(Required Homework for Every Hater) I hate that Jackie’s idea of introducing ourselves didn’t catch fire in the I hate Men thread.

[The Crimson Fucker]

lol, Char, you was a little too aggressive on that one... I don’t have a problem with people who like it old school... but I don't like it... hairy pussy leaves traces on my mouth that I don’t enjoy...

[Charissa]

sorry alfonso... you had to take it on the chin for all the times I've had to hear it from some guy about shaving my public hair. Shaving hurts, and so does waxing. I guess some women like it, but they'll get the pubic hair off my cunt when they shove my rotting corpse into a pine box and roll me into the ovens.

don't know what to tell you about the hair in mouth thing. Never bothered me. But dude... you can't go around hating hairy vaginas without expecting repercussions. It's a little misogynous.

[The Crimson Fucker]

You know I’ll settle for trimmed pussy… I mean I take care of mine I just ask for the same thing in return… I think is a matter of taste… i only encountered hairy pussy once… and I didn’t like it, I didn’t like how it felt on my mouth, or my hands and that’s all. Misogynous? Nevah!

[Lori]

OK true confessions! Who has a shaved or waxed pube?

Not me, no way. Altho I started to trim it several years ago.

When I found out women were waxing, WAXING, their pubes I was completely agog. First, does this society want to go back to prepubescent or what? Second, pain for that kind of questionable beauty is just not worth it. For me anyway. But it does seem like the younger people do this. To this I say, to each their own.

[Lori]

And your comment just reminded me there was a real True Confessions magazine that we girls at camp in the 60s used to salivate over. Oh were they sick, but we couldn't get enough of those stories.

[The Crimson Fucker]

I shave on special occasions… and I always keep it trim. Waxed? I had a little bit of my arm waxed and I don’t understand how a human being can wax anything… that aint human!!!! it should be used as torture!!! you put some wax on my balls and ask me anything and i dont think i'll be able to hold anything...

[Lori]

Oh! New torture devices for all jihadists! I wonder if the puritans in our government have ever thought of that> And, is it OK with the Geneva Convention?

[Charissa]

i know a woman who gets a Brazilian wax sometimes. If somebody tried that on me I'd kick their teeth in. There are not enough sedatives on the planet.

Trimmed and tamed is fine by me. I ain't no purist or anything.

I'm not saying you mean it to be misogynous, Alfonso. I'm just saying it comes off that way when all you say is "I hate hairy vagina". You gotta walk a little softer, if you're gonna carry the big stick.

[Rusty]

Wow, I mean DAMN...as usual, this thread has taken a detour into a scary neighborhood. But I feel kind of rude making so many comments without introducing myself, so here we go:

My name is Rusty. My favorite color is royal blue. My favorite shape is the little-appreciated hexagon. My favorite movie is Gladiator, or Braveheart. My favorite book is probably The Count of Monte Cristo, and I hate that there's no quick and easy way to inform the driver behind you that you consider him/her a dumbass. You can honk your horn at the driver in front of you, and give easily understood facial expressions and/or hand gestures to people driving on either side, but in order to express your feelings to the driver behind you, the only sure way is to roll down the window and stick your hand out.

[Sally]

Wow, I'm with Rusty, this thread has gone terribly, terribly awry! What in the world! This is getting to be like clockwork, every night the threads turn ugly as the whiskey bottles start runnin' dry.

My name is Sally, really Sara, but I go by Sally. My favorite color is chartreuse. Not really, I'm pretty partial to the color of the sky. I like the shape of snowflakes. My favorite movie is True Romance, and I hate it when people touch my neck.


Sharr, can I join Donna and call you Rizzo?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Montambo, I do have more issues than time magazine… I’m quite aware of that… I think we just had a little misunderstanding here… calling me an ignorant and a retard (and I am) over my taste in female’s pubic hair style got me a little mad (I don’t know if you remember that thread were I said that I don’t stay quiet… well I really meant that, my big dumb mouth is the reason why I will get killed one of these days) now let’s get this clear: when I said: “I hate hairy vaginas” I was just expressing my personal taste… k? No hating on women (I don’t think I’m capable of that) I was just making a joke. so calm down people lets go back to our happy ways =)

Charrissa, hug????

[The Crimson Fucker]

stupid word spell check!!! i knew i was right!!!

[Lori]

Sally - I recently saw True Romance and I loved it!

Rusty - Monte Crisco is in my top 5.

