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I never realized hot coffee could be so... hot

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my mood, like a 5-year old milk, like a greedy millionaire's kid, has been spoiled.

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i drank coffee without blowing on it

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Thank you. so much.

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it's fine. at least i dont give goats shots.

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my nose is bleeding and my tongue is burning.

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and i have a bump on my forehead which i dont remember bumping at all

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i think my body is having some technical issues

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>:)

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so im gonna transfer to another school. again. for the 7th time. yay

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the look-there's-a-new-kid cycle begins again

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There's talk on the street; it sounds so familiar.
Great expectations, everybody's watching you.
People you meet, they all seem to know you.
Even your old friends treat you like you're something new.
Johnny come lately, the new kid in town.
Everybody loves you, so don't let them down.
You look in her eyes; the music begins to play.
Hopeless romantics, here we go again.
But after a while you're looking the other way.
It's those restless hearts that never mend.
Johnny come lately, the new kid in town.
Will she still love you when you're not around?
There's so many things you should have told her,
But night after night you're willing to hold her, just hold her.
Tears on your shoulder.
There's talk on the street; it's there to remind you
It doesn't really matter which side you're on.
You're walking away and they're talking behind you.
They will never forget you till somebody new comes along.
Where you been lately? There's a new kid in town.
Everybody loves him, don't they?
And he's holding her, and you're still around. Oh, my, my.
There's a new kid in town, just another new kid in town.
Ooh, hoo. Everybody's talking 'bout the new kid in town.
Ooh, hoo. Everybody's walking like the new kid in town.
There's a new kid in town. I don't want to hear it.
There's a new kid in town. I don't want to hear it.
There's a new kid in town. There's a new kid in town.
There's a new kid in town. Everybody's talking
There's a new kid in town. People started walking
There's a new kid in town.
There's a new kid in town.

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and the new people would think again that im a nice quiet cute person when in fact im not (except the cute part, im definitely cute)

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im gonna miss the friends i had tho :(

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especially daniel. im gonna miss the silly conversations we always have

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but most of all, im gonna miss that ice cream parlor near the mall XC

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oh yeah and Dylan, too. (view spoiler)[no actually i dont. but dylan WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU (hide spoiler)]

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by simply sitting in this floor, i can feel my fats accumulating

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normal girls want bigger and fuller chests. it sounds tempting and delicious but i already have them and now the question is, HOW THE HELL DO I SHRINK MY GODDAMN BOO*S UGHHHHHH

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DO GIRLS WITH FORTUNATE NORMAL TITS KNOW THE PAIN OF RUNNING DOWN THE GODDAMN STAIRS WITHOUT THINGS JIGGLING ON THEIR GODDAMN CHESTS

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SCIENTITS (pun intended haha) WILL YA PLEASE INVENT SOME KIND OF SPECIAL SERUM WHATEVER TO LESSEN THE BOOB SIZE PLEASE

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I WANT SMALLER BOOBS FOR FUCKS SAKE

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I WANT SMALLER BOOBS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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Lillian wrote: "XD

same though...."

oh gosh im glad someone relates XDDDD

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yeah me too *sigh*

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and to make it worse, these things won't stop growing and by the time i reach 18, they'd be fucking enormous and my dreams of playing track and field are doomed forever

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haha i can still run, granted i clutch these bitches while running

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but i feel sorry for these 2 friends i know who have freaking GODZILLA boobs. staring at their chests makes me recontemplate my sexuality

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ugh good for them XC

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edge wrote: "but i feel sorry for these 2 friends i know who have freaking GODZILLA boobs. staring at their chests makes me recontemplate my sexuality"

"I. AM. STRAIGHT."
"I. AM. STRAIGHT."
"I. AM. STRAIGHT."
"I. AM. STRAIGHT."
"I. AM. STRAIGHT."
"DON'T. EVEN. THINK. ABOUT. IT. BECAUSE. I. AM. STRAIGHT."
"I. AM. STRAIGHT."
"I. AM. STRAIGHT."

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i dont even know if that's true anymore

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i just wanna know how squishy they are what is wrong with me

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how do i squish a really busty girl's boobs without making me look like a homo creep

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hey Lil, if i get the chance, will you let me squish your boobs?

why do i sound like a pervert oh my god notice me senpai

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why am i even so fucking into boobs

someone send help

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Lillian wrote: "*blinks in confusion*"

exactly

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NOTICE ME SENPAI ugh

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why am i even quoting hentai

I REALLY NEED MENTAL HELP NOW

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i really have to stop talking about this

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but i cant

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BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THEM UGH WHY

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i dont know what to think

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "why am i even quoting hentai

I REALLY NEED MENTAL HELP NOW"

I don't have help but I do have chocolate cookies. *hands you a cookie*"

*accepts cookie* thank you.

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what do i do Lil

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thank you. are you judging me?

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thank you even more.

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i have to evaluate my sexuality properly.

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i think i'm bi

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but im not into pussy... yet. XC what is happening

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the devil is invading my brain