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Dad Jokes Christmas Gift Book (Paperback)
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avg rating 5.00 — 41 ratings — published
Math Jokes (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.92 — 24 ratings — published
Dad Jokes: Valentine's Day Gift Book (Holiday Joke Books by Ralph Lane)
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avg rating 4.74 — 31 ratings — published
Sports Jokes Gift Book (Paperback)
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avg rating 5.00 — 16 ratings — published
Karna's Wheel (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.27 — 413 ratings — published
Immoral Origins (The Desire Card, #1)
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avg rating 4.27 — 4,484 ratings — published
I Am Watching You (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.95 — 185,128 ratings — published 2017
Secrets (The Dog Walker #1)
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avg rating 4.32 — 1,189 ratings — published
The Full Circle for Mick (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.34 — 6,179 ratings — published
The Legend of Decimus Croome: A Halloween Carol (Spooky Classic Literature Adaptations)
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avg rating 4.14 — 146 ratings — published 2016
White Rose, Black Forest (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 54,042 ratings — published 2018
An American Princess: The Many Lives of Allene Tew (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.73 — 27,346 ratings — published 2015
The Ragged Edge of Night (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.16 — 48,410 ratings — published 2018
Killer (The Dog Walker #2)
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avg rating 4.44 — 636 ratings — published
Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.38 — 1,179 ratings — published 2016
Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.34 — 6,099 ratings — published 2000
Funny Jokes for Retired Folks: Gift Book for Retirement and Beyond (Gift Books by Ralph Lane)
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avg rating 5.00 — 9 ratings — published
The Odd and The Strange: A Collection of Very Short Fiction (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.32 — 1,196 ratings — published
Fatal Identity (Remmich/Miller, #3)
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avg rating 4.36 — 753 ratings — published
The Sacred Well Murders (Mary Wandwalker #1)
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avg rating 4.28 — 7,112 ratings — published 2022
Catch .22 (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.46 — 178 ratings — published
Stalker Stalked (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 300 ratings — published 2021
Extreme (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.41 — 269 ratings — published
Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.01 — 900,573 ratings — published 2005
Mademoiselle le Sleuth (Paris Backstage Murders)
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avg rating 4.33 — 1,418 ratings — published 2024
Vice and Virtue (Season 1)
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avg rating 4.45 — 278 ratings — published 2022
Magical Elements of the Periodic Table Presented By The Actinide Knights (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.51 — 312 ratings — published
EXTRAORDINARY TRUE STORIES OF SURVIVAL IN BURMA WW2: tens of thousands fled to India from the Japanese Invasion in 1942 (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.39 — 733 ratings — published
True Teryn (The Last Lumenian, #2)
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avg rating 4.30 — 969 ratings — published
The Virgins of Venice (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 5,834 ratings — published 2022
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
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avg rating 4.47 — 11,499,980 ratings — published 1997
Life Between Seconds (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.36 — 307 ratings — published
Counter Identity (Remmich/Miller, #2)
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avg rating 4.31 — 6,082 ratings — published
Bullet (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #19)
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avg rating 3.87 — 35,741 ratings — published 2010
Lost Identity (Remmich/Miller, #1)
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avg rating 4.28 — 5,885 ratings — published
Ghosts (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.82 — 18,625 ratings — published 1881
Dad Jokes: Gift Book (Gift Books by Ralph Lane)
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avg rating 5.00 — 8 ratings — published
Body In The Woods (Jack Ludefance, #2)
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avg rating 4.32 — 5,600 ratings — published 2019
Toe to Toe (Nonie Broussard Ghost Tracker Series)
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avg rating 4.22 — 5,602 ratings — published 2015
The Ocean at the End of the Lane (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 659,491 ratings — published 2013
Dueling Fates (Immar & Stauros trilogy #1)
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avg rating 4.31 — 1,211 ratings — published 2020
Thirteen for Dinner (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.29 — 304 ratings — published
Shatter Me (Shatter Me, #1)
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avg rating 3.84 — 1,242,058 ratings — published 2011
Shot Down: The True Story of Pilot Howard Snyder and the Crew of the B-17 Susan Ruth (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.21 — 8,605 ratings — published 2014
The Well House (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.31 — 340 ratings — published 2014
My Big Fat Fake Wedding (Big, Fat, Fake)
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avg rating 3.98 — 14,686 ratings — published 2019
Winter World (The Long Winter, #1)
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avg rating 4.15 — 35,927 ratings — published 2019
Assuming Names: A Con Artist's Masquerade (ebook)
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avg rating 3.66 — 26,598 ratings — published 2014
Depraved Heart (Kay Scarpetta, #23)
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avg rating 3.71 — 23,620 ratings — published 2015
A Discovery of Witches (All Souls, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 559,782 ratings — published 2011
“Anyway, thanks to Bob, that Christmas, my mother bought my grandmother and myself both vibrators. Now, as unusual as a gift like this sounds, you have to admit that they are the ideal stocking stuffers. I mean, you can fit the vibrator into the long top part of the stocking and still be able to get another cute little gift in the toe.
Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way.
And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”
― Wishful Drinking
Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way.
