Ninjas Quotes

“I mean, we're ninjas."

"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said

"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.”
― John Green, Paper Towns

“No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Hidan: Hey, look at that, it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you knwo that?
Kakuzu: Shut up. Let's go.
Hidan: Let me put it on at least! Okay, I'm coming. Admit it, you like me a little, doncha?
Kakuzu: Either you shut up, or I'll kill you.
Hidan: Haha, you're embarrassed! I understand.”
― Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto, Vol. 1: Uzumaki Naruto

“Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.”
― Nick Harkaway, The Gone-Away World

“If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.”
― Jarius Raphel

“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”
― Splinter TMNT 2012

“Knowing when to leave requires training.”
― Jane Prowse, The Revenge of Praying Mantis

“Try not to look like that," Ascher said under breath, after we were in the elevator.
"Like what?" I asked.
"Like you're expecting ninjas to leap out of the trash cans. This is a party."
"Everyone knows there's no such things as ninjas," I scoffed. "But it will be something. Count on it.”
― Jim Butcher, Skin Game

“Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.”
― Robert Hamburger

“Soothe and sly stamina with a short sword they slice
They are beyond precise making the victim pay the price”
― Justin Bienvenue, Like A Box Of Chocolates

“It's intense--the way he's touching me, the feel of his mouth, the level of turned on he's making me. I need to bring it down a little, gain some control back even if it's just a molecule of it. So, as his mouth drifts from mine back down toward my breasts I use my martial arts training, carefully positioning my legs between his and reach out with my arms and--boom! I flip him.

It's not graceful, and I almost fall off the bed when I do it and end up flailing a little, which I'm sure looks extra ridiculous topless, but I flipped him and he looks impressed. Stunned but impressed. "Cool. I've never fucked a ninja before."

I laugh--loudly. "You don't fuck ninjas. They fuck you.”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“What kind of spy network would the Shinobi be if we only accepted Japanese people? It would be easy to spot us anywhere.”
― Kenwa Sugihara, World War Ninja