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Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Bella Swan (a.k.a leading idiot of shame)
message 951:
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Rose
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Dec 20, 2010 05:51PM
All I can say is yes! Yes to you, Tiggles. Yes.
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zomgbqq ROSE! HI!
I was thinking the other day, why is it that Bella practically faints at the sight of a tiny bit of blood during biology class and then in New Moon and Eclipse, she is completely unaffected and even later in Twilight she is unaffected. And of course in Breaking Dawn, she becomes a vampire and thinks Edward hunting is beautiful instead of collapsing on the floor. The fainting bit is not what annoys me, what annoys me is that it seems inconsistent like SM only included that in the first book so that Bella would run into Edward and later she completely forgot about it and then Bella magically gets over it completely when she becomes a vampire. I don't think someone who is affected by something as small as that would get over it and be completely unaffected by things that are a lot worse, and surely even Bella would have the common sense to realise that if you faint because of blood, becoming a vampire doesn't make much sense.
Rose wrote: "Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ wrote: "zomgbqq ROSE! HI!"HOLY CRAP! OLIVIA!! Where've you been!!?!??!?!?!? :D"
My computer crashed. And then I had a lot of stupid work. But I'm back now!!! :) And I think we need to renegotiate Ryan's weekly contract, because I can't remember when he went to you and when he went to me. All I can remember is that Wednesday is his day to shoot movies and stuff.
I think that, instead of having Bella queasy when it comes to blood (which, as you said, resulted in a lot of awkwardness later in the series when she becomes a vamp), if Meyer really wanted Bella to be escorted out of her biology classroom to the nurse she could have just made Bella cut her finger on a knife when they--I don't know--tried to dissect frogs.
Augh, her blood phobia...better yet, why can't we see some puking action? I have a blood phobic roommate (h-haha, funny story behind this...), and man, if Bella needs to be escorted out of a room, then she needs a puke bucket.
My mother's first husband would faint just by looking at a drop of blood......Or at least that's what she told me.
Yes, agreed! Also, loser must buy a cookie for the winner ^_^
Okay. Good point ^_^But when will he shoot movies? :P Maybe he can take two days off from each of us for shooting movies when he's on contract?
Hahaha! :D I wanna see Green Lanternnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!And yes. Laser tag for fun while he's shooting.. And coffee and cookies or muffins afterwards? ^_^
YES!! :D Man, you're just full of good ideas today!
Ahhh!! **cowers in corner** I was just... I was just saying that you were especially full of good ideas that day!! O_O
I was bored so I decided to do this mary sue test on Bella, Edward and Renesmee. We all know they are mary sues but is was fun to see how high they scored. The scores I got may be slightly different to what someone else would get because of different meaning taken from each question. Renesmee- 47
what the website says about score- 36+
Fan fiction authors, you might just want to start over. Role-players and original fiction authors, at this point your characters are likely to provoke eye-rolling and exclamations of "yeah, right!" from your readers. (Well, at least from me.) Immediate work over is probably in order.
Edward- 94
what the website says about score- 50+
Kill it dead. Or make sure you read the instructions properly (some people don't do this, which causes freakishly high scores) and take the test again.
And finally, mary sue number one,
Bella- 100
what website says about score- same as Edward
OMG MANDIE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT MARY SUE TEST FOR WEEKS!!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!Now I can test Blake and Lita and Adalyn....oh and Rei and Anna and Lucri and....EVERYONE!!
THANK YOU!!
According to these test usually my characters are Mary Sue-s. I don't mind, because they are generally not a main charcter and I only get high scores because I like to abuse my OC-s.BTW, on the whole blood issue. I always wonder about when these kind of women get their periods. I mean, the amount of blood there is not a drop.
Haha!Rei got an eleven, which is okay. But I probably could have opted out of that "Does society frown on your character" question because OF COURSE SOCIETY FROWNS ON HER!! SHE'S AN ASSASSIN!! SHE USES THE BLOOD OF SMALL CHILDREN TO PAINT THE WALLS OF HER CITY!!
SMALL CHILDREN.
Rose wrote: "Xd lol Kidding. I'm in good humour right now, for some reason. XD I won't hurt ya!! :D *offers her a cookie I saved from last night's New Year's party* I ate too much sugar so I can't really stand ..."COOKIE!!! O_O *nom nom nom*
thanks! So i have been really looking for a good group to discuss how poorly written the Twilight saga is written... any luck here? :/
*laughs* We bash her writing all the time, kinda....but we do.
haha, yeah, the one thing i really don't get is why would you make a vampiar sparkle... *laughs*
hahaha, my friend dressed up as edward on halloween... all he did was dump a bag of sparkles on his shirt and put clear duck tape all around it.....XD
XDNo, the Edward costume.
But I do like smiley faces.
Hm...Edward parody costume...how would you make Bella?Put fake blood on your wrists, maybe?
Oh, no, wait...she fears blood.
That is a good question, how would you do Bella?
Sorry, I didn't flip the page and didn't see yours....I'm sorry Rose!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!! *bows down to Rose* Please don't hurt me, Overlord Rose, please spare my pathetic life as kindness to your all-knowing heart.
Rose wrote: "XDNo, the Edward costume.
But I do like smiley faces."
lol yeah i'll see if i can post a picture of it, :D
Yay!!!!And thank you. :) I work very hard on groveling.
But I seriously do....If I don't do a superb job at it my sister will never do anything for me....
