Ninjas Quotes

Quotes tagged as "ninjas" (showing 1-14 of 14)
John Green
“I mean, we're ninjas."

"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said

"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.”
John Green, Paper Towns

James Dashner
“I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers."

"Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.”
James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

Seth Grahame-Smith
“No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.”
Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Masashi Kishimoto
“Hidan: Hey, look at that, it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you knwo that?
Kakuzu: Shut up. Let's go.
Hidan: Let me put it on at least! Okay, I'm coming. Admit it, you like me a little, doncha?
Kakuzu: Either you shut up, or I'll kill you.
Hidan: Haha, you're embarrassed! I understand.”
Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto, Vol. 01: Uzumaki Naruto

Nick Harkaway
“Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.”
Nick Harkaway, The Gone-Away World

Jarius Raphel
“If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.”
Jarius Raphel

John Green
“The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.”
John Green, Paper Towns

Jane Prowse
“Knowing when to leave requires training.”
Jane Prowse, The Revenge of Praying Mantis
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“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”
Splinter TMNT 2012

“If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.”
Robert Hamburger

Jim Butcher
“Try not to look like that," Ascher said under breath, after we were in the elevator.
"Like what?" I asked.
"Like you're expecting ninjas to leap out of the trash cans. This is a party."
"Everyone knows there's no such things as ninjas," I scoffed. "But it will be something. Count on it.”
Jim Butcher, Skin Game

Will Advise
“Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.”
Will Advise, Nothing is here...

Justin Bienvenue
“Soothe and sly stamina with a short sword they slice
They are beyond precise making the victim pay the price”
Justin Bienvenue, Like A Box Of Chocolates

Victoria Denault
“It's intense--the way he's touching me, the feel of his mouth, the level of turned on he's making me. I need to bring it down a little, gain some control back even if it's just a molecule of it. So, as his mouth drifts from mine back down toward my breasts I use my martial arts training, carefully positioning my legs between his and reach out with my arms and--boom! I flip him.

It's not graceful, and I almost fall off the bed when I do it and end up flailing a little, which I'm sure looks extra ridiculous topless, but I flipped him and he looks impressed. Stunned but impressed. "Cool. I've never fucked a ninja before."

I laugh--loudly. "You don't fuck ninjas. They fuck you.”
Victoria Denault, Slammed
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