What a surprise my name is Lori! Favorite color is twilight blue, as in the deeper blue of Van Gogh's sky in Cafe Terrace http://www.overstockart.com/cafteratn...

Favorite shape, um, hourglass.

[Rusty]

Well Sarah, those Australians have beaten us to the punch again. Damnit! I was already jealous of the 5 months of vacation they seem to get each year.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Monte Crisco? A new kind of sandwich, perhaps? Sounds a bit greasy...

[Charissa]

oh Fonzie... :::hug:::

And you can call me Rizzo if ya want to... I don't mind (said just like Flower says it in Bambi).

[Lisa]

Hi, my name is Lisa and I'm an...wait, that's another meeting.

Favorite color: Green
Favorite shape: Sushi
Thing(s) I hate: Garden slugs (I was thinking that before the conversation about salting them, and the only reason I haven't salted the damn things is that salt will kill my garden soil, too), being on call (shit, did I leave the pager in the bathroom? Oh well, it's frickin' loud, I'll hear it), crappy beer, debt, social conservatives (no offense to the handful here that lean right, but it's my livelihood I'm defending, here, I'm in mental health with those on medicaid).

(Color I hate: Pink; shape I hate: garden slugs, but not the big giant banana slugs with big eye stalks, those are cool)

[Lisa]

I totally need to, I just need the right containers. (Of course, then I have to actually buy crappy beer, and I don't think the slugs will drink six of them...)

I guess I'm supposed to sink the containers in the ground so the top is level with the soil, and I'm supposed to use something the size of a tuna can? But I don't have any tuna. Or any cheap beer.

So I guess this weekend I'm eating beer-marinated tuna...

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Canned pineapple?

[Lisa]

Beer-marinated pineapple?

Wait...I'm developing a recipe for some sort of beer-infused sweet-and-sour chicken...this could be great!

Drowning drunk slugs + creating a potentially awesome recipe = kick ass.

[Lisa]

I was picking them off the sugar snap peas, but then I couldn't figure out what to do with them. I could flick them into the neighbor's yard, but then they'll just come back. The neighbors are just growing english ivy and cigarette butts (theatre school). Maybe some eyeliner.

Though I suppose I could take the plank out to the driveway and salt it, satisfying my childhood cruelty...I mean, curiosity, and not affecting my soil.

[Tracy]

ok, so, i 'm at work, and the turn this thread has taken has the potential to get awkward. but, i'm going to comment anyway.

• sarah, there was a thing on thinkgeek recently about LED doohickeys you could put in your rear windsheild, that would show a smiley face or say something like "get off my ass" (or maybe a middle finger. that would fun) depending on what the driver set it to be. i'm too lazy to find the link now, but it was very tempting.

• as for the other topic at hand, suffice it to say, it's really not worth it. not because of the pain or whatever (it really doesn't hurt that bad, honestly). but it's expensive, doesn't last very long, and requires a lot of concerted effort to properly prepare. plus, awkward small talk with the beautician. if there was an effective way to do it at home, alone, it would totally be worth it. but, it's sort of one of those things that one can't do to one's self, and also, not something to trust an amateur to do, so... yeah. not really worth it.

[Novi]

Although I've posted some comments here, I am a newbie, so might as well introduce myself.

My name is Novi and it is Novi because I was born in the month of November (my parents were maybe too lazy to think of a more interesting name, although I like my name just fine).

My favorite colors are black and red and all shapes are the same for me.

And one thing I hate the most right now is the traffic here in Jakarta, Indonesia. If there were traffic in hell, I would imagine it would be Jakarta's traffic where you can go to a place in 20 minutes at 2 am and cover the same route in 1.5 hours at 7 am. Those Australians might get their inspiration from the traffic here, because it seems like a very appropriate gadget to own when you're driving on the streets of Jakarta!

Oh, and I hate to feel that reading your comments here in THC has been some sort of a guilty pleasure for me.

[Novi]

True, no guilt... ;-)

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who do her make up and read a book in the car. Although I also eat my breakfast, write some notes, and clean the inside of my car. I know I'm not going to be a danger to other street users because the car is mostly not moving anyway.

[Sally]

Oh, I totally drive with my knees sometimes, if I need both hands to, say, eat a taco with.

[Tracy]

i definitely could use that "please please please let me in" LED. apparently, turn signal means "please, everybody in the relevant lane, please speed up and pass me so i don't accidently cut in front of you, thus delaying your trip by 3.8 seconds."

argh.