Slammed Quotes

“This must be the goalie."

"If he is so off-limits, then why are you so on top of him?”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“It's intense--the way he's touching me, the feel of his mouth, the level of turned on he's making me. I need to bring it down a little, gain some control back even if it's just a molecule of it. So, as his mouth drifts from mine back down toward my breasts I use my martial arts training, carefully positioning my legs between his and reach out with my arms and--boom! I flip him.

It's not graceful, and I almost fall off the bed when I do it and end up flailing a little, which I'm sure looks extra ridiculous topless, but I flipped him and he looks impressed. Stunned but impressed. "Cool. I've never fucked a ninja before."

I laugh--loudly. "You don't fuck ninjas. They fuck you.”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“Do you mind if I follow you home tonight?" I ask her with a serious stare. "Because my mother always told me to follow my dreams.”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“My phone buzzes in my purse, so I dig it out. I have ringtones for just about everyone. So the minute the first strands of Justin Bieber's "Baby" starts, it makes my smile grow.

"Who do you hate enough to give them that ringtone?" Jude asks.

"Never you mind," I mutter, still smiling as I silence it and glance at the text.”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“I open the door and jump into the passenger seat. Sprinkles leap from the donut and cascade around the car, mostly between my seat and the console.

Jude glares at me. I smile. "Sorry. You know kids are messy. You should get used to it."

"You're not a kid anymore. Stop eating my food, messing up my car and demanding I chauffeur you everywhere," Jude grumbles and starts the engine.”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves to hate. "My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed