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(Required Homework for Every Hater) I hate that Jackie’s idea of introducing ourselves didn’t catch fire in the I hate Men thread.
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May 28, 2008 10:53AM
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Yum, meat. I tried being a vegetarian a couple times in my life. The longest I've lasted was about a week and a half.
my name is tracy (kitten tracy on here sometimes), my favorite color is PMS 1795 (a very, very bright red. not just any red, but that particular red). my favorite shape is a question mark. or the number five, maybe an ampersand. they're just pleasing shapes, with all those curves and straight lines coexisting peacefully, and they make me happy. i hate people who walk slowly. and also, i hate other drivers.
Vegetarian was one of my new year's resolutions. I was a veggie for some years until I got pregnant. I don't understand it. I'd never had steak before in my whole life then boom I was like "I NEED STEAK NOW!". Then again, I'm assuming those women who ask for pickles on ice cream never had that before either. But seriously....I wanted steak and crushed ice. After birth, I went back to thinking steak (a hunking piece of meat on a plate) was not appetizing.
lol i thought tracy was talking about menstrual stuff.
Kitten Tracy, what is that color chart thingy from? :)
pantone chips. i'm a graphic designer, as is my partner (sort of), and most everybody i know does something similar for a living (or is dating/married/somehow related to someone who does), so sometimes i forget that most people have no idea what the hell i'm talking about. :)
(it's probably quite sad and pathetic now that i think about it that i don't really have any friends i didn't make at work or in school...)
so, are we listing favorite stuff now? favorites are so hard, because i like everything. hates are much easier and probably more fun to list.
I think there's a specific list of favorites, somewhere earlier in this thread, but I can't be arsed to find it for you. Sorry, charlie (Kitten Charlie). If it makes you feel any better, I refuse to answer the favorites question without a specific thread dedicated to such a list.Why would that make you feel better? I don't know either? Hmmm...
*shutting up now*
Maybe we should list hated colors, shapes, etc.My name is Jackie, I hate puce, rectangles, and beer. Especially green beer.
what color is puce anyway? in my head, it's always a weird, sick green (like the color the sky turns during tornadoes and summer thunder storms). but for some reason, i think that that isn't right, and that i do, in fact, know what color it actually is, but it doesn't seem like it should be, so i never remember it. if that makes any sense.
I don't even like the word puce. Too close to puke, I think.From Wikipedia:
Puce is a color that is defined as ranging from reddish-brown to purplish-brown, with the latter being the more widely-accepted definition found in reputable sources. It can be used as either a noun (the name of the color) or as an adjective (something having that color).
The Oxford English Dictionary dates the use of "puce" (in couleur puce) from 1775. The word comes from French; puce literally means "flea", as the usual flea coloration is either dark reddish-brown or dark purplish-brown.
I just looked up puce the other day because someone mentioned it in a post. It's a disgusting reddish-brown, like a flea.I always thought it was a greyish color.
most hated color: pinkmost hated shape: fleur de lis
most hated book: Lolita
most hated movie: titanic
most hated drink: beer
Most Hated Name: Steve
Most Hated Color: It's an even tie if we're talking about hot pink or lime green, but the combination of those two colors trumps either one independently.
Most Hated Thing: That right now I've got a mental image of Alfonso as the Goldilocks of vaginas "This one's toooo hairy, this one's tooooo bald, But THIS one's just right!!!"
p.s. Stop trying to blame me Montambo!!
Most Hated Color: It's an even tie if we're talking about hot pink or lime green, but the combination of those two colors trumps either one independently.
Most Hated Thing: That right now I've got a mental image of Alfonso as the Goldilocks of vaginas "This one's toooo hairy, this one's tooooo bald, But THIS one's just right!!!"
p.s. Stop trying to blame me Montambo!!
Pink and green, L. L. Bean, Harvard here we come!There was a "preppy" fad during my high school years, and that was the preppy anthem. Remember The Official Preppy Handbook?
Anyone?
It sucks that we can't look Sarah straight in the face when she said that. It would've worked (if she's a bad lier).
I hate that as soon as I started this thread, I was going to list "puce" as my favorite color and now I can't because you have already post-ed it to death...
I hate that I am so late to this game I have no idea what are the requirements. Now I can't do my homework, I feel out of the loop, and why the hell do you people amass 88 comments in one frip-frapping day!
