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I think I did the wrong choice…
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May 12, 2009 09:23AM
Ok, I haven’t been able to sleep lately… so I decided that I was going to evolve… into a creature who doesn’t need to sleep… I decided to become The Insomniasapien Rex!!! So in the last 4 days ( or more or less I’m not sure) I haven’t been sleeping! I’ve been working the shifts of a friend cuz she got suspended… the thing is! That I’m failing at all this evolving thing… my eyes ache, I’m not sure of what the fuck I’m doing half of the time, I can't erease the reports that wrote on my arm cuz I couldn’t remember the god damn numbers on the back (note to self: black marker good, blue bad), bus drivers are yelling at me (something in the like of wake up!! Wake up!!! Last stop!) and I wasent sleeping damn it! I was just resting my eyes!!! And my book is not making much sense! Cuz the letters keep moving, and somebody keeps changing my page marker… I’m sure of it!!! and I think all those energy drinks are like messing with my appetite… and that stupid plant next to my computer keeps screaming at me and shit!!! the fuck!!! Leave me alone you stupid plant!!! And also a lot of people telling me that I don’t look ok and shit!! the fuck! I’m a sexy beast!!! Well what eva! The thing is that this whole Insomniasapien Rex thing is not working out for me! I’ma go take a nap! Bye!
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I like the bravado of 'deciding' to evolve... I'm kind of board with being a biped so am going to grow an extra set of legs tonight.Who else is ready to evolve!
Wouldn't boobs be more appropriate? Think of all the fun times you could have all by yourself, no help necessary. Extra set of legs? Really? That's all you want?
And Fooz, you do NOT look ok, get some sleep and then we'll talk.
Why would I want my own set of boobs? that turns boobies into a cheap masturbation trick Blah women really don't get men at all do they.And my extra legs are just the beginning.
Yeah and now the plant is gonna evolve into that evil ivy that sneaks up to you, grabs you by the throat, gets under your skin so it feels like you have worms moving inside you, and then it starts consuming you, slowly bit by bit....So how's the evolving going? How are the extra legs helping you now?
Wow Alfonso, I've done what you've done & the hallucinations can be brutal get some sleep.
As for extra legs? Fuck that. Extra legs so you can walk even faster across your miserable .25 percent of the planet? As for myself, I'll be chillin' with the remaining 3/4 courtesy of my newly evolved gills :)
p.s.and Kasia, you misunderstand. Guys don't want to grow a set of boobs, we want you to grow an extra one.
As for extra legs? Fuck that. Extra legs so you can walk even faster across your miserable .25 percent of the planet? As for myself, I'll be chillin' with the remaining 3/4 courtesy of my newly evolved gills :)
p.s.and Kasia, you misunderstand. Guys don't want to grow a set of boobs, we want you to grow an extra one.
Steve wrote: " Guys don't want to grow a set of boobs, we want you to grow an extra one. "But that's not fair. I've already got 2!!! Do you think I enjoy all the extra weight when I go running? Do you?
I do not appreciate dumping the extra boob on me. Feh.
There's no substitute for sleep! I hope you're napping, Alfonso.
BunWat wrote: "Yeah, if you want more boobs in the world you're going to have to carry your share!!"Heh! I must warn against pursuing this line of thought further... have you ever seen man-boobs? It is not something one finds "attractive". I think this falls under the classification of: be careful what you wish for.
I'm pretty satisfied when a single pair is near. Is this what they call "growing up"?? I'm eating my vegetables without a fuss and am perfectly content with two boobs within reach/sight.
Why has this turned into me asking for more boobs... I said no such thing that was put forward by, Kasia. She is the tit monger.
Mmm I stand corrected. ::Bends over eagerly::
I'm ready for my spankings!
Aww come on there is some man-boob in it for ya }:-D
What were you saying about being careful what you wish for?
Kasia Wrote :"Do you think I enjoy all the extra weight when I go running? Do you?"
(conjuring mental image) I don't know if you enjoy it but.....
(conjuring mental image) I don't know if you enjoy it but.....
OOH! OOOH! ME!!! I'm ready to evolve! I decide to have telepathy. I'm going to use it to put thoughts into my boss's head like "Gretchen has been doing a bang-up job. She needs a raise. Also, I'm not going to make her write those godawful proposals anymore. She's overworked. I'm going to hire her an assistant and give her an extra 2 weeks off per year." I'm going to do a lot more important things with it too, but this is where I'm going to start.
