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when i was a kid, i ate Happy MealsTM at mcdonalds. so adulthood is eating Sad MealsTM, Frustrating MealsTM, ??? MealsTM, Don'tKnowWhatIFeelButIDon'tLikeIt MealsTM.

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have you ever felt so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Accio motivation to survive this shit

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ive never wanted a zombie apocalypse so much in my entire life

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fun! shoot humans in the head! fun! fun!

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is it just me or is the world becoming more difficult to understand

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every minute

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ok so im at page 13 out of 93 at obligations and contracts

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of the civil code

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of this country

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because im an accountant and were supposed to know the law or something

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hungry.

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aye holy shit my eye

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cheese fuckin bread

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "aye holy shit my eye"

What happened?"

set my laptop brightness to high and strained my dumb eye

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guess im back to swearing

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in the middle of classes and watching a movie. what a life

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online classes so theyre gonna happen a lot now. stupid china

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YES i finished that mini-thesis

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in 4 hours! i am the definition of relief

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "YES i finished that mini-thesis"

Yay!"

yay whoa hi lil

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now all that's left to do is that powerpoint presentation of how cultures mold moral behaviors. i think i should let griffen do that

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but that's still due on the 5th and it's just wednesday :( i need a break

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oh shit that video for friday

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holy shit holy shit

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you're not an accountancy student if you:



1. don't swear
(even in your head or in another language. puta is a swear word)

2. don't complain about obligations and contracts

3. listen to your partnership and corporations professor drone on and on about how to compute for a partner's dividend with or without taxes using the complicated methods when you can just self-study and figure out the shortcuts

4. sleep

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "holy shit holy shit"

edge wrote: "oh shit that video for friday"

You ok? What's the video about?"

Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "holy shit holy shit"

edge wrote: "oh shit that video for friday"

You ok? What's the video about?"

how to minimize your carbon footprint or some shit like that

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hey hey hey

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caviar doesnt even taste like anything

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fish oil

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but thats it

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??? why so expensive then

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Lillian wrote: "Why are you judging the price of fish eggs?"

Because it's ridiculously overpriced! WHY Would anyone pay $113,630 per kilo of albino sturgeon roe??

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caviar sellers say its expensive because it would take 7 to 10 years until eggs can be harvested. apple trees take 8 years to bear fruit. but apples are not $113,630 per kilo

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more expensive than my tuition

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im in that period of my life where i have to admit that i like pink. after like 10 years of denying it. its time

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I like pink.

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i WANNA EAT

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "
I like pink.
"

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. XD"

i do, i do.

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i crave potato chips

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i feel excited about getting a set of new dinner plates...? im old.

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is getting married at 18 too weird

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astral projection. is it hard? yes

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when you allegedly try to leave your body during sleep

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because it is hard. i tried. like 50 times. its hard. or maybe im not doing it right.

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have you tried?

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Lillian wrote: "Nope. The idea scares me, like what if I can't get back into my body? I've had that thought since I was 10. lol"

hm...

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ok so i dont wanna study. whats the worst that could happen

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i reallllyyy really dont feel like studying

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feel like doing my eyebrows. i havent plucked it since like forever