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A day in the life of a fool:
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The Crimson Fucker
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Apr 14, 2009 08:45PM
I wake up and is the same… I open my eyes and I get mad cuz there is no God… if there was one he will hear my prayers and let me die in a nice dream… be trap in there, where everything is nice… but is all bull shit I had more nightmares… the shoulder is killing me, the right leg is numb, my mouth is dry and I can taste blood in my throat… I hate waking up… I hate it! good thing today I’m a lone, there is no one to annoy me with stupid questions, nobody asks me to fix something, I go to the bathroom where I look at the mirror and laugh… I really don’t know why I do that but I always have, cold water on my face, I like that I like that a lot… I finish with the morning cleaning rituals and go to the kitchen to make something to eat, white rice with ketchup, I like it, is simple and it makes me happy, I sit on the computer and try to find something to do… not much, same old, some attacks went thru some others failed, bitching from some comrades, I get a great idea for a new avatar on goodreads so I start googeling the words “Mutilated Vegetable” but with no luck, nothing seems to catch my fancy, I guess I’ll stay with that hello kitty tarot card, is almost 1:00, I’m bored, maybe some TV time will make me happy, but alas! HBO on demand is not working right now… I start bitching that if the charge me for the fucking service they should refund me the money for the hours that “is not available”… but whatever I still got cartoon network, some good old Tom and Jerry may do the trick, the only thing is that Tom and Jerry is not what they got in the programming this morning is that stupid Star Wars: the clone wars, or some shit like that, I hate the art, I hate the dialogues, I hate the stupid plot, I hate the characters, I hate everything about that dumb ass show!! I hope who ever created dies and get shipped straight to hell where Satan will put a pineapple up his ass every hour on the hour, like in that bad movie with ozzy and the that chick from that chick movie… I don’t know, I’ma get ready is almost 2 and all I’ve done is watch that stupid show and I don’t know why cuz I hate it, I need to get ready and give Mr. Greg back that crappy book that I’ve been reading, that will teach him not to give me crappy books, I mean is not his fault the book looks awesome, they advertise some ultra violent zombie mayhem and shit… too bad that they don’t deliver, anyway I get ready, put on my sexy pants, and my terminator boots, I start walking when I realize that I’m kind of hungry, so I stop by Subway and get me one of those delicious veggie thingy sandwiches! I love em!!! They be so good!!! I eat my sandwich in peace… I walk to the subway station in queen’s mall where I decide that instead of wasting my money in a news paper that is proly full with celebrity crap that I don’t wanna hear I should give that zombie book a second try… 4 stops later I’m regretting ever making that decision… I close the book and my eyes hoping that I get some happy thoughts I’ll make the train move faster or something… but sad Alfonso can’t even control where his mind goes… all I get is flash back to one of my nightmares… I open my eyes and stare and the floor, then at the ceiling, then at the fucking adds… I get to union square, this is my stop… I get off, start walking towards B&N, light a cigarette (I shouldn’t be doing that I quitted a week ago), I get to B&N, I grab a copy of Tigana (or something like that I have problems with names) when I see Mr. Greg, I give him the crappy book, and told him that I hope he enjoys it as much as I did (that’s my idea of revenge…) I ask Mr. Greg, for another book, something interesting, something violent and with a lot of bullets, but not that Tom Clamsy crap… something cool, he hands me a copy of something called American Tabloid by some dude/chick? Named James, it got a really nice cover, some sort of mockery of the American flag with a pretty woman’s lip instead of the stars and 3 lines one white one blue and the other one red the first one says James, the other one the last name of the dude, and the third one got the eyes of somebody looking fascinated like the person is looking at something grotesque but can’t stop looking, then there is a dude on the floor with blood running from his body, I’m guessing his death cuz there is another dude kneeling next to it taking notes… I find that amusing… I like it, Mr. Greg try to explain me that it takes a few pages to adapt to the format that is written… and I wish I could say in clear English that I don’t care about that I’m already in loved with the cover… I read a few pages of my Tigana, tagana, whateva book, is kind of cool… but then the Homo dies… and I was beginning to like that home (not in that way) I mean he a cool character man! Wtf! Why they kill the homo! What happens with plot protection for dramatis persona in a book! Wtf! Anyway the homo dies and it got this romantic scene (not in that way) where he finally feels accepted by his father and all that crap… but I can’t help to feel sorry for him… so hard to be a freak in this world!!! And the others (worlds that is)…. I read a few more pages… and decided that is time to go and watch a movie… I