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[Félix]

Never lost conaciousness onece.

[Sally, la reina]

Spell check be dammed.

[Félix]

Who said that?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Mark Twain.

[Félix]

I just read his autobio. Didn't see it once in all 454 pages.

[Sally, la reina]

Snort.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sorry, I meant Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[Sally, la reina]

Snort snort snort.

I need a tissue.

[Félix]

Or was it Eva?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

As if.

[Félix]

Asif Gabor? Is that a brother?

[janine]

::is happy::

[Félix]

Excellent.

[Sally, la reina]

I've had a lot of wine tonight.

[Félix]

I am sick tonight. Not drunk. I guess this is the wrong thread. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis, perhaps slipping into pneumonia, which I had a couple three years ago.

On my flight back from Sacramento (up and down twice in just a couple of hours) my left ear went completely deaf and feels like a nail is stuck in it.

[Janice]

Larry, let's go behind the ficus with a couple of hot rum toddies and cough together.

[Félix]

I could go for that.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh my gosh Larry, go to a doctor. That sounds awful.

[Félix]

Tomorrow. Already have an appointment in the morning.

[Jonathan]

Gee whiz, Larry, get some rest. And have a rum toddy.

[Félix]

I think I will, thanks. I slept pretty well last night. But traveling today really took a lot of my energy.

Maybe just three or four shots of vodka.

[janine]

I hope you feel better soon, Larry!

[Félix]

Thank you. So do I.

[RandomAnthony]

Sally wrote: "I've had a lot of wine tonight."

What kind? Did you barf? Why wine and not beer?

[RandomAnthony]

Larry wrote: "I am sick tonight. Not drunk. I guess this is the wrong thread. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis, perhaps slipping into pneumonia, which I had a couple three years ago.

On my flight back from ..."

Jesus, man, get some drugs...that does sound bad...and then you'll be exhausted during the recovery.

[Sally, la reina]

Not feeling beer lately. Cab. No barf.

[Louise]

Man this thread was hard to find.
My mum just picked me up and drove me home from my workplace Summer party, so I've been drinking coca cola and water the last hour, and was NOT the most drunk person there :-) i think I need to shape up a little, I didn't have the stamina for more than 5 dances, maybe it waas the serious lack of oxygen in the room where the dancefloor was situated...

[Jonathan]

Too many glasses of beer. Lucky to have found way back to hotel. Now trying to operate these things called trousers.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh holy shit. Don't end up with a tranny!

[[deleted user]]

A tranny? As in transistor radio? (showing my age)

Glad you found your way home Jonathan. It wouldn't be the same without you here.

[Jonathan]

Yes. Home safe, Gail. No worries.

[Félix]

The wrong trousers, Jonathan?

[Félix]

Where are you Jonathan?

[[deleted user]]

He is probably sleeping it off. I loved the Wallace & Gromit reference Larry.

[Félix]

I actually watched that movie with Josh this past week. He loves W & G.

[Jammies]

Nothing like a late night drunken phone call with my baby brother to put a smile on my face!

[Félix]

Your brother is a drunken baby?

[ms.petra]

redneck/white trash 4th of July a smashing success!

[[deleted user]]

Way to go ms petra. Glad you're having a good time.

[Jammies]

Larry wrote: "Your brother is a drunken baby?"

He didn't cry or anything, but even when we're both drunk, he's still my baby brother!

[Félix]

Ah, of course. Must be an Ohio thing. No, I'm kidding. Just ignore me.

[Sally, la reina]

I've had a Mike's Lemonade and a Coors light with Lime. Feeling buzzy.

[Félix]

Buzzy is as buzzy does.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Does anyone else drink a few sips of their beer, then put it in the freezer and drink the rest after about 15 minutes?

[Félix]

You mean you haven't finished it in 15 minutes?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Mmmkay....

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

These are fine beers. Not Old Style.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Who?

[Sally, la reina]

It sounds like a frosty treat to me, Lg. These morons can't imagine not drinking their Hamms.

[Jim]

From the land of sky blue waters!