Daniel Handler


Why We Broke Up
The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1)
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (All the Wrong Questions, #2.5)
The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6)
The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)
The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)
The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3)
The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2)
The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
Our Spoons Came from Woolworths
سفر به دور اتاقم
Time Will Darken It
Nobody's Family Is Going to Change
Oh What a Paradise It Seems
Daniel Handler
Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are good at math make the world free of illness. The rest of us will write you epic poems and staple them together into a booklet. ...more
Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler
There was a noise above us like an airplane zoom, but it was getting too dark to see. People started laying on the horn, braying like bad geese in a panic. "I am here," Lila said with a trembly smile. Our driver's ed teacher had told us that's what the horn should mean. Not Move along, buddy or I am displeased but I am here. I am here, I am here, I am here! ...more
Daniel Handler, Adverbs

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