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TPBM finds funerals happier occasions than weddings, if only because funerals are final. The person who died can’t decide he’s unhappy with death, only to summon you to a second funeral, then a third.

TPBM would love to meet a Gray."
I would love to met Guy, but I make a point of not meeting those I have a high opinion of.
I didn't know Guy ..."
Hahaha I have no idea how I misread that. I think you changed your post after I already posted my response :D

TPBM finds funerals happier occasions than weddings, if only because funerals are final. The person who died can’t decide he’s unhappy with death, only to ..."
Um, sorry I disagree. I find funerals terrifying because I always have visions of the dead getting up and eating me.
TPBM loves the smell of roasted garlic?
No.
TPBM has kept old receipts in his/her files/purse.
TPBM has kept old receipts in his/her files/purse.

TPBM is very organized in some ways and very disorganized in others, but isn’t much in between.
Even grocery receipts?
Very true! I did some 'organizing' at home a while ago but still...
TPBM can't think of anything to write now.
Very true! I did some 'organizing' at home a while ago but still...
TPBM can't think of anything to write now.

TPBM is in the middle of a fascinating book!
[I'm in a middle of three books harhar, all of which are fascinating but other things demand most of my time, I got stuck.]
Before, but I've learned my lesson.
TPBM will write a poem/story for this week's contest.
Before, but I've learned my lesson.
TPBM will write a poem/story for this week's contest.

And I was considering putting on a poem, but it is very difficult theme this week.
TPBM is horror struck that dinner time comes around every freaking day!

TPBM loves receiving handwritten mail.

TPBM would do anything for love, but they won't do that
What exactly is that? Lol now I have to get this song out of my head.
Yes, I do most of the things out of love. It is a motivation, usually.
TPBM thinks that olive oil adds flavor to certain dishes.
Yes, I do most of the things out of love. It is a motivation, usually.
TPBM thinks that olive oil adds flavor to certain dishes.

TPBM likes to eat at greasy spoons.

TPBM like to watch Merlin, all day, every day. (Or just likes to watch Merlin, I'm not picky.)

TPBM prefers real books to electronic ones.

TPBM loves fried chicken gizzards but hates liver

TPBM has set his drink down somewhere, and wherever he set it down, it isn’t where he is.

TPBM tends to take over an hour to drink a single cup of coffee.

TPBM makes their coffee anyway excluding the automatic drip machines

TPBM has written at least one haiku they feel is worthy of the name.

TPBM indulges his delusion that Eastern philosophy can work in the Western World.

TPBM has a habit of misreading important words which then go on to completely change the meaning of what they were reading in the first place??

TPBM takes something along to read while at weddings, and finds horror to be a genre that goes well with them. It seems like comedy in contrast to the proceedings.
(Lol @3667)
None of that.
TPBM wants to sleep all day.
None of that.
TPBM wants to sleep all day.

TPBM wants to take a chainsaw to the rubber chicken clan, the whole damn pack of them!
Lol! No, I don't have anything against the rubber chicken.
TPBM feels relieved that a busy week is almost over and looks forward to a year-long vacation.
TPBM feels relieved that a busy week is almost over and looks forward to a year-long vacation.

TPBM is craving creme brûlée for no apparent reason.

Well, I guess I am. I mean, I would, if they were real.
TPBM loves Greek Mythology.
according to Starwars.com
Tauntauns are a species of snow lizard found roaming the windswept snow plains of Hoth. The Rebel Alliance domesticated the swift creature during their stay on the ice planet, and used the animals for patrol duties outside Echo Base. The animals came in useful as the Rebel technicians had difficulty adapting their repulsorlift speeders to the subzero temperatures. Though tauntauns are sure-footed and well equipped to handle Hoth's daytime temperature, the chilling extremes of a Hoth night will prove deadly.
I don't have.
TPBM thinks that Belly has a tauntaun fetish.
Tauntauns are a species of snow lizard found roaming the windswept snow plains of Hoth. The Rebel Alliance domesticated the swift creature during their stay on the ice planet, and used the animals for patrol duties outside Echo Base. The animals came in useful as the Rebel technicians had difficulty adapting their repulsorlift speeders to the subzero temperatures. Though tauntauns are sure-footed and well equipped to handle Hoth's daytime temperature, the chilling extremes of a Hoth night will prove deadly.
I don't have.
TPBM thinks that Belly has a tauntaun fetish.

And, yes, I do think Belly has one.
TPBM wishes they had both the patience and the time of day to bang out a short story for this week.

TPBM will never look at a lizard the same way again

TPBM doesn't believe Belly when he says he doesn't have a goat fetish
I love peanut butter
TPBM likes mango caramel bars.
TPBM likes mango caramel bars.

TPBM would take the chance to have a ice cream with moose tracks!

TPBM likes peanut butter and honey sandwiches
Books mentioned in this topic
The Pillow Book (other topics)Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fiction and Illusions (other topics)
Zen in the Art of Archery (other topics)
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing (other topics)
Measure for Measure (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Sei Shōnagon (other topics)Epictetus (other topics)
Zhuangzi (other topics)
Morris Berman (other topics)
Stephen LaBerge (other topics)
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TPBM is glad the EPA hasn’t banned spray starch.