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Chelsea Handler Books
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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (Paperback)
by (shelved 55 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.79 — 112,233 ratings — published 2004
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Hardcover)
by (shelved 55 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.84 — 168,828 ratings — published 2008
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang (Hardcover)
by (shelved 43 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.83 — 71,573 ratings — published 2010
To Live and Drink in L.A. (Paperback)
by (shelved 37 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.98 — 467 ratings — published 2011
Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me (Audio CD)
by (shelved 24 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.76 — 50,475 ratings — published 2011
Uganda Be Kidding Me (Hardcover)
by (shelved 12 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.68 — 20,649 ratings — published 2014
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
by (shelved 12 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.86 — 516,385 ratings — published 2011
Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.55 — 7,578 ratings — published 2012
Life Will Be the Death of Me: . . . and you too! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 8 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.05 — 35,499 ratings — published 2019
Naked (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.10 — 274,588 ratings — published 1997
Man Up! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.90 — 4,815 ratings — published 2013
How To Trap a Cougar Vs. How To Trap a Cub (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 3 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.61 — 61 ratings — published 2012
The House of Mirth (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.98 — 107,951 ratings — published 1905
Bossypants (ebook)
by (shelved 2 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.96 — 1,066,404 ratings — published 2011
Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.01 — 726,165 ratings — published 2000
I'll Have What She's Having (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.14 — 21,755 ratings — published
The Great Alone (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.46 — 1,287,938 ratings — published 2018
Galatea (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.93 — 129,255 ratings — published 2013
The Best of Me (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.20 — 26,351 ratings — published 2020
Homegoing (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.47 — 418,232 ratings — published 2016
Pachinko (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.34 — 663,124 ratings — published 2017
To Be a Man: Stories (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.60 — 3,832 ratings — published 2020
Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.52 — 165,696 ratings — published 2020
Untamed (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.97 — 523,116 ratings — published 2020
Girl, Woman, Other (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.25 — 270,289 ratings — published 2019
Love Warrior (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.07 — 75,012 ratings — published 2016
Between the World and Me (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.40 — 372,899 ratings — published 2015
Sacred Housekeeping: A Spiritual Memoir (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.30 — 40 ratings — published 2012
The Color Purple (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.28 — 764,963 ratings — published 1982
The Glass Castle (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.33 — 1,390,783 ratings — published 2005
My Inappropriate Life: Some Material Not Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.75 — 1,550 ratings — published 2013
Drinking with Men: A Memoir (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.32 — 1,778 ratings — published 2013
Women (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.80 — 87,756 ratings — published 1978
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.93 — 24,988 ratings — published 2009
Post Office (ebook)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.92 — 142,020 ratings — published 1971
The Most Beautiful Woman in Town & Other Stories (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.88 — 11,650 ratings — published 1983
Little Nuggets of Wisdom (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 2.95 — 530 ratings — published 2009
“Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small penis.
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”
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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”
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“I rolled over and picked up Us Weekly magazine off the floor. The cover had a picture of Angelina, Brad, and their little Eskimo son, Maddox. I saw staring at the photo, wondering why this little boy looks so pissed off in every picture.
At first I thought he was just pissed about his Mohawk, but then I realized he’s probably furious. Maddox must have thought he hit the jackpot when some A-list celebrity rescued him from third-world Cambodia, only to discover that she was going to shuffle him back and for the to EVERY other third-world country in the universe. He’s probably like, 'When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?”
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
At first I thought he was just pissed about his Mohawk, but then I realized he’s probably furious. Maddox must have thought he hit the jackpot when some A-list celebrity rescued him from third-world Cambodia, only to discover that she was going to shuffle him back and for the to EVERY other third-world country in the universe. He’s probably like, 'When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?”
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