Serious i like the series but, i understand that she is one of the most stupid girl i have heard of movies and books shit man
Gods just how much more obvious could it be Ms Meyer?Your fhken sorry excuse of a protagonist is THE worst heroine in the histroy of literature. I would rather go and kiss catherine from wuthering heights, I hate bella so much.
Oh and i believe that Tara Gilesbie [a.k.a author of google dubbed worst fanfiction ever] made her fiction on HP world based on your fhken crap.
Yes Meyer m talking to u.
God, damn u to the deepest pits of hell -__-''
Kiara wrote: "Gods just how much more obvious could it be Ms Meyer?Your fhken sorry excuse of a protagonist is THE worst heroine in the histroy of literature. I would rather go and kiss catherine from wutherin..."
ummmmmm.........
do you think you could not use that language, please?? it makes me a bit uncomfortable.
Zarah wrote: "Kiara wrote: "Gods just how much more obvious could it be Ms Meyer?Your fhken sorry excuse of a protagonist is THE worst heroine in the histroy of literature. I would rather go and kiss catherine..."
Uhm...could u not read it?
no, it's not that, the fact that you're cussing is making us uncomfortable.
message 992:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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I do understand some people being uncomfortable with this, but this is a free speech group, just don't insult others is the basic rule.
and Amani only did swear twice through out. It's not as bad as other posts O_O
Twilight is the most disgusting novel I've ever read and I don't think I'll ever come across another book that would top that
uh....you guys who hate twilight and post on twihards' and twilight lovers im doing what you do ALLLLLLL the time you fricking argue that twilight is should never have been made and it's stupid well here is some suggestiuon for you keep your ose out of other people's business. If you hate twilight so much why do search for twilight items if you hate it? that's just being ignorant and an annoyance i hate people like that im a kid and even i know that's just stupid and pointless today im showing you what you do to oher people(fans of twiligt) i watchd twilight youtube video and guess what i saw? stupid comments about youguys saying 'i hate twilight' 'it's stupid' 'never should have been made' QUIT BEING DOWNERS IT'S POINTLESS I HAE HUNGER GAMES AND I DON'T DO WHAT YOU DO? oh and MESSAGE 50:BY ROSE you idiot!!! i's a novel a story a romance a fictional story it's madeup you're pratically saying no one n write FICTIONAL stories w/o it been NONFICTION used from their REAL life even though the story is fricking MADE UP....this is how i know this: the story is about VAMPIRES IN OUR TIME PERIOD AND WOLVES PROTECTING HUMANS FROM THOSE VAMPIRES BYE SHAPESHIFTING INTO A WOLF FOM A HUMAN. My argument is that VAMPIRES AREN'T REALLLLLLLLLL!!! idiots!!!!!!!! i apoligize to those who do not do this to twilight but do dislike twilight. i wish that you wouldn't say hate but dislike. i am sry if ou like hunger games i won say hate next and like i would waste my time in a online club discussing how much i DISLIKE AND THINK DISGUSTINGLY OF TWILIGHT. three words: WASTE OF TIME. AND THX FOR WASTING MY TIME HATERS. i mean im not even in a twihard club people....... GET A LIFE. (p.s this is my anger and resentment agaist those whowast my time and patience ranting on about how 'vampires don't sparkle' bela's stupid and lifeless' -etc.- guess what 1.)all original tales about vampires aren't real bc VAMPIRES aren't real!!! 2.)guess what ge the hell over it)
WHEN YOU SAY YOU HATE TWILIGHT A MILLON TIMES A DAY GUESS WHAT IM GOING TO SAY TO TO YOU-- get the hell over it move on and get on with life since you think life is soooo crappy. im bred people im going not readig anyones reply to this i have life sooo um.. grab urs too HATERS.
HEY LOOK I REALIZED U GUYS FINALLY GOT A LIFE LAST WAS 4YRS AGO HURAY 4 YOU.........
Wow wrote: "HEY LOOK I REALIZED U GUYS FINALLY GOT A LIFE LAST WAS 4YRS AGO HURAY 4 YOU.........".........and yet here we are. Seriously, what are you even doing here? There's nobody left here to even try and argue with you except for me. I will admit it freely, I have no life.
Unless you count my volunteering at our local museum.
Unless you count my music career.
Unless you count my film study group.
Unless you count my cosplay group.
Perhaps you should get a life and learn some capitalization.
Uhhhh....Okayyyy.....Wow, if English is not your native language, then please ignore everything that comes next in this post.
Wow, your grip on grammar is similar to that of a man holding a bar of soap in a prison shower. It's not much of a grip and painful to watch in action. Your lack of punctuation is akin to a rabid dog on caffeine pills with none of the release that the dog will feel when the dog is finally put down. Ultimately, what I'm trying to say is this: just stop before you hurt yourself. Your entire post was a car accident of words vaguely aimed at the group and you failed miserably when attempting to change any minds about whatever it is you were trying to say. What I will point out is that if hating is such a waste of time, then why hate on us?
Pretty much sums it up.
what do edward and jacob see in cry babey she does nothing but screw thing up gosh!!! worst of all kristen stewrt played her
Bella is a complete contradiction to her name.. 'Bella' is the italian word for beautiful and SHE is NOT beautiful.. she is a desprate freak.. I mean I am a huge feminist so I hate the way bella NEEDS edward.. This gives us women a horrid name.. its like bloody Meyer is trying to say that women HAVE to be helpless, clumsy, dependent and all that nonsense. I hate that.. that is my opinion about this pathetic excuse of a heroine...
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