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Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1) Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)
by (shelved 80 times as crap)
avg rating 3.68 — 7,364,949 ratings — published 2005
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Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1) Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
by (shelved 74 times as crap)
avg rating 3.67 — 2,882,727 ratings — published 2011
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The Da Vinci Code (Robert Langdon, #2) The Da Vinci Code (Robert Langdon, #2)
by (shelved 54 times as crap)
avg rating 3.94 — 2,539,677 ratings — published 2003
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New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2) New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2)
by (shelved 41 times as crap)
avg rating 3.62 — 2,142,247 ratings — published 2006
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Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4) Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4)
by (shelved 40 times as crap)
avg rating 3.76 — 1,884,949 ratings — published 2008
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Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3) Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3)
by (shelved 36 times as crap)
avg rating 3.74 — 2,006,206 ratings — published 2007
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The Alchemist The Alchemist (Paperback)
by (shelved 34 times as crap)
avg rating 3.92 — 3,617,476 ratings — published 1988
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Fifty Shades Darker (Fifty Shades, #2) Fifty Shades Darker (Fifty Shades, #2)
by (shelved 25 times as crap)
avg rating 3.83 — 979,096 ratings — published 2011
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Fifty Shades Freed (Fifty Shades, #3) Fifty Shades Freed (Fifty Shades, #3)
by (shelved 24 times as crap)
avg rating 3.83 — 916,830 ratings — published 2012
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Angels & Demons (Robert Langdon, #1) Angels & Demons (Robert Langdon, #1)
by (shelved 22 times as crap)
avg rating 3.96 — 3,413,792 ratings — published 2000
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Atlas Shrugged Atlas Shrugged (Paperback)
by (shelved 22 times as crap)
avg rating 3.69 — 408,353 ratings — published 1957
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The Catcher in the Rye The Catcher in the Rye (Paperback)
by (shelved 19 times as crap)
avg rating 3.80 — 3,922,766 ratings — published 1951
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Marked (House of Night, #1) Marked (House of Night, #1)
by (shelved 14 times as crap)
avg rating 3.82 — 524,798 ratings — published 2007
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Divergent (Divergent, #1) Divergent (Divergent, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as crap)
avg rating 4.13 — 4,407,779 ratings — published 2011
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The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1) The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as crap)
avg rating 4.35 — 10,007,048 ratings — published 2008
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The Lost Symbol (Robert Langdon, #3) The Lost Symbol (Robert Langdon, #3)
by (shelved 12 times as crap)
avg rating 3.77 — 660,786 ratings — published 2009
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The Road The Road (Hardcover)
by (shelved 11 times as crap)
avg rating 4.00 — 1,049,830 ratings — published 2006
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Eat, Pray, Love Eat, Pray, Love (Paperback)
by (shelved 11 times as crap)
avg rating 3.65 — 1,850,596 ratings — published 2006
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Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as crap)
avg rating 3.70 — 3,228,298 ratings — published 1954
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Fallen (Fallen, #1) Fallen (Fallen, #1)
by (shelved 10 times as crap)
avg rating 3.72 — 620,006 ratings — published 2009
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Hush, Hush (Hush, Hush, #1) Hush, Hush (Hush, Hush, #1)
by (shelved 10 times as crap)
avg rating 3.92 — 746,405 ratings — published 2009
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The Lovely Bones The Lovely Bones (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as crap)
avg rating 3.86 — 2,469,325 ratings — published 2002
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Romeo and Juliet Romeo and Juliet (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as crap)
avg rating 3.74 — 2,840,292 ratings — published 1590
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The Secret (The Secret, #1) The Secret (The Secret, #1)
by (shelved 10 times as crap)
avg rating 3.74 — 537,283 ratings — published 2006
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Jonathan Livingston Seagull Jonathan Livingston Seagull (Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as crap)
avg rating 3.86 — 274,570 ratings — published 1970
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Allegiant (Divergent, #3) Allegiant (Divergent, #3)
by (shelved 9 times as crap)
avg rating 3.60 — 1,147,900 ratings — published 2013
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City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1) City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
by (shelved 9 times as crap)
avg rating 4.06 — 2,181,781 ratings — published 2007
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The Fountainhead The Fountainhead (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as crap)
avg rating 3.89 — 338,484 ratings — published 1943
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Left Behind (Left Behind, #1) Left Behind (Left Behind, #1)
by (shelved 9 times as crap)
avg rating 3.86 — 248,192 ratings — published 1995
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The Notebook (The Notebook, #1) The Notebook (The Notebook, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 4.16 — 1,850,430 ratings — published 1996
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The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty (Sleeping Beauty, #1) The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty (Sleeping Beauty, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 3.20 — 61,537 ratings — published 1983
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Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3) Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 4.12 — 3,760,605 ratings — published 2010
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A Discovery of Witches (All Souls, #1) A Discovery of Witches (All Souls, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 4.02 — 560,422 ratings — published 2011
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The Host (The Host, #1) The Host (The Host, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 3.86 — 1,051,612 ratings — published 2008
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The Twilight Saga The Twilight Saga (Audio CD)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 3.94 — 123,531 ratings — published 2005
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Outlander (Outlander, #1) Outlander (Outlander, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 4.26 — 1,161,594 ratings — published 1991
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The Gunslinger (The Dark Tower, #1) The Gunslinger (The Dark Tower, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 3.91 — 668,196 ratings — published 1982
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Scarlett Scarlett (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 8 times as crap)
avg rating 3.67 — 69,192 ratings — published 1991
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Digital Fortress Digital Fortress (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 3.71 — 667,459 ratings — published 1998
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Insurgent (Divergent, #2) Insurgent (Divergent, #2)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 3.96 — 1,631,159 ratings — published 2012
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A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1) A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 4.45 — 2,754,957 ratings — published 1996
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Wuthering Heights Wuthering Heights (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 3.90 — 2,175,268 ratings — published 1847
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 4.47 — 11,515,977 ratings — published 1997
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The Celestine Prophecy The Celestine Prophecy (Hardcover)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 3.74 — 123,379 ratings — published 1993
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Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle #1) Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle #1)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 3.97 — 1,952,648 ratings — published 2002
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Bridget Jones’s Diary (Bridget Jones, #1) Bridget Jones’s Diary (Bridget Jones, #1)
by (shelved 7 times as crap)
avg rating 3.81 — 1,027,105 ratings — published 1996
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City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2) City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)
by (shelved 6 times as crap)
avg rating 4.10 — 998,954 ratings — published 2008
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Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1) Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
by (shelved 6 times as crap)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,311,795 ratings — published 2011
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Thirteen Reasons Why Thirteen Reasons Why (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as crap)
avg rating 3.84 — 1,027,997 ratings — published 2007
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Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as crap)
avg rating 3.90 — 2,864,596 ratings — published 1937
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John Green
“I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I don't think it's oh so hard to walk four miles in the snow. I want that. I love that.”
John Green, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

Josh Ritter
“God doesn't build shit. Yeah, He creates stuff - the World, the mountain ranges, all that - but any fuck with one eye left in his head will tell you that He doesn't spend much time fixing up all His crap. No, He made it, splinters and snakes and all, but then He just took off, leaving the whole goddamn thing to whatever carrion birds feast on dilapidation.”
Josh Ritter, The Great Glorious Goddamn of It All

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