliet
created Dec 09, 2011 10:19AM PST
poll #10
Who wins in November 2012?
Barack Obama. He is the black FDR, Lincoln, JFK, Teddy Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan
I still want Hillary, dammit!
Listen, I'm being very serious right now. We need to leave Obama in the White House. All he needs is another 4-12 years to achieve what he has set out in his agenda.
Bah! I care nothing for your American politics.
Gingrich. He's smart, aggressive and he probably hasn't cheated in years.
Romney. He is well-spoken, experienced and pretty.
Ron Paul. He sticks to his guns, adheres to the Constitution, and I'm sure there's a White House staffer who can make him look less like a claymation packrat.
Michelle Bachman. She's smart and she's tough.*
*For a woman.
*For a woman.
Huntsman. He has experience reaching across the aisle and has experience working with the Chinese, who will undoubtedly play a part in the nation's future, and uuuuuuhhhh....his teeth are really white.
Sorry, don't know much about this guy.
Sorry, don't know much about this guy.
For the love of Xena, please people, anybody but BO. He is the black Jimmy Carter and the economy is his water-born rabbit.
created Dec 07, 2011 01:52PM PST
poll #11
Who (besides Nick) has gone soft?
Alfonoso. He comes around to play cyber grab-ass with his nerd blood brother.........errrrr sister, then returns to his real-life circle jerk.
all of the above
Gretchen. She logs in mainly to jump in on her virtual sewing circle jerk, where she can swap nasty-ass recipes and express her sloppy love for everyone. I keep expecting her to start ending posts with "xoxo". It's probably just a sign of old age.
The new kids. I need to see more bile, more instability, more twitching and gnashing.
RUSTY. For whining about everyone going soft. Whining is for kindergarteners my friend, quit being a pansy!
Rusty. Bitching about your milktoast suburbanite existence, and occasionally calling a hippie a hippie does not cut it.
Esteban. That's not fair though, because I can rarely decode his garbled posts, with their occasional racial epithets and frequent references to things that probably don't exist.
Tom. Come on. The guy tried to give up THC for Lent, hoping that his positive vibes would power his Prius.
Oddrun. All you can think to hate on is Christmas trees and the weather? I might as well call grandma.
Brokeback Mountain
Kristina. She has definitely gone soft, but at least she's not going on and on about her epidermal STD anymore.
Megan. Well, I suppose she does okay when we can drag her away from the dude on dude erotica. Apparently she's trying to keep Cristy in business single-handedly.
created Dec 07, 2011 01:00AM PST
poll #12
Which hypothetical movie would you most want to watch?
Harry Potter 957: Mecha Godzilla and the Rechargeable Battery of Plenty
Saving Private Ryan II: I've Got Your GI Bill Right Here, Washington
Hannibal Lecter: The Rest Home Years
Batman: Dark Knight Whatever
Godzilla vs Gamera
Star Wars VII: Now With More CGI!
Star Trek 90210
created Dec 07, 2011 12:38AM PST
poll #13
What is the best Movie for the Holidays/Christmas?
A Christmas Story
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Scrooged
Home Alone
The Snowman
It is a Wonderful Life
Nightmare Before Christmas
Bad Santa
White Christmas
Movie? There's football on!
1941
Dinner For One (Tradition in Germany)
A Christmas Carol-version your choice
Joyeux Noel
Miracle on 34th Street
Die Hard
Trading Places
Elf
Seven Samurai
created Dec 06, 2011 07:19PM PST
poll #14
What new hater thread would you most like to see?
Nick returns to give everyone a proper hazing and all this nicey nice shit is finally put to an end.
Myles graphs the Twilight love triangle.
Melons finally admits that she's actually a man and Alfonso likes it.
Brokeback Mountain
Crusty, Christine, and Charity fight about the best C name and debate traditional vs. non-traditional spellings.
Charity talks about writing erotica and Greg acts like a creeper.
created Dec 05, 2011 10:01PM PST
poll #15
Best war movie.
Saving Private Ryan
The Dirty Dozen
Glory
I don't care, really, but i'm still going to bitch because ________ was left off this list.
Apocalypse Now
Bridge On The River Kwai
shit this is hard!! (twss)
Inglourious Bastards
We Were Soldiers
All Quiet On The Western Front
Where Eagles Dare
The Great Escape
Patton
Sands of Iwo Jima
Sargeant York
300
Kelly's Heroes
Brokeback Mountain
created Dec 05, 2011 10:26AM PST
poll #16
Which movie franchise took the biggest nosedive in quality?
The Matrix
Star Wars
The Godfather
Hellraiser
Some long list of movies that are vastly more appropriate for this poll.
The Land Before Time
Star Trek
Rocky
Jaws
Hannibal
created Dec 02, 2011 02:36PM PST
poll #17
Best chick flick.
Love Actually
When Harry met Somebody or other. Hell, I don't know any chick flicks.
Seriously? That's like asking what's the best flavor vomit.
The Princess Bride Tomisadouche
The Notebook
black swan!
How the fuck would I know?!!!
Clueless
Bridget Jones's Diary
As Good As It Gets
Thelma and Louise
Naughty Reunion
created Nov 30, 2011 08:38AM PST
poll #18
What's the best reason to hate Americans?
