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Yeah haha i noticed. EVERYONE SHALL ENJOY THE COOKIE.

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Tru dat, honey. Prostitutes. They rock.

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"I'm adopted." Lmaoo XD

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I think i have to employ charcoal. But charcoal pencils are so rare and expensive and im broke atm

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Fxck this i could draw a professional stick figure and still make it look like a freaking masterpiece without the use fancy charcoals and colors

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Mykayla wrote: "https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/..."

XD true true hahahaha

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Frida Kahlo cant beat my professional stick figures.

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Fxcking abstract art

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Sure, of course if i get the time

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious stickmen are legends.

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that harry potter one killed me XD

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Some guy in twitter who just broke up with his gf ranted about how women are shitty in relationships and all

biTCH ARE WE HER?? HER ARE WE? WE HER ARE

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11:11 more books
11:11 no more fake people
11:11 hope sperm donor never bothers us anymore

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The Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice

this book tho XD

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so i eat a dozen donuts and still not gain weight. ily body <3

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horror movies should have bloopers.

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XD

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ex wants to get back. he says he wants another chance. he says he still gets erect at the idea of me.
oh honey that is so sweet. <33

and guess what else is erect? my middle finger!

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edge wrote: "ex wants to get back. he says he wants another chance. he says he still gets erect at the idea of me.
oh honey that is so sweet. <33

and guess what else is erect? my middle finger!"

me

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jay wrote: "edge wrote: "ex wants to get back. he says he wants another chance. he says he still gets erect at the idea of me.
oh honey that is so sweet. <33

and guess what else is erect? my middle finger!"..."

lol

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saw a severed head of a barbie doll in our neighbor's yard today. it was a beautiful sight.

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You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Leave my door open just a crack
Please take me away from here
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
Please take me away from here
Why do I tire of counting sheep
Please take me away from here
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies
I'm weird cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell (said farewell)
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar (jar, jar)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

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Protip #2:
Don't wanna get hurt? Don't fall for my charm.

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she finally lowered her ponytail. it's over, ppl

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how to get rid of this barbie figure ugh ew screw diets

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die barbie die

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imma eat whatever i wantttttttttttttttt

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screw carbs

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is it legal to love the ice cream cone more than the ice cream itself?

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lobster lobster lobster lobster lobster lobster

oh it's crawfish

crawfish crawfish crawfish crawfish crawfish crawfish

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i just unearthed a major scientific discovery. this is gonna mindblow the entire scientific world to rubble.

LEMONADE MAKES YOU PEE

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edge wrote: "i just unearthed a major scientific discovery. this is gonna mindblow the entire scientific world to rubble.

LEMONADE MAKES YOU PEE"

so does water

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i still dont know what the deal is about with the male people peeing while sneezing.

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also, everyone's who's ever had water has DIED

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edge wrote: "i still dont know what the deal is about with the male people peeing while sneezing."

tbh,,,

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yes i understand that it is not a good sight at all but don't you people hold your peepee while peeing?

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jay wrote: "also, everyone's who's ever had water has DIED"

yeah i figured.

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jay wrote: "edge wrote: "i still dont know what the deal is about with the male people peeing while sneezing."

tbh,,,"

okay you know what, don't bother. i dont think i wanna know... (i do)

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WHAT IS IT WITH PEEING AND SNEEZING SOMEBODY EXPLAIN

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Mykayla wrote: "edge wrote: "i just unearthed a major scientific discovery. this is gonna mindblow the entire scientific world to rubble.

LEMONADE MAKES YOU PEE"

lemon is a natural diuretic, so yeah, its gonna m..."

wow. awesome

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in case you're wondering why im wondering about this, this is all Dylan's (that ass friend who never replies) fault. i have no idea why he brought the topic up and now im really curious

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no one wants to explain? fine. im gonna bring this up in bio idc if i get laughed at i just wanna satisfy my curiosity

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i tried googling it but no legit answer comes up

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i am so not letting this issue go

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til someone explains

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what on earth is a fleshlight

UPDATE: oh.

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my lily-white innocence has been stained.

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i dont think i like this anymore.

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these shit are giving me ideas