This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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(Required Homework for Every Hater) I hate that Jackie’s idea of introducing ourselves didn’t catch fire in the I hate Men thread.
Hi, I'm Amanda, you may make up a nickname for me if you like--gives it a nice personal touch, I say.My favorite color is... Ummm... I can't decide. Olive green, today.
My favorite shape is a 5-pointed star.
And now I hate Alfonso for hating hairy vaginas.
Amanda, how about Fluffy? GUAHAHAHAHAHAH (sorry couldn’t help myself)
That Arrogant Prick, I’m working on the post for the next movie ask… give me a few I need to clean my house first ( I’m off today )
I'm Emma, my favorite colour is lavender. My favorite shape is the heart (how the hell did I end up in this group?) And I hate George Bush!
My name is Theresa Nicole Sorrels.My favorite color is dark blue.
My favorite shape is, umm, I don't know. Seriously, Alfonso, a favorite shape?! I suppose I will have to say an erect... :) (I'm at work, I have to behave myself.)
And, at the moment, I hate mosquitoes in the bathroom.
...Shall we expand this fun? Favorite movie, book, vacation, food, alcoholic drink, etc?
Sarah, I hate that too! Seriously, every time I see my stepdad or brother (he's a realtor), I get harassed about buying a house. It is so irritating!
I'm Gus, my favorite color is blue-ish, my favorite shape is the shape my middle finger makes when someone pisses me off, and I hate shaved pussy. But you already knew that.
Seth, I know you asked for Alfonso's opinion, but I'm going to give you mine too (on the movies in your lists that I have watched)... :)Con-Air (this is a guilty pleasure of mine - I like this one, but don't own it)
XXX (horrible)
Heat (long, but relatively enjoyable)
Judge Dredd (amusing when the actors try to "act"; Snipes is amusing in it)
Falling Down (book was better)
Point Of No Return (Fonda is a badass in this movie... this was one of my favorite movies as a teen)
Elektra (snoozefest)
IT wasn’t an exercise when I created!!! But one of our evil moderators edited me!!!! I always knew this day was going to come!!! I’ve been edited and I haven’t even been published yet!!! Wtf?
Oops, thanks Seth. I'm getting Falling Down confused with something else... it was a book (then a movie) about a guy in a plane crash who goes all crazy afterwards because he lived. Oh, a little search of IMDB and here I go: Fearless the movie and Fearless by Rafael Yglesias.
Well, Snipes was enjoyable in Demolition Man. I also enjoy Judge Dredd whenever they show it on TV. Guilty pleasures, both of them.
My name is Carlie. My favorite color is blue (midnight, baby, and electric). My favorite shape is the outline of a butterfly. And I hate child molesters.
I hate Seth for hating marriage and arguments. WIthout arguments, you can't truly know what evidence you have to support one particular point of view over another.And I hate cancer sticks too.
Aren't marriage and arguments the same thing?I don't know why I said that. I've never been married...
Seth, have you read Fearless? The movie was good, but the book is better. More detailed... the plane crash is freaky!
Marriage without argument is not a marriage.
Believe you me.
Believe you me.
That's why I like this club. I have only once "disagreed" with someone here who resorted to name-calling and personal attacks. Other than that, all my other arguments were actually fruitful. For instance, I now have more sympathy for pet owners thanks to my conversations with Lori.But perhaps Seth only hates arguments where there's raised voices and negativity abounds. Disagreements I guess are a whole separate issue.
I'm not in the league of hate that you are, Seth, so I'm going to list some minor hates that I have today to help put this thread of track. :)I hate that I smashed my toe in the accordian-style doors on our laundry room two days ago and that I'm still limping like an idiot.
I hate that I have two post-it notes on my desk from yesterday that I have no idea what I meant.
I hate that US Airways instituted a new rule that you can only check one bag for free. Money-grubbing assholes. How am I supposed to put all my clothes, bathroom stuff, etc in ONE bag?
I hate that I bought a bunch of peaches on Monday and when I went to eat one today, all but one were bad and the other wasn't ripe.
