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[Félix]

Dishwater?

[Félix]

It would make me want to throw dishes.

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "I like that Heiderson said "mah bitches." I like that Heidi has her own bitches. She's so cool."

Damn skippy, I am.

[Heidi]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Heidi wrote: "I tried to find this thread last night to let y'all know I was d-runk w/ mah bitches, but I was too drunk to be able to find the thread.

Oh, Heidi, every now and then you remind w..."

Thanks? I love you too, RA?

[Cynthia]

I had some white wine last night and watched "The Green Mile." Love love love that movie. I did not want to wash dishes.

[Heidi]

I'm always amused to see that someone has posted a new post in the "If you're inebriated, post here!" thread on Sunday morning.

[Félix]

I agree, Cynthia. It is good.

[Cynthia]

Well, when I'm tipsy I am usually nowhere near my computer.

[Sally, la reina]

I was too inebriated to find this thread last night, I had two or three margaritas at my cousin's house last night. All of my uncles and my aunt (plus us grandkids and our babies) got together to celebrate my grandma's 87th birthday. It was a ruckus-rousing evening.

[Sally, la reina]

Did I mention that this was last night? Not now.

[Félix]

We could feel your inebriation in The Force last night.

[Sally, la reina]

Oh? What's that?

[Félix]

What's what?

[janine]

Sally wrote: "That is a lot of port."

i drank maybe half a litre.

[smetchie]

Gretchen checkin' in.
I'm half drunk and in an ornery mood.

[Heidi]

I'm imagining I'm drinking a glass of Malbec right now.

And I'm in an ornery mood.

[[deleted user]]

I'm counting down the hours until I can have a drink. Only 3 to go. I am in a silly mood.

[smetchie]

Gail♥

[Sally, la reina]

I'm deciding whether to have one of the wheat beers we have out in the garage.

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "I'm deciding whether to have one of the wheat beers we have out in the garage."

Do it, Sally!

[Sally, la reina]

I didn't have dinner and had an alka-seltzer instead, though, so it might make me ill.

[[deleted user]]

Only 1 hour to go now.

[Félix]

And then you get silly drunk with the boys in the office?

[[deleted user]]

Yep.

[Félix]

Have fun!

[Sarah]

Sally wrote: "I was too inebriated to find this thread last night, I had two or three margaritas at my cousin's house last night. All of my uncles and my aunt (plus us grandkids and our babies) got together to ..."

I like when people can't remember what they had. That's usually the first indicator to me that whatever the number, it's probably too many. I was out for a friend's birthday party the other night and I kept hearing her tell people that she was surprised she was so drunk since she'd only had two glasses of wine. I saw at least four glasses of wine and a martini.

[Sally, la reina]

That sounds like a wicked combination.

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "That sounds like a wicked combination."


(Hi Sally)

[Sarah]

Sally wrote: "That sounds like a wicked combination."

She looked like she was heading for a rough morning. After dinner we adjourned to a gay bar with a piano player who would play requests if you tipped him, and let you sing if you tipped him more. My friends were tipping a lot, but scandalized that he wouldn't play "Close My Eyes Forever" (the Lita Ford/Ozzy duet) OR "Feeling Good." They thought he should know Ozzy, but that it was more unconscionable that he didn't know Nina Simone. Most of the songs he would do were out of the Wedding and Love Fake Book: C Edition. English did not seem to be his first language. I recall hearing "sing us a song yellow piano man" before I fled.

[[deleted user]]

I am off my face, maybe one or two champagnes toooooo many. My baseball team had an end of season celebration this evening. Oooops, we lost the semi-final last weekend but who the f...k cares we are awesome. We are the best team ever in the lowest grade in the universe. We still rock. I love my team. If only my head would stop spinning.

[Sally, la reina]

I'm glad to hear you are not on your face Gail.

[[deleted user]]

Only time will tell Sally.

[Sally, la reina]

Hoot! More drunk Gail! More!

[[deleted user]]

Just waiting for my head to stop spinning.

[[deleted user]]

What time is it there? I have lost the plot on the time zone, it is currently 1:25AM on Sunday morning. Did I mention that my baseball team is awesome? The best guys ever and I suck at baseball!!!!!

[Sally, la reina]

You did mention that! It is SO awesome!
Here it is 8:26 on Saturday morning. :D

[[deleted user]]

Awhhhhh you have the whole weekend ahead of you! I hope I get to sleep in this morning.

[Félix]

Sounds great, dear Gail. Thanks for sharing your fun. We're proud of your team, too.

[[deleted user]]

Thanks Larry. I think I should go to bed and sleep it off.

[smetchie]

Off my face. Totally stealing that.

[Cynthia]

So if I am sober, I am ON my face, right Gail?

[Scout]

Larry wrote: "Sounds great, dear Gail. Thanks for sharing your fun. We're proud of your team, too."

Same here. Thanks for sharing your fun!

[janine]

Getting there. Half-watching Punch-drunk love.

[Jonathan]

You're drinking punch?

[Sarah]

So you are half drunk half watching punch drunk love?

[Félix]

Which half are you watching? Which half of you is drunk? And why are you using the shift key today?

[[deleted user]]

I want a drink...

Fuck that. I need a drink...

[janine]

Just a second later i was full on drunk. I was gonna post more but was too drunk. Drank really fast. Then threw up at least five times. Nasty. Now i'm fine. I'm on my phone larry. It's more work without capital letters.

[[deleted user]]

Was there a reason for your speed drinking Janine?

[Félix]

Aw gee sorry you drank more, faster than you should got so sick. Sure it wasn't the Sandler movie that did it?