shelve the book back, and leave… I pay for my book and go to the theater…. The movie I wanted to watch was already started the next one starts in to hours… I buy a ticket the cashier asked me how many tickets I want… I know I shouldn’t get mad at this but I buy an average of 3 tickets a week on that theater by now they should know that I’m going alone! And stop asking me that, I get it I’m a sad sad man! Leave me alone and give me my ticket! I walk back to B&N that tigana/tugana/tangana/iguana? Book is kind of good I could use a few more pages, I grab my book again and go check if my mighty corner is available and is not… in the process of doing that The Paper says hello to me… I ignore her, cuz I’m mad at her! But whateva she said something when I was walking away but I didn’t catch it… I read a few more pages till is 7 30, I’m in my way out when I see that hot chick from the DVD department standing in that stand thingy by the exit in the B&N lobby… next thing I’m know for some reason running towards the exit door…. I go to the theater and walk in… the movie is Dragon Ball Evolution… LOOK! I grow up with that shit ok? I had to go and see it! And guess what all my fears came to life when I realized how the butchered it!!! They suck!!! Goku is white?? Chi-chi/milk is a whore?? Wtf! Bulma is ugly as fuck! The kame-house is in the middle of a city??? What is going on here!!! Where did Krilin go??? Why does master roushi has hair??? WTF!!!!! What eva! I knew it was going to happen… the movie ends I’m walking out of the theater… when I notice that I forgot my fake glasses… I go back and get it… I smoke another cigarette in my way to the subway (I seriously shouldn’t be doing that god damn it!) when I walk down something wonderful/sad happened… there were to rats fighting on the subway tracks… it was awesome cuz to be honest that was the highest point of my day… those 2 rats engaged in mortal combat… inside my head I was doing the dialogue of what the rats said… they were from Brooklyn… and rat #1 had sex with rat #2’ sister… and they screaming at eachother rat number one is mad cuz rat #2 got his rat sister pregnant and wont assume responsibility over the 15 offspring… then the train comes and smashed them both… I was laughing like an idiot… it is awesome and sad cuz it was so much fun… but sad cuz the highest point of my day is a fictional fight between 2 rats on the subway… that’s just fuck up! I got in the train… I started reading my cool looking book, and something funny happens… some dude is accusing rin tin tin of getting lazy pregnant… HAHAHAHAH that’s just funny! Anyway when I was back on my station I walked home and in my way started to think about writing this stupid shit… and I did… so there I wrote it =)
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wait - you are mad at me?? when did that happen??
KD, when I die there are tons of crap like that that I’m guessing my little sister will enherit… start negotiating with her =P she loves money!Paper… you forgot something…
Bunny, glad you dig it =)
jeebus not that tiny comment in my review?? about the frog??
nothing to do with your review =) you just forgot something...
shitfire, boy i dont know. i brought you back your bag and all the tupperware of yours i have... its gregs turn to give you food-commands... i dont even know. you need to tell me.
karen wrote: "shitfire, boy i dont know. i brought you back your bag and all the tupperware of yours i have... its gregs turn to give you food-commands... i dont even know. you need to tell me. "
you never told me if you liked or not the pie thingy... you know i love that part!!!!!! i even posted the picture of it before it left my house to try to trick you into telling me!
i never told you?? i didnt see any picture!! it was very good - it was supremely messy and almost all of the chocolate frosting oozed off into a puddle in the bottom of the bag, but the pie itself was awesome!! im sorry i didnt tell you!! it was very very good. very different from my grandmothers! you know i like all the food you make. one day youll have to surprise me by making something shitty.
Karen = The Paper?I think that is a masterpiece of writing, ALfonso. I mean that. I was totally with you, kind of like how I felt I was Rasky, muttering to myself, when I read Crime and Punishment.
karen wrote: "i never told you?? i didnt see any picture!! it was very good - it was supremely messy and almost all of the chocolate frosting oozed off into a puddle in the bottom of the bag, but the pie itself ..."Is all good paper… that’s all I wanted… now I aint mad no more =)
p.s. the link to the pic: http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/5...
im sorry you were mad at me at all. ill never do it again!
Your pie is beautiful, Alfonso, but I'm glad you forgave Karen because I was starting to get a heat rash from the stress (like that one time when we were late meeting my friends because we took the subway to Brooklyn on accident).
I liked your story (despite all the misery)! I'm just jealous because I wanted to see a rat in the subway when I was there, and I kept my eyes on the tracks whenever possible, but no go. :(
I liked your story (despite all the misery)! I'm just jealous because I wanted to see a rat in the subway when I was there, and I kept my eyes on the tracks whenever possible, but no go. :(
there was a mouse in out store tonight..