I hate that I stepped on a snail last night (on accident) and its guts/juices/whatever squirted all over my foot and sandal. Gross!
gross. you're totally coontaminated. Snail killer.
Oh, poor little snail. I rescued one from the sidewalk last week. Poor guy. He was pretty, though!
Actually, I switched my avatar BEFORE I read your post on hating marriage. I was bored with sunset... it was making me want to be in Hawaii again and that does not help me to be productive while at work.
Now that Seth is gone, somebody else explain to me his criteria for choosing an action flick starring a woman... I'm confused (as usual).
Now that Seth is gone, let's talk about him behind his back.or in front of his front as it were since he will check this later.
You guys feel bad for the snail?!?Screw the snail! Nasty little thing blew up on my foot!
Seth is a man of uncompromising solidity. I suspect his avatar will remain to the end of days.I might change mine, though. But I like the one I have for now. Ohhhh...
Theresa's mean today. I only called you snail killer bc you made a point to say it was an acident.
I just don't understand his criteria. I want in on helping him choose the rest of his ten. I don't want him to think I'm stupid, so that's why I have to ask when he's not here...
Seth's avatar is getting old and stuffy. He needs to change it up a bit.
Seth is old and stuffy so his avatar fits him well.C'mon.....you cant talk about someone behind their back and only say nice things.
Carlie, it was getting dark and I didn't see it lurking in the grass. I hopped in to the house with my foot off the floor until Greg gave me a wet papertowel. Nasty.
Carlie, heh! ;) And you called me mean!
If I was going to deliberately kill the slimy nasties, I would do the ol' salt trick.
Thanks for bringing back memories of my younger self pouring salt on earthworms. How does that work anyway?
I fear I will be reincarnated as an earthworm in my next life and some snot-nosed kid will pour salt on me.
Dehydrates their slimy coating? Guessing, not positive on that.
Well, when placed on earthworms, it cuts them in two. Does the same happen with snails?
I know how you feel Sarah. I feel so evil for what I did but as a kid it just fascinated me that you could split a worm in two without a knife. But you're right. I'd rather have it never mentioned again.
Carlie, weird about the earthworms. Huh, didn't know that. I don't know about the snails... I've just read about doing that or leaving out beer to get rid of them in the garden.Sorry, Sarah, didn't realize you liked the critters.
As long as the snails don't bother our cucumber plants and keep themselves out from under my feet, they are safe from me.
Yeah Theresa....that was just snail suicide. You cannot be blamed.Thanks Sarah.
Off topic... my BIOMED techs (all guys) just called me via speakerphone to ask me how many seasons there were in Sex and the City because they were debating and couldn't decide.*sigh* See what happens when you are the only woman in the office? (what was great is that I never watched the show and got to rag them about it)
Favorite movie: It's a Wonderful LifeFavorite book:
Kid's book - Mandy by Julie Edwards,
Young Adult book - The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley
Adult Fiction - Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Adult NonFiction - Videohound's Golden Movie Retriever
Favorite vacation: Hawaii
Favorite food: Lasagna
Favorite alcoholic drink: Mai Tai
Movie: The MatrixDocumentary: The Devil's Miner
Book: David Copperfield
Vacation: Bora Bora (never been there but club Ibiza looks like the shizzziite)
Food: Pate Chinois (Haitian shepherd's pie)
Drink: Black Russian
Favorite movie: The RundownFavorite books:
Kid's book - The Farthest-Away Mountain by Lynne Reid Banks
Young Adult book - The Vampire Diaries Series by L.J. Smith
Adult Fiction - Lightning by Dean Koontz
Adult NonFiction - Don't Bet Against Me by Deanna Favre
Favorite vacation: Tie: Puerto Vallarta and Alaska
Favorite food: Tri-tip
Favorite alcoholic drink: Cheap, Australian red wine
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Hi, I’m Alfonso (AKA The Takonator), my favorite color is red, my favorite shape is the female shape… and I hate hairy vaginas!