TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Bella Swan (a.k.a leading idiot of shame)
YAY!! deadward is dead for good!!! (team tylers van)
idea! take deadward to the beach and make sure its really sunny. then make him sparkle and wait for the seagulls to be attracted to the shinyness. (or wait for fangirls with ADD or ADHD i forget which one likes shiny things) to attack him!
hmmm... me has a better idea... *plays da end song of sweeney todd* just keep livin it! always livin it! *pushes deadward in the oven* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Turns oven to maximum and waits a while.Ding!
Deadward cookies anyone?
COOKIE!!! *grabs a handful and stuffs them in face* EWWWWWWW! They taste like poopy vampires!
ew... yeah, yo mean sparklepires... XD
ick i got glitter in my cookie,now its in my teeth!
*brushes teeth with the entire tube of toothpaste*
I hate Stephenie Meyer and Twilight and DumbAss Edward-oh and don't forget that doofus Bella.I'm on the dark side now right?
ANYMORE COOKIES????????????I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE COOKIES.
Amphitrite wrote: "Ain020596 wrote: "ANYMORE COOKIES????????????I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE COOKIES.
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Here u go! wait, what kind do you want?
Hey, just being in this group put u in the dark side; veeeelcome ^^"
YAY! CHOCOLATE CHIPS!
Its nice to be on the dark side!:D My new slogan shall be: the Dark side is brighter than the Lighter side! GETTIT? Brighter? hahahah! ...Ok nevermind. heheeheh:P
I don't think clumsiness is really that bad, because some people can't help it. The problem is, the way Stephanie Meyer describes it, Bella is so clumsy she's basically a threat to national security, which is almost NOT POSSIBLE. She's also a complete idiot. First of all, she decides that if Edward leaves her, she'll completely fall apart and try to kill herself. I thought relationships were about TRUST. Shouldn't she know that Edward just wanted to protect her? Second, she gave up college for a BOY. It's just going to be harder to get a steady job without an education. She must not have a conscience if she's planning on having her husband pay for every little thing she needs. Third, she chose Edward over Jacob. I'm not saying Jacob's perfect, but Bella said that when he smiled, her entire world lit up. Would you rather have a guy like THAT, or pretty boy Edward? Finally, Bella just has a certain air of Mary-Sueness (I have no idea how to spell that) about her. Is it because her life just becomes perfect or is it because she suddenly becomes the best heroine since Joan of Ark (not my opinion; Stephanie Meyer just writes it that way). You be the judge.
Phantompickles wrote: "Ellie:XD. *dies of laughter* That icon is made of win.
I wonder if the Death Note could be used to kill vampires, say.... our lovely little emo Cullen?
Dancing dimond:
I smell fresh meat. *..."
if you think about it, deadward is not the only emo cullen!!!
why has no one taken jasper into count?
i think he can be counted as emo if he goes around with an expression of angsty torment because he's thirsty all the time (oh boooo frickety hoo, get used to it).
bella bella bella...I'm ashamed
In real life if some disco ball with legs walks up to your door and says I'm older than your grandfather and BTW i watch you sleep, she would be getting a restraining order that not even al capone would mess with.
Transformers 2 is in theatres and people are worrying about an emo vampire frolicking? shame.
Daisy132 wrote: "I don't think clumsiness is really that bad, because some people can't help it. The problem is, the way Stephanie Meyer describes it, Bella is so clumsy she's basically a threat to national securit..."
Amen.
Amen.
I didn't mind her in the first 10 pages of the first book. Then she started being all "oh, poor me! I'm the new girl! Look at me cry!" I've moved 8 times. It's not that big a deal. Then, she got obsessed. She's completely stupid. She thought Edward hated her. So what does she do? She looks for him everyday. Even though he HATES HER. Does that make any sense? NOT REALLY. Then they get together. She wants to be with him every second. That's just clingy and creepy. No self-respecting person would do that. That's also not love, but obsession. Then, she's all self-sacrificing in the end. She's not gonna tell edward to avenge her, cuz she doesn't want him to be hurt. If he's as tough as SM describes, I'd want him to kill the SOB. Maybe that's just cuz I'm an angry person . . . ;D
no, but that WOULD be interesting to watch...
Hi guys, if you love taylor lautner like me but simply hate everything else about twilight, help me critisize these 2 sneak peeks, none of which are in the trailer. You can send the word around though. part one, bella riding bike, taylor and hotness, edwards's (omg, i laugh like crazy) GHOST:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyldfq...
part 2, saving edward...blahblah, lots of hysterical panting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_EUZW...
Well, if you dont like taylor just critisize anyway. (ps, i hate his hair. and the deadward's ghost part is hilarious)
Amelia wrote: "I didn't mind her in the first 10 pages of the first book. Then she started being all "oh, poor me! I'm the new girl! Look at me cry!" I've moved 8 times. It's not that big a deal. Then, she got ob..." HAHA!! THIS IS THE BEST GROUP EVER!!
eap deadwards ghost!!!!!!!1 vampire dont have ghosts!!!!!!!!!
w.t.f.*slaps forehead*
where do we even begin?
lol, sorry, i just saw the vid w/ deadwards ghost...
Ya!!! i was like, OMG that's HILARIOUS!! i was laughing my brains off!!!!!
So many people are in love with him or something, just like the Jonas brothers. They scream whenever they see him. I think both stink. I mean, they're just 17 year old boys. Or somewhere around there Im presuming.
Peyton wrote: "So many people are in love with him or something, just like the Jonas brothers. They scream whenever they see him. I think both stink. I mean, they're just 17 year old boys. Or somewhere around the..."no way, kevin is like, twenty or something! lol. ( i don't hate them but i don't love them either )
its like two teenagers and the old guy with sideburns.
I don't hate the jonas brothers, but I have a SERIOUS dislike for them. Which is different than twilight (which I hate with the passion of a thousand fiery suns). I just don't like the music. They sound like chipmunks on crack to me. Female chipmunks on crack. And everyone seems to think they're amazing, but there's nothing original about them. That's all I gotta say about THAT topic.
"Thats all I gotta say about THAT topic" that's kind of a lot for 'that's all'
lmfao
GUYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM! SOMEONE WENT TO THE DARKSIDE AN HE DIDNT GET A COOKIE! NOW HE MADE A PIECE OF FLAIR ON FACEBOOK SAYING-ya, Ive been to the darkside... they lied about the cookie thing
yes it was funny, BUT SERIOUSLY THEY NEED A COOKIE!
WAT ARE WE GOING TO DO! OUR REPUTATION IS BEING RUINED HERE!
Ellie wrote: "For Those familiar with Death Note:*snicker*
And a little story to go with it...(I can't resist.)
Light: Yes...yes...finally what we've all been waiting for...
*Light laughing quie..."
lol Niiiiiice. She's the worst... Oh, hi! I'm new here! I came cuz I love books and hate twilight. My username is I*Rule*All, but call me Jessie.
TWILIGHT HATERS
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DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU PERVERTED FREAK!!!!!!! *STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* NOW JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE WITH YOUR SPARKLY ASS AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
hooray!