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I hate that I'm not blind!!!

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The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments ... I've seen machete fights, dog fights, cock fights hell I"ve seen shit! But nothing compares to what I just saw!!!! THE HORROR !!!! I'm so washing thatt keyboard with bleach tomorrow! Dear god! Didn't even have the decency to wear a sock at least.... oh god, now I'm afraid to go to sleep cuz I don't want to have nightmares.... god how wish I was blind!


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smetchie | 5729 comments Gay porn?


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Kasia 2 girls 1 cup*?


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*No, don't google that. Don't watch it, you'll be sorry if you do.


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smetchie | 5729 comments I have a "floater" in my right eye. Not exactly blind but makes me look like an idiot as I try to look right at it and cannot.

it's right there, no....THERE! no, wait.....right there!


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Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments 1. None of that would frighten Alfonoso. As a matter of fact, I don't think I want to know what would scare that man.

2. Gretchen, stop that - you look like an idiot.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Shit! Rusty call me a man! Awesome!!!! Still I think is pretty clear… I just don’t wanna say that I found a dude masturbating in in my computer…. You know I was one held a gun point… and I didn’t have that tunnel vision that they talk about on tv… but last night it was like that tunnel vision! I was like “DUDE!!!!!” and you know what the mother fucker had the balls to say??? “one can’t masturbate in peace in this house” such a horrible moment that will live with me for the rest of my days =(



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Dave Russell I hope you mean he was masturbating at you computer. Otherwise he could really damage the motherboard.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments whatever you say my man! the thing is that it traumatized me!


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smetchie | 5729 comments Dave you're funny.

Alfonso at first I thought you just saw a guy doing it online. But you mean that you walked in on someone doing it at YOUR computer? I guess you know this person.
So what would you say if someone caught you? Your "friend's" response reminds me of FAST TIMES. Anyone remember the part I'm talking about?



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smetchie | 5729 comments anything?

description


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ok, I just finished taking a quick shower… so I can respond to this… Greatchen I’ve seen gay porn before… it don’t freak me out, and if it wasn’t a person that I know I’m pretty sure the name of this thread will be something like “I hate when human bones make my kitchen knifes go dull”



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smetchie | 5729 comments Good to know SOMEONE around here isn't younger than me. Thanks KD.

Alfonso that last comment almost made me spit out my wine. You're a funny motherfucker. You know that?


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karen (karenbrissette) thanks fonso, now everyone in my class thinks im just some crazy person who laughs at her computer...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Gretchen wrote: "So what would you say if someone caught you? "

Ok… I had to put a lot of thought on how to answer this question…. If it is a chick that caught me something like “so… if you ain’t gonna help me with this carry the fuck on” if it is a dude “DUCK!” or “watch the eyes” Hashanah that’d be funny!


Karen… I’m pretty sure anybody who spends time around you sees you as some sort of crazy lady (I mean that in a cool way… still you fucking nuts)



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karen (karenbrissette) you dont know the half of it...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments You do realize that you talking to me… I’m hard to impressed…



Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) karen wrote: "thanks fonso, now everyone in my class thinks im just some crazy person who laughs at her computer... "

Just tell them that ovarian teratoma is a laugh riot.


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karen (karenbrissette) god, that freaked me out at school.
and fonso - one game of truth or dare is not enough to plumb my depths, as it were.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Hahahahah, same here… I’m pretty sure that if you were to hear the whole damn thing you wouldn’t want to be my friend no more =P



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karen (karenbrissette) lets leave it at that, then, pal.


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Lori Next time leave a sock strategically placed with the dude's name on it.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Hahahaha, I told him about the sock but he refuses to used it.... hence the bleach cloth this morning


Reads with Scotch Kasia wrote: "2 girls 1 cup*?


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*No, don't google that. Don't watch it, you'll be sorry if you do."



I looked and looked and looked but I can not find this 2 girls 1 cup thing. Everything is a reaction to it, So I am going to assume it is a mass delusional hippie thing. Nothing could be that horrific without a bunch of assholes thinking it was great and going on about it as well. So it is a fake phenomenon.



Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) It's two women eating their shit, vomiting, then eating the vomit and so on. It's real. I haven't seen it but my friends have.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) And it's hard to believe you tried hard to find it as I just found a link to it in 2 seconds:

BEWARE:

http://www.flurl.com/video/5496822_co...


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) I will never watch this, as the description my friend gave me had me gagging in itself.


Reads with Scotch er... wow. I don't think their was enough money in the stimulus package to convince me to do that... or to watch it again for that matter.


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Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) Yeah, even reading the wikipedia entry (where I found the link) made me nauseous. There's kinky sex and then there's scat/vomit fetishes. There's a universe of difference there for me.

Ugh. I almost feel like my day is ruined having just seen the first 2 seconds of that video.


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Harry  (harry_harry) Mmmmmmmmmm!





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smetchie | 5729 comments Hmmm. ummm. well. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let's see. What can I say? I'm a little bit confused. I had heard of that video but never actually seen it. Does anyone know what exactly it is about girls eating poop and vomit that certain people find sexy?


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karen (karenbrissette) transgression!!!


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) karen wrote: "transgression!!!"

And poop. Luminous poop.


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karen (karenbrissette) oh no - ive created another mfso-repetition-loop


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smetchie | 5729 comments was it Luminous?


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karen (karenbrissette) yup. let him run in circles with it for a while, he will wear himself out. poor lad.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) ::barking, wide-eyed, tongue flapping::


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karen (karenbrissette) who's a good luminous?? that's a good luminous.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ok…. Didn’t t we talk about this a long long time ago and steve made us all watch that weird Brazilian video of like 1 hour of 5 chicks vomiting (gag) fucking and shitting (gag) and more vomiting… people be weird!! And coprophilia is some fuck up shit! Can we talk about something else!



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He made us all watch it?! Hahaha! Right. He certainly couldn't make me.

Is coprophilia technically a mental illness? It really should be classified that way.


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I wonder what those two girls are doing these days?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Tambo, you know I took that steve video to my job… and a bunch of the guys started watching it and loving it… 2 even ate while watching…



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I didn't need to know that at all.

BARF! (Not in the sexy way.)


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments EWWWWWWWWWWWWW


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments You ever seen that Japanese movie The Audition or something like that??? When the chicks vomits and makes the dude from the bag eat the hot steaming vomit with gusto from a bowl???



Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) I'm so sorry I posted that link! I TAKE IT BACK!


message 46: by Lori (last edited Nov 17, 2009 10:58PM) (new)

Lori Ugh! I HATE this conversation, must we continue? UGH!


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