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Chelsea Handler Books
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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (Paperback)
by (shelved 58 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.79 — 111,612 ratings — published 2004
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Hardcover)
by (shelved 58 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.84 — 167,757 ratings — published 2008
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang (Hardcover)
by (shelved 47 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.83 — 71,134 ratings — published 2010
To Live and Drink in L.A. (Paperback)
by (shelved 37 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.98 — 465 ratings — published 2011
Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me (Audio CD)
by (shelved 27 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.76 — 50,227 ratings — published 2011
Uganda Be Kidding Me (Hardcover)
by (shelved 13 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.68 — 20,342 ratings — published 2014
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
by (shelved 12 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.86 — 511,648 ratings — published 2011
Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order (Paperback)
by (shelved 11 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.55 — 7,568 ratings — published 2012
Life Will Be the Death of Me: . . . and you too! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 9 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.05 — 34,642 ratings — published 2019
Naked (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.10 — 272,079 ratings — published 1997
Man Up! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.90 — 4,797 ratings — published 2013
How To Trap a Cougar Vs. How To Trap a Cub (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 3 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.61 — 61 ratings — published 2012
I'll Have What She's Having (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.16 — 17,756 ratings — published
The House of Mirth (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.97 — 104,777 ratings — published 1905
Bossypants (ebook)
by (shelved 2 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.96 — 1,048,206 ratings — published 2011
Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.01 — 717,177 ratings — published 2000
The Great Alone (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.45 — 1,130,752 ratings — published 2018
Galatea (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.93 — 119,296 ratings — published 2013
The Best of Me (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.21 — 25,451 ratings — published 2020
Homegoing (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.47 — 394,834 ratings — published 2016
Pachinko (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.34 — 603,631 ratings — published 2017
To Be a Man: Stories (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.61 — 3,705 ratings — published 2020
Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.53 — 158,705 ratings — published 2020
Untamed (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.98 — 506,855 ratings — published 2020
Girl, Woman, Other (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.26 — 260,928 ratings — published 2019
Love Warrior (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.07 — 74,050 ratings — published 2016
Between the World and Me (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.40 — 361,351 ratings — published 2015
Sacred Housekeeping: A Spiritual Memoir (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.22 — 41 ratings — published 2012
The Color Purple (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.28 — 744,879 ratings — published 1982
The Glass Castle (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 4.33 — 1,343,133 ratings — published 2005
My Inappropriate Life: Some Material Not Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.75 — 1,533 ratings — published 2013
Drinking with Men: A Memoir (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.32 — 1,768 ratings — published 2013
Women (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.80 — 85,261 ratings — published 1978
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.93 — 24,914 ratings — published 2009
Post Office (ebook)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.93 — 137,500 ratings — published 1971
The Most Beautiful Woman in Town & Other Stories (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 3.88 — 11,442 ratings — published 1983
Little Nuggets of Wisdom (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as chelsea-handler)
avg rating 2.94 — 527 ratings — published 2009
“There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.”
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
“I rolled over and picked up Us Weekly magazine off the floor. The cover had a picture of Angelina, Brad, and their little Eskimo son, Maddox. I saw staring at the photo, wondering why this little boy looks so pissed off in every picture.
At first I thought he was just pissed about his Mohawk, but then I realized he’s probably furious. Maddox must have thought he hit the jackpot when some A-list celebrity rescued him from third-world Cambodia, only to discover that she was going to shuffle him back and for the to EVERY other third-world country in the universe. He’s probably like, 'When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?”
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
At first I thought he was just pissed about his Mohawk, but then I realized he’s probably furious. Maddox must have thought he hit the jackpot when some A-list celebrity rescued him from third-world Cambodia, only to discover that she was going to shuffle him back and for the to EVERY other third-world country in the universe. He’s probably like, 'When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?”
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea



