Daniel Handler Books

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Why We Broke Up Why We Broke Up (Hardcover)
by (shelved 10 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.47 — 59,376 ratings — published 2011
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The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1) The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.02 — 563,045 ratings — published 1999
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File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (All the Wrong Questions, #2.5) File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (All the Wrong Questions, #2.5)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.87 — 4,288 ratings — published 2014
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The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6) The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.06 — 157,893 ratings — published 2001
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The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9) The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.01 — 138,776 ratings — published 2002
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The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12) The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.08 — 115,492 ratings — published 2005
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The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4) The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.86 — 182,369 ratings — published 2000
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The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3) The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.95 — 208,600 ratings — published 2000
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The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2) The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.02 — 242,152 ratings — published 1999
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The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5) The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
by (shelved 2 times as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.01 — 171,915 ratings — published 2000
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Bluebeard Bluebeard (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.60 — 804 ratings — published 1982
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In My Father's Court In My Father's Court (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.08 — 1,748 ratings — published 1956
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The Torture Garden The Torture Garden (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.74 — 2,813 ratings — published 1899
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Conversations with Friends Conversations with Friends (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.74 — 585,745 ratings — published 2017
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The Idiot The Idiot (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.65 — 103,902 ratings — published 2017
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Exit West Exit West (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.74 — 149,134 ratings — published 2017
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Lincoln in the Bardo Lincoln in the Bardo (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.75 — 171,844 ratings — published 2017
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Too Much and Not the Mood: Essays Too Much and Not the Mood: Essays (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.02 — 5,627 ratings — published 2017
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Human Acts Human Acts (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.27 — 66,945 ratings — published 2014
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Double Teenage Double Teenage (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.17 — 225 ratings — published 2015
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John John (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.25 — 1,455 ratings — published 2016
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Beverly Beverly (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.98 — 3,550 ratings — published 2016
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Patience Patience (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.88 — 11,660 ratings — published 2016
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Pond Pond (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.52 — 9,155 ratings — published 2015
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Killing and Dying: Stories Killing and Dying: Stories (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.90 — 12,249 ratings — published 2015
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Men Without Women Men Without Women (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.74 — 123,091 ratings — published 2014
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Hotels of North America Hotels of North America (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.25 — 1,643 ratings — published 2015
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The Flick The Flick (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.08 — 5,515 ratings — published 2014
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Suite for Barbara Loden Suite for Barbara Loden (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.11 — 1,629 ratings — published 2012
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Nevada Nevada (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.94 — 18,043 ratings — published 2013
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The Vegetarian The Vegetarian (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.65 — 344,753 ratings — published 2007
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Quartet Quartet (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.69 — 2,718 ratings — published 1928
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L' Homme Pressé L' Homme Pressé (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.70 — 167 ratings — published 1941
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Het gouden ei Het gouden ei (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.31 — 11,440 ratings — published 1984
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Black Wings Has My Angel Black Wings Has My Angel (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.13 — 3,592 ratings — published 1953
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Dark Spring Dark Spring (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.07 — 2,002 ratings — published 1969
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The Oblivion Seekers The Oblivion Seekers (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.99 — 607 ratings — published 1975
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Voyage in the Dark Voyage in the Dark (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.78 — 5,952 ratings — published 1934
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When Watched When Watched (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.88 — 1,134 ratings — published 2016
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Surveys Surveys (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.33 — 545 ratings — published 2016
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The Hatred of Poetry The Hatred of Poetry (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.80 — 3,512 ratings — published 2016
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Last Words from Montmartre Last Words from Montmartre (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.85 — 2,643 ratings — published 1996
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Tender Shoots Tender Shoots (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.33 — 72 ratings — published 1921
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Colline Colline (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.83 — 1,098 ratings — published 1928
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Bear Bear (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.40 — 10,443 ratings — published 1976
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For Whom the Bell Tolls For Whom the Bell Tolls (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.99 — 313,827 ratings — published 1940
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The Complete Poems 1927-1979 The Complete Poems 1927-1979 (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.20 — 12,988 ratings — published 1990
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The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.14 — 309,779 ratings — published 1994
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Moby-Dick or, The Whale Moby-Dick or, The Whale (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 3.56 — 607,462 ratings — published 1851
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Les Fleurs du Mal Les Fleurs du Mal (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as daniel-handler)
avg rating 4.19 — 78,798 ratings — published 1857
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Daniel Handler
“I won’t do a thing,” I said. “Without you I’m not moving.” Through the front window was another cliché, rain raging while the women inside wept like girls. The traffic screamed its emergency around us, but we could do this thing on our own. She was all the world’s money, and I would spend it with her, my sharpest friend who changed the tide, my only comfort from the brutal gamble of the world and the wicked ways of men. I grabbed her hands and clasped them together over her scar into a position of strength, like a prayer we wouldn’t be caught dead saying. Gather around us, heroic women of Haddam. Gather around us and put us under your silken wings. We are here, we are here, we are here, won’t someone take us across the sound together.
Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler
“There was a noise above us like an airplane zoom, but it was getting too dark to see. People started laying on the horn, braying like bad geese in a panic. "I am here," Lila said with a trembly smile. Our driver's ed teacher had told us that's what the horn should mean. Not Move along, buddy or I am displeased but I am here. I am here, I am here, I am here!
Daniel Handler, Adverbs

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