Chelsea Handler


My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
To Live and Drink in L.A.
Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
Uganda Be Kidding Me
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order
Life Will Be the Death of Me: . . . and you too!
Naked
Man Up!
How To Trap a Cougar Vs. How To Trap a Cub
The House of Mirth
Bossypants
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Chelsea Handler
I rolled over and picked up Us Weekly magazine off the floor. The cover had a picture of Angelina, Brad, and their little Eskimo son, Maddox. I saw staring at the photo, wondering why this little boy looks so pissed off in every picture. At first I thought he was just pissed about his Mohawk, but then I realized he’s probably furious. Maddox must have thought he hit the jackpot when some A-list celebrity rescued him from third-world Cambodia, only to discover that she was going to shuffle him b ...more
Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Chelsea Handler
The people who don't get you are not your problem. Sitting around and thinking of all the people who don't love you or don't wanna hang out with you just diminishes your own light. Focus on where the light and love come from and park yourself in front of that. There are many moments in life when your own light is all you need. ...more
Chelsea Handler, I'll Have What She's Having

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