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Dec 06, 2011 11:51AM
Have one on me, kids. I haven't had a drink in about three weeks. The last time I did, it was watered-down draft beer at Coop's wife's 50th birthday party while listening to a band playing fractured covers of Cheap Trick and Britney Spears, the drummer in a New York Dolls t-shirt that I meant to ask him about but never got around to. WTF? It was brutal. The next morning my head felt as big as that Epcot orb. Time for a break.
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Been looking for a safe inebriated posting place... can it be true?
I drank quite a few glasses of wine last night, but ate enough mac and cheese beforehand to prevent inebriation.
janine wrote: "I drank quite a few glasses of wine last night, but ate enough mac and cheese beforehand to prevent inebriation."We had a lot of people in my house drinking wine, and I'm sure a few had too much. I wish one of them had been you.
Can I just point out that the inebriated post is really freaking hard to find when you are inebriated!I feel the need to entertain Sally, due to the previous anti-climatic let down, but may have lost my mojo finding the post...
That having been said, yes! inebriated, kind of mid-week (at least on a school night) which I choose to blame on the grown up children I baby-sit at work who can't behave without supervision! Now sober I am far too PC to tell them entirely what I think of them, but meantime 'how annoying!!' and childish and painful and uuugh!
You know I think I am a happy drunk, but now I sound like a bitchy whiney drunk...
And I wonder, is Sally entertained?
So, it may take me weeks to find the inebriated post again, but I'm sure I will be thinking of you ;)
P.S. last wine soaked thought - must get a xmas tree..!!
Cats feel softer when you're drunk. Like purring powder puffs.
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If I could have found my computer, I would have posted early Sunday morning.
Halloooo. Again. I would feel guilty about being inebriated on a Monday, but I don't feel much right now.
When you're inebriated you greet people in Dutch!
janine wrote: "Amber does."Cool! Hidden talent.
It's basically jenever (gin) with herbs. Bitter and herb-y.
Here Now! Feeling Terrific and Less Feisty today, thank you very much.
Yay! Now go watch the Rick Perry ads on TV.
Rick Perry is a dickweed. Michele Bachmann is going to get a whopping 2% on Tuesday, predicts Cynthia.
Oh Jesus, I really did not need to see that, Mr. Felix. Thanks for nothing.
You made the right choice, Sally. I, on the other hand, did not.
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*hugs back*Did I ever tell you about the worst year of my life? I was a sports writer in Iowa City and TERRIFIED that my editor would discover I really only had a half-assed idea of football rules. Typically when handing out stories, if the athelete(s) were female he would say, "send the girl." He never bothered to call me by name.
Great story. Is it true? All of my stories are true. Or ... at least they should be.
Full-blood truth. Press-Citizen, circa 1982. Cured me forever of newspaper journalism. Though once in a while Carl the editor would let me cover the police blotter, which usually turned out to be a hoot.Oh, and I will never forget my wage: $3.25/hr. No benefits, thank you very much. The only reason Mr. Cynthia and I did not starve to death was good family support and my weekend pizza-cooking job at the Green Pepper in Coralville.
It is kicking in, I drank some water.
janine wrote: "It is kicking in, I drank some water.":)
I'm starting on the wine-got a late start!
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