Ok, so I went to take a nap… and in the process decided to call out… I called told my boss that I’ve been putting more hours than he does, and that I’ve been busting my ass and that he had people tonight and that I could use some sleep… he told me that it was about time I asked and that he was begging to doubt that I was human =P the thing is that I slept the whole afternoon and I feel great!!! The evolving thing is over!!! I’ma be a regular sapien, I don’t think the world is ready for me becoming the Insomniasapien Rex… and bunny, the plant stopped talking to me… is freaking me out! and steve… can you imagine how awesome it would be if you could sink your head on the front TTs while grabbing the second pair on the back…. AWESOME! And I agree with nick… I think women don’t know why we love boobs so much =)
Well enlighten us then, Reniassance Men. Why DO you love boobs so much?
I tell you what, I’ll tell you why we love em so much if you tell me why some women get mad when you stare at their boobs, I mean they the ones wearing a freaking cleavage the says of the grand cannon!!!!
Gretchen wrote: "Well enlighten us then, Reniassance Men. Why DO you love boobs so much?"Staying roughly on topic, I'll say it has something to do with evolution. Yeah, it probably has something to do with Oedipal complexes, too.
The evolutionary biologist Desmond Morris had a novel hypothesis about the attractiveness of breasts: they resemble the ass...? Yeah, pretty silly, even for a scientist.
Didn’t somebody said that the lips resemble the vagina??? I don’t know MFSO… I think scientist are perverted mother fuckers who never get any and eventually start seeing it everywhere…
I'd say it's more likely that it's an evolved trait having to do with innate desires for breast feeding, both the pleasure associated with being the feeder and the need for one's offspring to require feeding, etc, etc. But I'd rather just enjoy them than think about why.
Alfonso wrote: "Didn’t somebody said that the lips resemble the vagina??? I don’t know MFSO… I think scientist are perverted mother fuckers who never get any and eventually start seeing it everywhere…"Ha! Yeah, he had a similar theory about why lipstick is attractive.
You know what I hate MFSO??? When you see a hot chick.. with nice TTs… but she all stuck up and shit… and you decide not to look at em… dude it kills me!!!! I wanna look at them so badly!! But the fact that the owner acting like such a bitch activates my “fuck you bitch, you ain’t that hot” instinct… and there I stand holding my gaze at something else… when all I want is to check out the good!!!
Haha! I feel your pain. Damn evolution!
Fooz, I think you put the female form up on a pedestal. You are giving it way too much power. Just look and forget about it.
Heh, yeah, I'm glad to say I'm not so ruled by the sight of breasts. I'm honestly much, much more of a sucker for a pretty face. That's the only time I find myself totally at the mercy of my lust-like thoughts.
Ok, fooz I think I have a way to help you; Just imagine this image any time you feel like the woman is too "bitchy" to look at...
Right up there with a Kasia picture right?
Hilarious! Obama's Nazi-nips will be haunting my dreams from here on out, I'm sure.
I can totally see where Fonze is coming from - you don't want to give the bitch the satisfaction.
How do you like the little bit of side boob, Flesh?}:-D
Rusty, I’m so glad you get it… dude some times the bitch is hot… but dude! the idea of she thinking that just cuz she hot I should stop everything I’m doing just to look at her… and you know what I’m talking about… this dumb bitches who think that just cuz they hot the universe should bend for them… ARGGG I HATE EM!!!
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "How do you like the little bit of side boob, Flesh?}:-D"
Hope-'n-change-filled deliciousness.
That's true. It was just what I needed.
OK, I'll give you a tip Fooz, say she's got that cleavage on display and you guys are talking. It's not that you cannot look. You just have to do the looking, when she's not staring back at you. When you chat with people you make eye contact from time to time. So: she looks away, you take a peek, she looks back at you, you pretend to be all innocent. This way she can just pretend the looking did not take place, she doesn't have to be all offended and storm of. Or: she looks away, you take a peek, she looks back at you, and you deliberately return eyes to her eye level just a tad too slow, then grin at her shamelessly. That's the cocky option if you want to flirt.
If you do the tits-eyes-tits-eyes thing, it should all be fine. If you do the chest-only stare, you come out as that creep, some peeping sleaze - and you don't want that; that would get her running in the opposite direction in no time.
Now, there would still be some prudes that dress like sluts and donno what they want - they might still take all this the wrong way, little can be done about that. You just have to learn to recognize those and keep away.
Go damn… that actually sounds like some good advice!!! But you a woman… I pretty sure there is a catch here… my problem aint that… the problem is that some chicks think that if you look at em you own em something… and that pisses me off =) I rather die than look at those… I’m not even a TTs man… I’m a neck dude =) but if they look good well I do check em out! I’m a man (or so they tell me) after all!
Owe them? That's!! That's so cheap... So sorry man. I would be pissed off too.
he meant if you look at them you "owe" them something.
Look. Stare, blatantly and agressively. Then yawn, and look away.
Then prepare for a punch. Right hook coming your way.
Kasia wrote: "Then prepare for a punch. Right hook coming your way."Why its not, Tom's, fault if you have unattractive mammeries.
Ach, thank you for the compliment Serv, charming.
