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Apr 14, 2018 12:18AM
Is it true? Is it not true? Is she just saying that? Is she not? What do i do about it? Should i still consider killing myself? Should i not?
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I dont know. All my thoughts are jumbled and all my shes-faking-it theories are not plausible.
She never did this before. Ever. All the maternal things she did to me were just providing me the necessities i need, keeping me away from harm and stuff.
She decides everything in my life and my thoughts and emotions are out of question. What she says goes.
Mkay so ive been thinking really deeply about something. Like really really really REALLY deep
Its confusing, puzzling, mind-blowing, boggling and complicated.
Like, a lot of movies, series, books and stuff are made about mermaids but no one (as far as i know) has ever thought about how mermaids reproduce.
WARNING: I'll be talking about really sensitive stuff here. You were warned
So basically, mermaids are upper torso human and lower torso fish. That means, they dont have vaginas
That leaves us the fishy part. They must reproduce in the fishy way
Fishes lay eggs and i cannot honestly imagine baby Ariel popping out of an egg. Oh, and another thing. Were missing another major point here.
How do fishes breed? Ive read somewhere that a particular kind of male fish (stickleback) reproduces through creating a nest and making a strange dance move that attracts a female that eventually leads her to the nest
When the female enters through the nest (the nest is a tunnel, according to the pictures), the male goes on top of her (this is the confusing part, but it doesnt really matter because its not the point) and fertilizes her eggs
When the fapping part is finished, the female lays her eggs and leaves. Yes, just like that. Hit and run. Shoot and scoot. Cum and go. Ejaculate and evacuate. But then again, thats not the point. The male protects the eggs until they hatch. And thats it.
(Tbh, i think this sexual process is so sexist bc all the female ever did was be fucked. And get pregnant. And leave. I mean, seriously, what the fuc--)
Another type of fishy reproduction is the lantern fish. This time, the dominant member is the female.
As we all know, the female lantern fish is a really huge ass fish. But little do we know that that the male lantern fish is so fucking tiny.
Well anyway, my resource said that when the lantern fishies make love, the male lantern fish attaches itself to the female's body and his bloodstream fuses with hers.What the fuck.
It did not even specify what part connects with which part and how the hell did their frigging BLOODSTREAMS fuse with the other. Weird.
Anyway, through this, the sperm travels from the male's body to the female's. After that, he leaves.
Another perfect example of a Hit and Run, only a waaaaay too feminist version.The female keeps the eggs and protects them.
Another method generally applies to most underwater creatures.I call it the Masturbate and Abominate.
It doesnt really involve physical contact. The male releases his cum... pardon, sperm, into the water and the lucky female who catches it, just like how a bridesmaid could catch a bouquet of flowers in a bride's wedding, becomes the next bride!
Isn't that wonderful?! Now going back to the mermaid issue, how do they fishily reproduce?
We have all witnessed the complicated fish copulating systems and for a half-human, isn't that too... complicated?
And even if the fishy reproduction events all come in different shapes and sizes, dont they all end up in one thing? EGGS?? FISH ROE???AND DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE FUCKING OVIPAROUS???????
Seriously though, how? I have heard a lot of theories already, from different people.
First, we have my mermaid-obsessed babysitter who started all this nonsense.
Her theory goes like this, just like fishes, mermaids have a small slit at the side of their tails. Thats where the baby mermaids come out alive.
Her theory seems plausible but that leaves us to the questions, then how the hell do they bang and do mermen have dicks? (If so, how long and how big...? 💦💦👅)
I badly wanted to ask her those questions, but as a young innocent lass back then, cocks and sex are not comfortable subjects to talk about with mature adults.
Next is my lily-white clean friend who decided that mermaids lay eggs. As a fellow philosopher and smartass hoe gangmate, I thought she was being ridiculous. Until I saw how serious her face was. It was the face that bore no folly in any angle. She was damn serious.
Anyway i still dismissed her theory as, "silly".(But who knows, right?)
And finally, the last but definitely not the least, my biology teacher. (Let's spare a moment of silence and appreciate that my biology teacher is a sensible, levelheaded woman)
Lillian wrote: "I knew I couldn't have been the only one whole wondered that about mermaids..."Cool. Im not alone then
Now to continue this completely useless...
It was during bio class when we all finished a quiz and our teacher allowed us the rest of the time doing what we want, except leaving the room. We were all really bored and phones werent enough to satisfy our boredom. So we decided to talk philosophy.
First topic was, "do fishes drown?" Our bio teacher got interested so she listened to our arguments. At the end, the fish-drowning conflict was resolved with a lot of shouting, grudges, pinching, and spit.
We needed another topic so I brought up the mermaid reproduction. No one said a thing because they never thought about it too.
I waited for a few minutes and when nobody really provided a possible explanation, i turned to our teacher and asked her the same thing. She stared at me like I was an alien or something. It was quiet, too damn quiet and the sounds one could only hear was everyone's anxious breathing and our teacher's gentle footsteps as she slowly approached the board, picked up a piece of chalk and wrote these words...
"Do they exist?"I was shell-shocked, confused, surprised, awed, and frustrated all at the same time.
Her short but accurate explanation shut my brain and turned everyone into commotion.
I dont know what the mess was all about but i realized that her explanation gave birth to a whole new, entirely different philosophical topic. but thats not the point, the point is she did not exactly quench the thirst and only fueled the curiosity flames more
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So lately... Umm... Ive been feeling a little restless and idk, hyperactive?
I just got the acceptance letter from this prestigious highschool. Yay, i guess.
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