And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”
― Wishful Drinking
“Mazel Amsel- I have the obsession of destroying Nevaeh, she is so perfect, I cannot stand it! My girls have to be on top, and I am never going to let her be anything, I will make sure of it! That is what I have been doing for years. Nevaeh that no good little pussy licker; even if she knows it is me, she will not be able to ‘Prove it.’ I am just that well-liked by everyone, I am so powerful that no one will ever defeat me. I am the master manipulator, Nevaeh- yes, she is the tower! She is about for a hundred pounds, unnatural blond hair, lime green glowing eyes, and a voice that bellows! To me, she looks like a bulldog in the face, yet evil wicked witch-like also, yet to everyone else she blends in, to the others she looks as they do, just a normal mom, with normal kids. Yet I think she is crumbling, I think some people are seeing through her veil, because of what happened recently.
Mazel- I have everyone wrapped around my little finger. Likewise, if they do not bow down to me, I will make their life a living hell. That is the way; I have to have it, all the time for Nevaeh! I have to know what she is doing at all times. I have to hack into her social networking and get her pears to think she is a ‘Creep’ and ‘Stocker’ to young girls. So, she has no friends at all. So, my girls can be the supreme of this area, so that they can do as they please, without anyone stopping them from being the best, no matter what, and from getting what they want, and what I want for them. Besides, foremost I wanted to make sure that she would never date anyone. So, I came up with the story of telling everyone that she was into girls and that she is just plain crazy. I should know my eyes are on her always. I did not want to see her go to proms; I did not want to see her succeed. I did not want her to be loved. I would like to see her die, and not walk away from it.
I have dreamed of ways to kill her repeatedly. Like this one, I would like to see her be impaled on a sharp wooden stick, starting through her butt hole, and then slowly have gravity have it go up into her delicious miniature body until it hits her brain, and she screams out my girl’s names, as we get what we need. I would love to see a Nevaeh- kabob! I would love to see her stoned out in the open with rocks! I would love to see my girls bite their nipples off with their teeth! I want to see my girl claw her up to head to toe. I hunger to see them scratch her sweet blue eyes that are so heavenly right out of her face!
I want to see her gush that cobalt blood like a waterfall from her naked sliced-up body. Yes, I want us to torture her any way we can until she says yes to us. We are going to get at anything of hers we can until she comes with us! As we would, all dance around her, as we would light her up, cheerfully for the last time. How I would love to bleach and fry that perfect hair with chemicals. I and we all in our family want to fuck her up and down anyways we can! Mwah Ha, ha! Yes, Beforehand, we all would kiss, touch, lick, and stick her, and do what we want to get the life from her by sucking away.
We would eat her soul away as it would come down from the heavens then through her body, and into ours, as we would drink it out, the way we do. Yes, yes, hell- yes, I can see it now! Yes, I want her soul! Besides, anything or everything I can get out of her to add to my shrine. We even have a voodoo doll of her with pins in it. I have a few things of hers like her hymen-damaged red blood tarnished pink polka-dotted gym underwear, and her indigo pantiliner she had on. That my girl ripped off of her in school, the more things we have the more we can control her mind, but I want more!”
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Mazel- I have everyone wrapped around my little finger. Likewise, if they do not bow down to me, I will make their life a living hell. That is the way; I have to have it, all the time for Nevaeh! I have to know what she is doing at all times. I have to hack into her social networking and get her pears to think she is a ‘Creep’ and ‘Stocker’ to young girls. So, she has no friends at all. So, my girls can be the supreme of this area, so that they can do as they please, without anyone stopping them from being the best, no matter what, and from getting what they want, and what I want for them. Besides, foremost I wanted to make sure that she would never date anyone. So, I came up with the story of telling everyone that she was into girls and that she is just plain crazy. I should know my eyes are on her always. I did not want to see her go to proms; I did not want to see her succeed. I did not want her to be loved. I would like to see her die, and not walk away from it.
I have dreamed of ways to kill her repeatedly. Like this one, I would like to see her be impaled on a sharp wooden stick, starting through her butt hole, and then slowly have gravity have it go up into her delicious miniature body until it hits her brain, and she screams out my girl’s names, as we get what we need. I would love to see a Nevaeh- kabob! I would love to see her stoned out in the open with rocks! I would love to see my girls bite their nipples off with their teeth! I want to see my girl claw her up to head to toe. I hunger to see them scratch her sweet blue eyes that are so heavenly right out of her face!
I want to see her gush that cobalt blood like a waterfall from her naked sliced-up body. Yes, I want us to torture her any way we can until she says yes to us. We are going to get at anything of hers we can until she comes with us! As we would, all dance around her, as we would light her up, cheerfully for the last time. How I would love to bleach and fry that perfect hair with chemicals. I and we all in our family want to fuck her up and down anyways we can! Mwah Ha, ha! Yes, Beforehand, we all would kiss, touch, lick, and stick her, and do what we want to get the life from her by sucking away.
We would eat her soul away as it would come down from the heavens then through her body, and into ours, as we would drink it out, the way we do. Yes, yes, hell- yes, I can see it now! Yes, I want her soul! Besides, anything or everything I can get out of her to add to my shrine. We even have a voodoo doll of her with pins in it. I have a few things of hers like her hymen-damaged red blood tarnished pink polka-dotted gym underwear, and her indigo pantiliner she had on. That my girl ripped off of her in school, the more things we have the more we can control her mind, but I want more!”
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