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TPBM finds random popcorn confusing. Mildly intriguing, but confusing.

LoL!

Guy: Yes! Of course. [Tries to keep his smile from betraying how knowing the answer to a Pandora question stroked his ego.]
Pandora: [Pauses, waiting.] Well?
Guy: [A little flushed.] You mean you want me to elaborate?
Pandora: [Taps her fingers and looks up towards the ceiling.]
Guy: [Clears his throat. And suddenly his tongue felt too big and his mouth too dry.] It is one of the famous Taoists arguing that the Tao is in, er, I mean. Chuang-Tzu points out that dirt has as much right, I mean is as alive, as— no, I mean it,… I mean, dirt is as special as, I mean as spiritual as— Not spiritual, I mean…
Pandora: [Puts up her hand. Guy goes quiet.] Feeble effort to steal the brownie! [Smiles.] It means that even in 'dirt' like Frank there is Tao. The energy of Life doesn't separate the deserving from the undeserving. All get it's sustenance from Tao, without differentiation.
Guy: [Smiles.] Does this mean that Frank has just as much right to get an audience with you as the dirt stuck between your toes?
Pandora: [Laughs.] Of course!
Guy: But! But you've been keeping him waiting! Aren't you being a hypocrite?
Pandora: Not at all! Tao is just as much in the top of K2 as the smallest mote of dust caught in the hairs of my nose. And in the same way, Tao's existence in snow and ice doesn't mean that I need to freeze at the top of K2 to feel parables of truth.
Guy: But doesn't that just make you a snob?
Pandora: [Laughs.]
Guy: [Opens his should bag and pulls out a cookie. Double chocolate and soft.] Want one?
Pandora: Only if the person below you wants a glass of milk to dip it in with us.

Kirilee: Why, of course! Milk is delicious, though I've never tried a (paused, looks at package) a double chocolate cookie?
Me: What are you talking about? I've made you plenty of double chocolate chip cookies!
Kirilee: (huffs) But yours don't taste good! You burn them!
Me: I'll burn you if you don't shut up.
Kirilee: I'm the one with fire powers, remember?

TPBM has never heard the kazoo version of Dvorak’s New World Symphony.

TPBM loves everything about Halloween except the candy.

TPBM was NOT affected by Hurricane Sandy but as FYI now knows that TP-Above-M was! :P

TPBM was dared by their professor to wear their halloween costume to class today.

TPBM received from a significant other a delightful Halloween card.

TPBM has already finished off two cups of strong coffee this morning.

TPBM is surprised that only one macabre story has been entered so far for this week's contest.

TPBM is furiously working on a story.

TPBM is joyously working on a story.

The person below me knows the difference between 32-bit XP and 64-bit XP.

TPBM recognizes that failure is life helping us learn who we are.

TPBM would like a double-tall breve mocha.

TPBM is looking out at a dark and dreary day, filled with rain and black clouds.

TPBM is taking a U.S. Gov. exam.


And no. I'm happy.
TPBM is a cannibal.

TPBM finds that driving offers an ideal opportunity for studying a foreign language.

TPBM likes to workout in the gym everyday.

TPBM likes Daniel Craig and feels that he is doing an awesome job as the new Bond.

TPBM prefers writing popcorn to writing short stories.

TPBM wonders when Uther is going to die in Merlin and how in the world their going to be able to watch season 4 since it's not on netflix.

And yes, I am wondering that. DEATH TO UTHER!!!!!!
TPBM has an odd taste in music and media.

Hi Al! I'm fine. I was writing my blog and my (weak) story for macabre and working. How are you? Cold gone? Recovered from exam blues? Moving forward?
TPBM has read Mary Stewart's Merlin books.

TPBM has already stopped at a coffeehouse this morning for something loaded with caffeine and chocolate.

TPBM has less than an hour and a half to get writing done before babysitting today/night.

TPBM needs to quickly get stuff done so they can write today. I'm so excited!!!!
Books mentioned in this topic
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Measure for Measure (other topics)
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Sophia: [Ignores him.]
Professor: [I little more loudly.] I said 'I don't understand the appeal to anyone of this thread'!
Sophia: [Walks away to see if she can find Guy.]
Professor: Hey! [He starts calling out more loudly.] Didn't you hear me?! I said: 'I don't understand the appeal to anyone of this thread'! [He looks around trying not to look impotent. Mutters.] I don't imagine that the moron below me will actually hear me, either.