Their awesomeness is so intimidating and overpowering, that beholding it is akin to staring into the white hot heart of a supernova.
Jersey Shore. Kardashians. Lady Gaga. Need I say more?
All of the above, without counting nr 3.
They refuse to learn a second language.
"American" food is just food from other places, with less flavor and more grease.
They're fat and loud.
They take culture and customs from around the world and bastardize them.
They are not the French!
They think they're awesome.
They're always throwing up good liquor.
They all think they're fecking cowboys.
created Nov 30, 2011 06:16AM PST
poll #19
Best Cowboy movie.
Tombstone
Unforgiven
3:10 to Yuma
The Magnificent Seven
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
For a Few Dollars More
The Outlaw Josie Wales
A Fistful of Dollars
Pale Rider
Rio Bravo
created Nov 28, 2011 10:59AM PST
poll #20
What is the best impersonal gift I can give family/friends/coworkers/employers this joyous Christmas season?
Candle
Lotion
Any gift basket from Wal-Mart or Target that is under $15.
Butt plug / anal beads
Gift Card
Tie
pocket knife
created Nov 23, 2011 06:49AM PST
poll #21
Most epic eyebrows:
[image error]
[image error]
[image error]
Brooke Shields
[image error]
[image error]
DeForest Kelly aka Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy MD
[image error]
[image error]
created Nov 22, 2011 10:53AM PST
poll #22
created Nov 22, 2011 07:00AM PST
poll #23
Best Southern food that has yet to achieve widespread popularity outside the South.
Fried okra.
Collard greens.
Grits and shrimp.
Pimento cheese.
Boiled peanuts.
Chitlins.
Pork rinds.
Jambalaya?
Grits and gravy.
created Nov 17, 2011 08:35AM PST
poll #24
Best Quote?
"Freedom of speech should be tempered by the right to punch jackasses in the face.”
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
"Facts are stubborn things."
"People are not like chocolates. Most people are just bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"I'm not just anti-hippie; I'm the Anti-Christ of hippies."
created Nov 16, 2011 09:34AM PST
poll #25
Explain yourself!
I thought you'd be into it.
What the hell are we talking about?
I took my pants off to decrease wind resistance. I don't know what the big deal is.
That shit was all supposed to be sealed in my juvenile record. I'm not having this conversation.
I'm not pregnant; I'm just fat.
Those hookers were already in the trunk.
I............can't read.
I woke up coated in the stuff, and one thing lead to another.
There is a fair amount of anecdotal evidence which would seem to indicate that my parents are in fact cousins. And by cousins, I mean siblings.
I could have sworn he was a she.
I heard "job", not "shake".
I'm not fat; I'm just pregnant.
created Nov 14, 2011 08:54PM PST
poll #26
?
Cats
Bulldogs
Mastiffs
Beagles
German Shepherds
Labs
created Nov 12, 2011 06:48AM PST
poll #27
KNOW YOUR GEOGRAPHY SERIES
Which nation is populated with the most attractive people?
Which nation is populated with the most attractive people?
Way to keep it classy, asstard! We couldn't do a poll on "most innovative people" or "most progressive people", with an eye to celebrating important traits and accomplishments?
Czechoslovakia (according to my extensive Maxim research)
Brazil
Sweden
the dominican republic!
Russia
Italy
Canada
Norway. The beautiful sweedes are in fact norwegian.
U.S.A.
Japan
Columbia
Andorra
Sri Lanka
created Nov 11, 2011 09:28PM PST
poll #28
We've conclusively confirmed that Batman can beat Superman. Who else can beat Superman?
Wonder Woman
Nobody else gets to beat Batman's bitch
Your mom beats him all the time
Darth Vader
The Hulk
Jesse Custer
Aquaman
Mr. Mxyzptlk
My Grandma
created Nov 11, 2011 08:25AM PST
poll #29
Continuing with the superhero theme, there have been some pretty awesome superhero movies in the last few years. However, there have been some really craptastic ones too. Which crap superhero/comic book movie do you hate the most?
Ghost Rider. Nicholas Cage. Do I need another reason?
These are all pretty fucking lame.
The Fantastic Four.No need to distinguish between 1st and 2nd.
Alucard
X-Men 3: The Last Stand. This is the best vehicle you could give Phoenix? And you didn't even get it right.
Daredevil. Words fail to describe the horror.
Elektra. Both words and American Sign language are inadequate to describe the horror.
Catwoman. Admit it, guys still watch this mess to see Halle Berry in that catsuit.
This is too hard
The 1994 Roger Corman Fantastic Four flick.
Spiderman 3. Too much angst. Too much dancing. Too much everything.
Batman Forever. Val Kilmer before he got fat.
Batman & Robin. Batnipples and hormones.
Green Lantern (however, this does not mean I didn't enjoy Ryan Reynolds in that suit)
Supergirl I think I vomited in my mouth a little just now.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Even Hugh Jackman, a truly awesome Wolverine, couldn't save this steaming pile.
Captain America. The one with JD Salinger's kid as Cap.
Superman Returns. Snore.
created Nov 10, 2011 09:17PM PST
poll #30
Best "Groo-ism."
Cheese Dip.
Groo does what Groo does best!
This is the hidden message.
A fray!
I can plainly see that!
Did I err?
