Bella Swan (a.k.a leading idiot of shame) Showing 551-600 of 1,004

[Rose]

Ugh... I'm gonna go slide over that away......

[Alicia]

I don't think the different is THAT great... seriously, I think SM is rather ugly. In the rich, snobbish sort of way, the sort of person with no inner beauty. If the guys think SHE was pretty, they must think pretty girls are ugly and ugly girls are pretty

[Nightshade]

She just called all the girls at her college ugly. Wow, what a great role model.

[[deleted user]]

So basically, in Meyer speak, 'normal'= ugly

[[deleted user]]

i hate Bella... i luv twilight but Bella is an idiot. She cant even walk without having to be protected by Edward or Jacob.. She is soo retarded.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sammie*cant get over him* wrote: "i hate Bella... i luv twilight but Bella is an idiot. She cant even walk without having to be protected by Edward or Jacob.. She is soo retarded."

Hear hear! *sees Bella trip after she tried to protest how she doesn't need a man*

Uh... guess you're still retarded... wait, we shouldn't even use that word. Using such a term is an insult for people with disabilities! No one is as mentally and physically incapacitated like Bella...

[Nightshade]

Wait, I just reread that SM thing. She basically called herself pretty and complimented her own appearance, whilst calling all other females at her school ugly/plain/below average in terms of physical beauty.

Wow.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

O.o that woman is fat as!!! (no I didn't mean fat ass, even though she has one :P)

[Rose]

The Y chromosones??? Who says that?

[Nightshade]

NO ONE.

[Nightshade]

Exactly. I don't think she's particularly ugly, but then again, she's not OMG SO PRETTY either. She's just... average. But the thing is, in press pictures, she's always wearing that really bright/dark lipstick (or whatever) and it makes her mouth look big, and the overall effect is a little... well, it's not very flattering. :/

[Rose]

I think she's U G L Y SHE AIN'T GOT NO ALABY SHE UGLY EH EH SHE UGLY! She has skin as white as paper, eyes as small as nuts, lips as big as bright as...... as.... I don't know.

I'm a big judge on looks for celbs, or people who think they are famous.

[Keara]

Alibi, I believe...

[Kimathy]

she is just not attractive at all to me lol not at all.

[Keara]

Lawlz. I wonder what Pancho looks like. *Google Images it*

[Kimathy]

who the heck is Pancho??

[Keara]

Oh my dear Lord up above!

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepub...
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/08/...
http://www.yabookscentral.com/cfusion...

Anywho... Pancho. He looks slightly decent.
http://assets.bizjournals.com/db_imag...

[Keara]

Yeah.

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

ew.....

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Your Friendly Neighborhood Grammar Nazi wrote: "Oh my dear Lord up above!

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepub...
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/08/...
http://www..."

I actually think Smeyer looked beautiful in them :)

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

kimathy wrote: "who the heck is Pancho??"

Smeyer's husband...

[Nightshade]

Your Friendly Neighborhood Grammar Nazi wrote: "Oh my dear Lord up above!

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepub...
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/08/...
http://www..."

AHHHH!! Stop trying to be sexy! You're a MOM, for crying out loud! AAAHHHHH!!

[Keara]

1) She just looked like she belonged in a prom horror movie. *bleh* Bad makeup-job.
2) She looked good in this one, whoa. *surprised*
3) Too plain and already smug. That smile has "I think I'm better than you even though I'm really just a big turd poisoning the world" written all over it.

But hey - beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, right?

[Kimathy]

~*~ Candy-Rain ~*~ wrote: "kimathy wrote: "who the heck is Pancho??"

Smeyer's husband..."

i feel bad for that poor man! :(

[Nightshade]

Yeah... I mean, he has to put up with all the "OMG EDWAARRDDDDDD SO HAWTTTT ,<333#3333" stuff that probably floods their house daily.

[Kimathy]

*shudders*
one sec i think i have to go and vomit. why hasn't he divorced her pigheadedness Mrs. Meyer yet?

[Keara]

Perhaps she's good in the sack.>.>








o.o Did I just say that?

[Kimathy]

yes yes you did just say that lol.

[Nightshade]

*shudder* *puke*

Hmm... I was just reading a blog by one of my absolute FAVORITE authors (Shannon Hale FOR THE WIN), and then she talked about how she was friends with Stephenie Meyer...

"NO, SHANNON! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!! NOOOOOOOOOO-" *bursts into bitter tears of resentment*

[Kimathy]

awww maybe they are just friends because SM is forcing her.. it will be ok :P

[Nightshade]

I was so sad. I still am. :'(

[Kimathy]

just be strong! :[ together we can get through this.

[Rose]

Holy Shitaki Mushrooms those are Stephanie Meyer??? I'm gonna go throw up now (hilarious youtube video, type in Eating Blended KFC on YouTube, it's by computernerd101)... *goes in emo-corner with Rose* Well I cracked up when you said that.

And yes, you did just say that, Nazi (nickname).. it was hilarious.

[Keara]

:) It was, but it just surprised me by the suddenness of my perversion...

[[deleted user]]

i only have one thing to say about this idiot
Bella
Swan enough said

[Nightshade]

Wait... what?

[Rose]

I don't get it either....

[Nightshade]

Yeah.... Could you elaborate a little, Erika?

[Keara]

Huh? That's not very explanatory... *PS! Sorry if I spell things wrong. My stupid phone does'nt have a spell-check.*

[Rose]

Ah...........

[Nightshade]

OMG! The Grammar Nazi doesn't have spellcheck!! :O

[Keara]

I don't on my phone! But now I'm on my laptop - all is well with the world.

[[deleted user]]

Once again, SuperLaptop saves the day!

[Rose]

But there's not a spell check on GR....

[Nightshade]

Mac computers have automatic spell check, regardless of whether you're on the Internet or Microsoft Word or whatever.

[Rose]

OH.

[Nightshade]

Yeah.

MACS FOR THE WIN

[Kimathy]

yah, i have a PC and it sucks, by the way...













windows seven was my idea

[Nightshade]

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[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

I have Windows Vista, I hated it at first, then end up liking it :) I wonder how Windows 7 would be like :P