I KNOW! I feel your pain Sally. Why can't they just slow down! Most of the things they say are irrelvant anyways!
puce sounds awful, like a combo of diaherra and puke.
Totally relevant, Seth. I want to participate! *jumps up and down, uses left arm to support right arm, raised achingly high*
Most of what we said is irrelevant????? How dare you!!! I’ve learned so much about puce today that I feel like I can’t take it!!! PUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!! I can’t believe s actually a color!!! I used to think that it was the well puce!!! Now I’m going back to my 8 a clock vagina inspection... BBL
You guys have the amazing ablity to keep focused on the topic at hand. Oh and I love sushi!
I'm sorry, but this from a man who couldn't even touch his cousin's panties on Sunday? Now we've moved on to full-on inspections of the innards of panties?
Seth, I can't even look at your avatar without seeing floating granny boobies.
Sally, thank you for remind us of that... now i see granny boobies floating on puce
This whole puce talk came from talking about PERIODS! WTF!?ps: yes, I read those granny posts, I will never be the same! *shudders*
Did you take the picture whilst visiting the octogenarian-swingers' tubbing party?
fuck, know I'm picturing Granny naked in a pool thats color is puce!
But I made this nice tray of Bloody Marys and crudettes! C'mon, just take off your manties.
*throws rotten eggplant at the khaki pant display*
how the hell y'all manage 10 post while i was cooking the okra???
Is 8 a clock vagina inspection code for cooking okra?
Uh... I check your friends, it's Jenifer Eric.
Seth, here I just solved your problem… you wanted somebody sexy on your friend list… well that’s my in all my glory
No, but that’s a 99 cent gordita behind me!
Well, if all you want is to look cool and you don't have to talk to her, whats the big deal? Unless you like doing the right thing.....
Seth, I don’t know how people eat them bowls… you know how many caolories are on a southwest steak bowl?>??? here: http://www.chowbaby.com/fastfood/thre...
guahahahah, go and check how many there is on a nacho cheese beef chalupa and remember that there is 2 on a combo...
Ah, here we go. Another Seth and Alfonso show!
Forget the calories! Just exercise more!
Emma, one of my favorite quotes: Exercise is a dirty word...Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
My name is Charissa, but for some godforsaken reason people on here have taken to calling me Char... i have no idea why they think that is a good nick name. I have no idea how they are pronouncing it, but it makes me think of charred hamburgers, or a char woman of London... neither of which I find flattering. I should have gone with the same on line name which I had been using since 1996, but noooooo... I had to go and use my real name.My favorite color is RED (no I am not a communist, thank you). My mother told me I couldn't wear red as a child because it would clash with my hair... and I have been obsessed with it ever since.
My favorite shape is the male shoulder. What can I say, I'm a slut.
I hate that some people don't know the difference between the vagina and the labia and the vulva. Nobody's vagina is hairy, you morons. The vagina is the inside part, where if you are very very lucky, some nice woman might allow you to someday put your erect penis. The hair grows on the outside, which is called the vulva. It's hairy because it contains a mystery, which obviously, since you despise it's natural state, you are too miserably retarded to ever guess at. I curse you with being left alone with your hairless, silicone enhanced, airbrushed facsimiles of women until you beg on your knees for cunt, cunt, any cunt, yes yes, give me the hairy one please, i beg you.
Doesn't the desire for hairless vaginas make you worry you might be into prepubescent girls?And You tell 'em Issa!
LOL... thanks Donna. I like that you pronounce it Shaa... heee. But Riz is better! My friends call me Dak or Daki sometimes, but that makes no sense here since I didn't use my on line name, which is DakiniGrl. My godson calls me Aunt Dak and when I go to pick him up at his school they get confused when I say that my name is Charissa. It's all so confusing. You call me whatever you want. The girls I babysat growing up called me Mud... LOL!
ermmm, Char, I do know the difference, I originally wrote: mount of Venus, and pussy, and deleted the 2 of them cuz I didn’t like it... and I hate hairy VAGINAS, cuz I like eating pussy a lot and that’s how I felt like writing it... take your insults and shovel them thru your cunt you bitch =) (I still like you but I don’t like to be attack over something that’s obviously a freaking joke)
if yer gonna dish it out then take it like a man, Fonz. : P
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