Remodeling Quotes

Quotes tagged as "remodeling" (showing 1-3 of 3)
Alice Clayton
“My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?”
Alice Clayton, Rusty Nailed

Jamie Gold
“A $100,000 kitchen won't turn a $200,000 condo into a $300,000 resale.”
Jamie Gold

“Some rent control ordinances permit a landlord to evict a tenant in order to rehabilitate a unit. [....] Such evictions are usually conditioned on the landlord's obtaining all necessary permits before the eviction. Some ordinances require that the tenant be given (1) the right to occupy any vacant unit that the same landlord owns within the city, (2) the right to reoccupy the vacated unit on the completion of the rehabilitation work, or (3) a payment to defray the costs of relocation. [....]
A landlord who refuses to allow the tenant to reoccupy the vacated unit is subject to liability under the governing ordinance.”
Myron Moskovitz