TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Bella Swan (a.k.a leading idiot of shame)


Hoorah! how much longer do you tink people will still be poluted with twilight-disease before they cross over to the dark side? *laugh evilly*

Hi everyone......I share an account with my friend Grace, but Im Icefire........*Evil smile*
*Lunabell* wrote: "I love the Twilight Series, but I'm starting to see a different angle here. Bella is sorta pathetic. In the first book, she thinks she's being a hero and everything by facing a sadistic vampire, ju..."
Totally agree.
Totally agree.
Grace wrote: "Hi everyone......I share an account with my friend Grace, but Im Icefire........*Evil smile*"
ICEFIRE!!!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! *spazzes out* *faints*
ICEFIRE!!!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! *spazzes out* *faints*
-_-* Twilight: She actaully likes death more than love. I think this is the sentancce;
From the cheerful topic of my death, we were now suddenly declaring our undying love. or something like that
New Moon: She just died. It's sad.
From the cheerful topic of my death, we were now suddenly declaring our undying love. or something like that
New Moon: She just died. It's sad.
yeah....I remember that sentance because IT WAS ABSULT IDIOTICY!
the whole 'saga' is absolute idiocy, if you ask me...
lol, anyway....back to topic
My friend wants to be Bella, and yet, she is a total copycat of me. O.o Now that's just insulting
My friend wants to be Bella, and yet, she is a total copycat of me. O.o Now that's just insulting
OMG!!! how could ANYONE wanna be BELLA, of all people?!
......it's insulting, I tell you. She tries to be a tough, and yet....*Imitats friend* "Edward is HAWT"((Yes she says it like that))
lol!
I dumped 5 of my friends for..
1) Hounding me for not reading Twilight and after that, sccreching at me for hating it.
2) For wearing Twiliht outfits......*Shudders*
3) Hitting me.(And I hit back in the gut)
I dumped 5 of my friends for..
1) Hounding me for not reading Twilight and after that, sccreching at me for hating it.
2) For wearing Twiliht outfits......*Shudders*
3) Hitting me.(And I hit back in the gut)
POor girl....she fell and she laied there for half a minuet....good thing: I wasnt caught!
do you know why bella is so pathetic????
She is sooo dependent, she cant go a week without her boyfriend, she's weak, she cant fight, the whole "Love at first sight thing"......
I could go on and on
I could go on and on
me too. and why didn't edward turn her into a vamp until the 4 book?? talk about stupid.
Yeah, with all that talk about a "Soul". We dont even know if we have a soul!
what soul, o my soul. their just really stupid.
they want the cast and director of twilight to do the maximum ride movie too
they want the cast and director of twilight to do the maximum ride movie too

Im slow!



so...I can see that "the crazy twilight fans" love her because of her beauty, charm and mysterious "glow", but isn't that a camouflage for mediocrity, stupidity and that fact that she is so useless.?


Oh, for god's sake. Remember when we had to explain what a vibrator was? Gurrah."
LOL really??
Bella: "I'm soo brilliant because I know the meaning of the word 'misogynistic' but I'll never get a boyfriend because I'm such a klutz! Oohh!" I mean, it was okay when I was five...and watching Little Mermaid 24/7. But for a book that's supposedly the successor of Harry Potter? SM, you have got to be kidding me. And can't she stop going on and on about how hot Edward (or Jacob, the slut (Bella the slut, not Jacob)) is for at least half a page? And stop complaining about what a horrible person she is for the other half of the page? The first person perspective was awful. It just made me hate Bella even more.

Edward waz gne 4 how lng?? && she waz thinkn he must have moved on but then she still doeznt make a move wit Jacob Black... HOW STUPID CAN SHE BE!!!!
&& then az soon az Edward comez bak she jus drops Jacob when he iz "SUPPOSEDLY" her best friend...
Bella makes me sick how she acts towards Jacob && Edward... She feels BAD 4 nt seeing Jacob && acts like her && Edward are an old married couple when they were only goin out 4 WHAT?? half a year or something...
Bella SUXXXX!!!
thats jus what i think anywayz...
sorry to the ppl who like her...



Just another point of interest that proves how idiotically retarded the books really art. - End of rant-
LOL Sorry about that, I know it was off topic but I HAD to get that out there. And yes, Maegan, in my not so esteemed opinion...the movie-book cover looks stupid beyond all stupidity! LOL

Edward can't read Bella's mind because SHE HAS NO MIND.
I can't believe it took me that long to figure it out!

Please, not another one, this is a Twilight HATERS group.
OMG and you have jenifer's logo!!!!!!!

Twilight:A Disturbing Exploration Into the Dark Side of Romantic Passion
*snicker* got the description off of the back of mah friends copy of wuthering heights... it describes twilight very well...
Books mentioned in this topic
New Moon (other topics)Breaking Dawn (other topics)
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