JEE-SUS that was long but I couldn't stop reading because I was just captivated and now I'm late for work.
presumably it was. a customer saw it. we used to have so many, but they came and killed them. i havent seen one in a long time. one time i saw one and i started chasing it because it wanted to pet it and it ran from me and ran straight into a wall and smacked its head and then i felt really bad and now i dont chase them anymore.
I've seen a couple of mice lately, all up around the stage. It's nice to have them back. alfonso that is some piece of writing. I hope you enjoy the book I picked out for you.
It's like a stream of consciousness Fonso, did you read too much Virginia Woolf lately... But then maybe not Woolf, because this reads easier...
Kasia wrote: "It's like a stream of consciousness Fonso, did you read too much Virginia Woolf lately... But then maybe not Woolf, because this reads easier..."This is the second time I hear this.. what is this stream of consciousness that y’all speak off?? And who is this woolf that you mentioned??
Mr greg, + 'tambo, lori, gretchen kasia I’m flatter =)
Why aren't you flattered that Lori and Gretchen and Kasia and I liked it? 'CAUSE WE'RE GIRLS?!!!!!!
%^*@F**K*#@#**#$B*S%(*#$@*#!!!!!!!!
%^*@F**K*#@#**#$B*S%(*#$@*#!!!!!!!!
tambo i just woke up and i late for work... i had a meeting this morning and i had to wake up at 7
Okay. I take back the unladylike cussing.
Alfonso wrote: "Mr greg, + 'tambo, lori, gretchen kasia I’m flatter =) "I don't know about Lori but I'm pretty sure we've determined from pictures and previous posts that between Kasia, Tambo and I.....I am definitely "flatter".
Gretchen wrote: "Alfonso wrote: "Mr greg, + 'tambo, lori, gretchen kasia I’m flatter =) "I don't know about Lori but I'm pretty sure we've determined from pictures and previous posts that between Kasia, Tambo and..."
Well, I think there is only one way to prove that statement Gretchen… I’ma need pictures of all of y’all naked and out of the kindness of our hearts me, steve and nick are going to judge who is “flatter” what y’all think?
Oh by the by fooz that book, taiga(sp) is strange, and the author takes way to much time describing things that don't need to be described... and then there is the love affair with the sister... I would just put it down.If he eased up on the over active flowery language, and eased up a bit on the incest it might have been good.
HEH! Gew!Bad form... funny but bad form.
Nick, just be grateful it's not the frontal view of that picture. I've seen it.Now if I could only unsee it.
there are some things you just can't unsee.
Oh, stop bitching, this was fun. I laughed my ass off! The perverse application of squid was much worse, this... This is just mere human. Live with it!
Oh, I was just being a jackass. That's kind of my thing.
Good to know. I wouldn't want to misrepresent myself.
No, you're being perfectly clear, no worries.
There's a load off my mind. So, what are you hating today - the EU, Polish jokes, jackasses? I'm hating the fact that the task I need to accomplish depends upon waiting for people to reply to my emails. So I'm dependent on humans today - and I don't even like humans.
I hate that the weather is nice... It was snowing two weeks ago then: BAM!!! It's summer suddenly, temperatures in high 60s, mid 70s... It's messing with my mind! Too many young, naked men around... All exercising all of the sudden (feh!), showing of their muscles... Assholes!!! And then today, I nearly bumped into one. He had the guts to step aside at the last moment. Cheeky bastard!!! What's up with men and their reflexes? Couldn't they be clumsier at times?Damn, something is wrong with me :(
Wait wtf? Women make no fucking sense!!! p.s. I just saw your avatar… LOVE IT!
Makes sense to me - they are wrecking havoc with my emotions. Cannot have that!!! That's just evil!
Alfonso, I think a little "Polish" girl had a looooooooong winter.
Ahhhhhhhh, I think I know what you mean… ;) yeah… she needs something to warm her up now… thank you for translating rusty! I wasent sure of wtf she was saying =)
Too bad she younger than me =(
No, no, no! This is going in the wrong direction. It's supposed to be: how loathsome men are! They are doing this on purpose. Deviltry!
My friend, for example has it all worked out: how and where to stretch after the run (shirtless of course)!!! I mean come on! I want my peace of mind back.
A loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong winter, huh?
Oh, just shut it would you?!! I started a new thread... That one is waaaaay more interesting! Honest.
