This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
Please tell me all I need to do is eat more bananas (AKA BUNNY SAVE ME FROM MY MISERY) or "I hate my aching head"
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smetchie
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Jul 19, 2011 01:40PM
I have been getting a headache every afternoon for nearly 2.5 weeks. OTC painkillers only help a little. I'm getting fucking pissed off. Please someone tell me they know of a miracle headache cure.
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I think tension because it's NOT sinus or migraine and it is accompanied by tense muscles. I was thinking dehydration too because I've been really busy at work any maybe not drinking as much water. But drinking lots of water and gatorade didn't help. I'm now so desperate that I'm actually going to give up alcohol. THE HORROR!
I hear decapitation will help cure a headache-- you could try that.I've been told that apple cider vinegar, preferably organic unfiltered, will help with headaches. Two tablespoons twice a day. Also supposed to help with blood pressure and digestion. I tried it, with mixed results, but quit because, well, it's vinegar.
I'm going to try Bunny's first, Tom, but if that doesn't work I won't rule out decapitation.
Sounds to me like a standard case of unborn twin putting pressure in the brain.
Rusty wrote: "Sounds to me like a standard case of unborn twin putting pressure in the Fixed that for you.
Yes it was easy, and obvious. I couldn't help myself.
Actually, it was supposed to be "on the brain", but my I-touch always thinks it knows best.
It obviously has no idea how unborn twins operate.
Maybe a bug crawled into your nose/ear while you were down by the river with Monkey and now it's eating your sinusus/brain.Try using a neti pot or dangling something shiny outside of your orifices and see if you can tempt the fucker back out.
I've been getting a headache all week but I think mine is due to going from 110 degrees + outside then to 65 degrees everytime I walk in a building. It is so damn hot here.Smetchie, I get headaches like that a lot. It sucks and they are painful. I use an icepack and most the time it works. My chiro sometimes uses Myofascial Therapy when nothing else will help, which is a very weird thing to experience, but it works. It gets all the tension and stress out of your body.
Kristina wrote: "Maybe a bug crawled into your nose/ear while you were down by the river with Monkey and now it's eating your sinusus/brain.Try using a neti pot or dangling something shiny outside of your orifi..."
raw hamburger is supposed to work too!
I don't know about that facial stuff, I tried giving my wife one when she had a headache and it just made her knees sore.
I'm with Rusty, I think the unborn twins are pregnant.
It's better than giving up alcohol.
The ice packs did help a bit while I had them on.
Monkey wrote: "Kristina wrote: "Maybe a bug crawled into your nose/ear while you were down by the river with Monkey and now it's eating your sinusus/brain.Try using a neti pot or dangling something shiny outsid..."
That happened to my cousin. Her unborn twin is a real slut.
Have you tried drinking more alcohol?Especially in the afternoon?
Upgrade your tinfoil hat-- the CIA is using their mind control ray again, and that could be causing your headaches.
I know this is just a little relief and nothing big Gretchen but rosemary, mint & tea tree vapors sometimes help me, as well as putting dried eucalyptus around your shower head before taking a hot shower.
Also chocolate. Doesn't that help everything?
It definitely helps you recover from a dementor's kiss.
Erika wrote: "I know this is just a little relief and nothing big Gretchen but rosemary, mint & tea tree vapors sometimes help me, as well as putting dried eucalyptus around your shower head before taking a hot ..."Hippie. Had to be said.
I read in a recent AMA Journal that sex helps with tension headaches.**You're welcome, Harry.
I heard that, too. They said that it was funny that women used the headache excuse when men could just point out how helpful sex is for headaches. Why didn't I think of that?
Tom, I knew someone would say it but where was Rusty on that one? Tom - 1
Rusty - 0
Erika wrote: "Tom, I knew someone would say it but where was Rusty on that one?"Rusty was busy letting hippies in his back door.
Erika wrote: "Tom, I knew someone would say it but where was Rusty on that one? Tom - 1
Rusty - 0"
Tom can beat me to the punch all he wants, but that doesn't change the fact that his Prius calls him a hippie on a daily basis.
smetchie wrote: "Thanks Erika!!I like hippies."
That's (one of the reasons) why you're part of the problem.
wait! Greatchen likes hippies!!!!????? ewwww!
it don't matter how you love a hippie! if you love a hippie you a hippie lover! and you must be destroyed! !!!!
Alfonso wrote: "wait! Greatchen likes hippies!!!!????? ewwww!"
Gretchen is the product of hippies.
your parents were hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????
Monkey, sore knees are far better than a headache right?
Rusty, I've been using the sex cures headache angle for years. Well, attempting to use. Even for my own headaches!
Alfonso wrote: "your parents were hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????"...and worse
what they french canadians too!!!???? ewww! you a hippie spawn! how do you live with the shame!?
god damn you, Rusty! have you anyidea how hard i've worked my entire life to forget aout fucking mimes!!!!! damn you!!!!
Alfonso wrote: "god damn you, Rusty! have you anyidea how hard i've worked my entire life to forget aout fucking mimes!!!!! damn you!!!!"Why were you fucking mines?
Tom wrote: "Alfonso wrote: "god damn you, Rusty! have you anyidea how hard i've worked my entire life to forget aout fucking mimes!!!!! damn you!!!!"Why were you fucking mines?"
when you grow up on the street, you can't be picky where that next dollar comes from.
either it's getting better or I'm getting used to life with a headache.
from wikipedia:"In 1960, Lawrence was appointed Town Manager of Provincetown, Massachusetts. That August he made a request to the state government to provide financial aid to help fight the infiltration of Beatniks into the town."
fuckin' infiltratin' beatniks!
It hurts! My head still hurts! And my Dr's phone has been disconnected.
seen a specialist?I think it's a bad sign when your doctor's phone is disconnected.
smetchie wrote: "My head still hurts!"Want to see if Myke Hawk can help tonight.
And the room goes silent. Chin up sport I'm sure that wasn't the first time you won that response and it probably won't be the last.
Old lady update: I got glasses for the computer. No more headaches but my ego took a big hit.OY!
