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Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Bella Swan (a.k.a leading idiot of shame)
...You people are disgusting. I hate marshmallows and other stuff of a gooey nature.
I like marshmallows. NOT love, but they're okay.
Did you know they were invented in Egypt?
that's very interesting i did not know that...
I feel the need to say somethign smart like but I don't know what... um...Um..... UM....
Yeah I got nuddin.
The first documented mention of the word 'golf' is in Edinburgh on 6th March 1457, when King James II banned ‘ye golf’, in an attempt to encourage archery practice, which was being neglected.heheheehe did that sound smart at all?
Not really. It sounded like you pasted it from a website.Did you know that they made Mario's hat and mustache because the technology wasn't advanced enough for hair and a mouth?
And why do you know so much?? Um... um!! Something smart, something smart...
Facebook.It's amazing the pages you can find on there.
...yes...it was directly from the internet...
☺MYHAPPYMONSTER wrote: "Facebook.It's amazing the pages you can find on there."
I don't have a Facebook, yet I still know all sorts of stupid, pointless facts.
Oh! Like when you give a dog CPR, you can't blow through its mouth. You have to hold its mouth shut and blow into its nose. Isn't that freaky?
A chicken can't think more than three things at a time
ME: You're a chicken.
Chicken: Cluck!
Me: You can only have three thoughts at once.
Chicken: Cluck!
*Chicken thinks about this*
Me: 1+1=2.
*chicken faints*
ME: You're a chicken.
Chicken: Cluck!
Me: You can only have three thoughts at once.
Chicken: Cluck!
*Chicken thinks about this*
Me: 1+1=2.
*chicken faints*
Ah. Interesting.Last year, I knew this kid who said that his middle school English teacher knew nineteen ways to kill a man with her bare hands.
you are! :pi know....things about....stuff...OK fine. Nothing.
It's okay, Kimathy. Not everyone is as awesome as Rose and I are. *pats head*
OH!! Horses can't throw up!! In order to throw up you need air, and a horse's mouth is only connected to it's stomach, unlike humans where it is connected to both our stoamch and our lungs. Thus horses don't have the air to help force out the puke!! YAY.Um... more facts, more facts. Um............ Gaw, I wish I was as full of useless facts as my sissa.
The oldest goldfish lived to be 45! He outlived his own master! He was so old, his scales turned silver!!
The largest litter of dogs ever born was 24, born to a mastiff... or maybe it was a pitbull. Sadly, four of the pups died.
Roald Dahl, after his son was hit by a bus, invented a machine to help clear the liquid out of one's head!!
Um... Um... random childhood facts... random childhood facts...I got nothing.
Cockroaches can live for 9 days with their heads cut off.The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to five feet in length.
In Cleveland, it's illegal to hunt mice without a license.
A car traveling 100 MPH would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
Ants never sleep.
No word in the English dictionary rhymes with "month".
The human brain is 80% water.
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.
The parachute was invented by DaVinci in 1515.
Your right lung takes in more air than your left.
There are 86,400 seconds in a day.
A goldfish has a memory span of about three seconds.
Singapore only has one train station.
The earth is approximately 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons. (So double that and you get pounds.)
The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight'.
The $ is a U combined with an S.
Maine is the toothpick capitol of the world.
Barbie's measurements if she were life-size: 39-23-33.
The tune for the alphabet song is the same as "Twinkle, twinkle".
Des Moines has the highest Jello consumption in the U.S.
'Pinnochio' is Italion for 'pine-head'.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Great Britain was the first county to issue postage stamps. Hence, the postage stamps of Britain are the only stamps in the world not to bear the name of the country of origin.
Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece and Australia have participated in every Games.
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
The first coast-to-coast telephone line was established in 1914.
On Sesame Street, Bert's goldfish were named Lyle and Talbot, presumably after the actor Lyle Talbot.
Louis IV of France had a stomach the size of two regular stomachs.
Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
The newest dog breed is the Bull Boxer, first bred in the United states in 1990-91.
The first hard drive available for the Apple ][ had a capacity of 5 megabytes.
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
Basketball is a famous American sport invented by a Canadian who was working at a YMCA in the U.S.
The hardness of ice is similar to that of concrete.
The average cocoon contains about 300-400 metres of silk.
The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".
No president of the United States was an only child.
Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
Most lipstick is partially made of fish scales.
AND
There is no theory of evolution. It's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Rose wrote: "At least comfort yourself in this fact: every second of every day, people as awesome as us excrete awesome-dust from our pores as opposed to sweat because we're just so full of awesome, so that mea..."...yes it is quite awesome! :P
I dunno.To prove our awesomeness.
I believe I deserve an Awesome Award, seeing as I was the first to post an interesting fact. "Marshmallows were first made in Ancient Egypt."
i must say i quite agree with that last fact! :]
I have a fact:
The following statement is true:
The previous statement was false.
The following statement is true:
The previous statement was false.
After a while of looking, it's not that confusing. Just lay it flat and it make sense.
It just did. On my computer screen. >.<
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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I love optical illusions! :P Dey it funness!
That's confusing!!I seem to be the only one who doesn't enjoy optical illusions....
Hrm? Oh, you mean Bella! Yeah, she does. :/
Yup!! She can't do anything and without someone constantly hovering over her, protecting her, she'd be dead before the first book.
Ellie wrote: "For Those familiar with Death Note:nice post using such an amzing anime heheh but yea myer is using her ulter ego (aka bella) as her horny teenage self i went to see the moive and god forbidd that i ever lay eyes on another vampire....( dont mind the warewolfs....just saying...) seriously thou i think if it wasnt so....whats the word pathic she might have earned some respect from that book but nope all gone bye bye meyer *waves as she falls to her death * hehehehe
*snicker*
And a little story to go with it...(I can't resist.)
Light: Yes...yes...finally what we've all been waiting for...
*Light laughing quie..."
ARE U GUYS MAD OR WAT???TWILIGHT IS D BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN FICTION!!
PLEASE JUST STOP INSULTING STEPHANIE/ BELLA/ CULLENS !!!
PLEASE!!!
"Bella is a complete idiot who is forever cursed with klutzyness and retardedness to the point where she has to go around chasing after mythical monsters and falling in love with them! Who could possibly be that retarded!? None other than the famous moron Bella Swan!"
STOP CALLING BELLA A MORON!!
i think you (Mona) not belong here.this group are for people who doesn't like Twilight,not for Twi-lovers.We have our own opinion
Chill, Mona. What's the point of joining this group just to yowl at us for simply voicing our opinions. Really, if it was right to yell at people for what they think, don't you think we should be yelling at your "Team Edward" club just because we don't like him??No, frankly, I don't think any of us have resorted so something so low and distasteful. So please leave us be with our thoughts, and we'll leave you to yours.
Yesh, very well said. I even felt scared and you weren't even talking to me.
message 898:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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TWILIGHT IS D BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN FICTION!!
PLEASE JUST STOP INSULTING STEPHANIE/ BELLA/ CULLENS !!!
PLEASE!!!
"Bella is a complete idiot who is forever curs..."
Hahahahahah!!! I just found out Meyer's real name!!!
Stephanie Bella Cullens!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKY NAME!!
that name it's too sweet to be true..you know? it's like eat too much sugar,after that your teeth and stomatch become sick
Stephanie Bella Cullens. that definitely does not roll off the tongue.
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